Mar 09 2010

Cheese made from breast milk!

Published by at 3:21 am under Jerks,Why?!?

daniel angerer breast milk cheese mommies milk

Fuck you.

Chef Daniel Angerer wants you to know he’s cool and the only way he could think to convince you is to milk his wife like a cow and start churning titty milk into boob cheese. Keep your disgusting hooter cheese to yourself, you douche.

The female breast is meant to be soaked with icy water and judged in Mexican bars, not used as an Easy Cheese can. God made boobs so young girls have a way to acquire beads and T-shirts, he never intended them to be used as nacho cheese fountains.

On his blog, Angerer rambles on about some hippie bullshit and wanting to donate his wife’s excess milk to Haiti, but somehow that morphed into sweater cheese. This guy craves attention even more than I do!

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17 comments so far

17 comments to “Cheese made from breast milk!”

  1. Alessaon 09 Mar 2010 at 7:23 am

    Please tell me this doesn’t really exist. And then tell me that people don’t actually buy it. That’s gross… damn hippies.

  2. John Won 09 Mar 2010 at 8:29 am

    In related news, a woman is accused of attacking police officer with her own breats milk.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 09 Mar 2010 at 9:00 am

    John – Do you know, that the female breast, known to be the source of life since eve, can be… DEADLY WEAPONS!

    NSFW (unless you are me)

  4. Saraon 09 Mar 2010 at 10:34 am

    Where did you get that picture of me!?!

  5. You Just Made My List!on 09 Mar 2010 at 10:44 am

    Sara – Don’t you worry about that.

  6. hodanon 09 Mar 2010 at 11:07 am

    i don’t remember but isn’t breastmilk rancid?!
    this is just gross.

  7. Tommyon 09 Mar 2010 at 12:48 pm

    I’m kinda curious about how it tastes

  8. John Won 09 Mar 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Tommy – ‘Casula Encounters’ on craigslist is probably your best bet.

  9. mancow mulleron 09 Mar 2010 at 2:46 pm

    I think he should milk her for all she’s worth.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 09 Mar 2010 at 3:22 pm


  11. Kathyon 09 Mar 2010 at 5:06 pm

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. *hack, spit*

  12. You Just Made My List!on 09 Mar 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Kathy – Mail your barf to Chef Angerer and he will make you a cheese sandwich out of it.

  13. icecycle66on 09 Mar 2010 at 6:23 pm

    If that chick cuts the grass and takes it up the ass then she’s as good as an Afghan goat.

    I hate having to wait until I get home to check the updates.

  14. You Just Made My List!on 09 Mar 2010 at 6:30 pm

    Icecycle – If your job is getting in the way of reading my brilliant ramblings I suggest you quit that bullshit.

  15. UltimateChaseon 09 Mar 2010 at 7:44 pm

    I’m going to have to disagree with you here. My girlfriend pays my bills and puts my socks on for me (I always put them on all crooked or I give up most of the way so there is that annoying bit of sock leftover making my shoes uncomfortable. I’m bad at socks.) Having a woman who puts my socks on, pays the rent and drives the car when I’ve been drinking is almost the greatest thing in the world. But if my sexy money making sock taxi could also produce cheese, my life would be perfect.

  16. You Just Made My List!on 09 Mar 2010 at 7:51 pm

    UltimateChase – It may be the beer talking, but “if my sexy money making sock taxi could also produce cheese” made me crack up. Some might say I laughed out loud and others might say I LOL’ed.

  17. Smiffion 22 Mar 2010 at 11:37 am

    I cant believe this sick fuck makin wife cheese, do you think she makes cheese out of his bodilly fluids? o my god this doesnt bare thinkin about. i dont think im gonna be able to eat pizza for weeks now thanks to this guy. i think its maybe cos he has some serious underlying issues with his own mother from childhood, maybe she had cheesey tits too.