Jul 10 2008

The rebirth of preppy and/or guys who wear flip flops with pants!

Published by at 4:00 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

Preppy Douche Bag

Can we all just agree to knock off this new wave of preppy, collar popping, flip flopping bullshit? I already lived through it once in the 80’s so asking me to experience it again is like asking a 95 year old war veteran to head over to Europe and fight a little more WWII. The old guy and I just don’t need the hassle right now.

The most amazing thing about these turds is that I think they actually get laid! BY WOMEN! “Do you mind if I slip into something more comfortable. Oh, look at that, too late I’m already wearing flip flops.” Listen Brad, nobody wants to stare at your beer-soaked toes while they are trying to eat. If you are in a situation that requires pants then you are in a situation that requires shoes. You look retarded Brad.

I will give a pass to Kanye West and Kanye West ONLY. Kanye just looks fucking cool dressing like the mayor of Cape Cod. You, on the other hand, look like a major tool.

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5 comments to “The rebirth of preppy and/or guys who wear flip flops with pants!”

  1. Creature of Habiton 10 Jul 2008 at 9:27 am

    Oh my – your head would explode in Boston. Everyone here dresses like the mayor of Cape Cod. EVERYONE.

  2. you a doucheon 13 Aug 2008 at 2:15 pm

    wow you post this shit at 4 am you do have no life… lol…

  3. You Just Made My List!on 13 Aug 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Now hold on a second “you a douche.” I know you are my biggest fan so let me tell you a little secret. DON’T tell anyone what I am about to tell you. The truth is I actually write these posts ahead of time and instruct my computer machine to publish the post for me at 4am while I am still passed out drunk in my bed or on the floor.

    Although I have to say “you a douche” that in many of your comments you specifically instructed me to be more productive and then you insult me for waking up at 4am to work. I’m getting mixed signals from you “you a douche.”

    Can I start calling you “Y A D” for short? It’s taking forever to constantly type “you a douche.”

    Thanks Pal!

  4. Douchetteon 13 Aug 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Man, this one actually made me pee my pants… I cracked up so much when you inserted “Brad”, that is such a cheese dick name… not to mention that my buddy is Brad. He is a cheese dick.

    PS. There is no mayor of Cape Cod, as “The Cape” is actually a bunch of towns (each having their own mayor).

    I know, I know, I am a douche for knowing that too… especially since I am in Texas.

  5. Bennon 30 Sep 2008 at 5:22 am

    It’s not as bad as wearing Crocs to a funeral trying to look classy.
    “That’s a very nice suit Justin. But what the FUCK are you wearing on your feet?!”