Jan 05 2010

Where have I been?

Published by at 7:12 pm under Jerks

Sorry guys, I have been absolutely swamped and have been trying to get ready for a move on top of everything. I should put my entire life on my list because it SUCKS BALLS right now. I will be back, I promise.

Who cares?

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15 comments to “Where have I been?”

  1. Yubberson 06 Jan 2010 at 6:47 am

    Me does. Still checking your blog every week 🙂

  2. Peteon 06 Jan 2010 at 7:31 am

    I care. Good luck with the move. Hope you don’t have to do it in the snow someplace. Winter sucks.

  3. brynnon 06 Jan 2010 at 10:31 am

    I care! I’ve never responded to anything before in my life, almost embarrassed that I am now. However, you kill precious work time for me at the office and I thank you for that.

  4. SanFranon 06 Jan 2010 at 10:35 am

    Take your damn time, Listy… and good luck with that fucking move – moving sucks, across town or across country.. I’d suggest then, while you’re at it, just moving to San Francisco. I think you’d dig it here, plus no snow and exorbitant cost-of-living!

    Fuck you, forevermore!

    PS: Happy New Year, ass!

  5. You Just Made My List!on 06 Jan 2010 at 10:47 am

    Yubbers – Howdy old timer.

    Pete – Fuck yes I’m moving in snow. My freezing ass is in Chicago. I HATE WINTER!

    Brynn – Thanks. I will be back murdering your productivity soon!

    SanFran – I almost moved there once actually but I am afraid of gay people. It’s a law that you have to be gay there right? At least that’s what my church told me.

  6. Whateveron 06 Jan 2010 at 11:33 am

    You suck Listy,

    I think it’s time you stopped being so productive and objective and get your priorities crooked, get on your lazy ass and feed us with your negative cynicism that we are all addicted to–your bullshit is my crackpipe.

    Sincerely,
    Flake

  7. You Just Made My List!on 06 Jan 2010 at 11:40 am

    I’M TRYING!

  8. SanFranon 06 Jan 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Listy, yes.. yes you HAVE to be gay, and enjoy publicly being flogged by a cross-dressing, child-molesting priest, while choking down the best pot brownie you’ve ever tasted.

    No shit, when the wife and I moved out here, my aunt and uncle warned me about “becoming gay”… I almost snarfed the miller lite they just served me.

    I just replied… “Oh, right. THE GAY.. you can get it from a toilet seat, I heard…”

    Some battles are best left alone.

    I still stand by my wish for you to fuck off though.

  9. Saraon 06 Jan 2010 at 2:33 pm

    jesus this was the first day I got down to the Library and it looks like I havn’t missed much!

    I bet the new place has carpeting, there is a mathmatical formula I’ve learned …..
    Moving + New Carpet = SNOW!

    seriously though, whats taking you so long? I’ve moved 8 times (call me the breeze) and it’s never taken more then one day and 10 beers. I can move couches with “drunk strength”, also I can be convinced that getting the box spring in through the 3rd floor attic window would be much easier

  10. icecycle66on 06 Jan 2010 at 2:47 pm

    You’ve been moving for fucking ever.

  11. You Just Made My List!on 06 Jan 2010 at 2:49 pm

    I’M SORRY! My move is more complicated than your average move. It involves selling a house and a ton of other insane bullshit. It’s a fucking nightmare.

  12. Tommyon 06 Jan 2010 at 3:16 pm

    All the time you spent bitching about your move could have been directed to more constructive things like bitching about Guy Fieri

  13. Erinon 06 Jan 2010 at 3:17 pm

    Yup… moving does suck. When we purchased our house we rented the truck had our apartment all packed, empty and ready to go. We got dressed for the closing and got a call as we were walking out the door that the closing was off… for the third time! Selling or buying is never easy… because stupid unprepared people on the other end can never get their shit together… annoying! Best of Luck Listy. Take a flask with you to the closing you may need it to get though all the bullshit paperwork!

  14. Yours Trulyon 06 Jan 2010 at 7:57 pm

    First it was “the vacation”, now it’s “the move”.

    The next time you can’t think of any material, here’s some more lies to use:

    1. “I’m getting a divorce”
    2. “I have cancer. Ass cancer”
    3. “My family was in a terrible accident”
    4. “I’m pregnant”
    5. “My wife is pregnant”
    6. “Both my wife and I are pregnant”
    7. “Both my wife and I are pregnant and now we’re going to go on Jerry Springer and tearfully tell each other who the REAL father is”
    8. “I recently started going lefty and now I have Carpal tunnel”
    9. “I’m actually Rosie O’Donnell and I just realized I’m a useless waste of life”
    10. “I got a job”

  15. SanFranon 06 Jan 2010 at 10:09 pm

    ASS CANCER!

    Yours Truly… you just gave me the necessary gumption to carry on for another hour on this project..

    Thank you,

    yours truly,

    SanFran