Mar 11 2010

It’s my day off, leave me alone!

Published by at 3:25 am under Awesome!,Jerks

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Obviously I went out for my birthday. Obviously I am too tired now to write, but you will be happy to know that a good 30 minutes of my dinner was spent discussing the various reasons why Guy Fieri should be dead and Corey Haim should be alive. Sorry I’m being lame and skipping a day but I think this will help you get over it, you cry baby.

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14 comments to “It’s my day off, leave me alone!”

  1. Paul in Saint Paulon 11 Mar 2010 at 7:10 am

    “According to this pretty mom, old people like Zoo Books, too, because it takes their mind off death.”

    I’d like this writer and voice-over artist to get a lot more work in advertising.

  2. joeon 11 Mar 2010 at 8:18 am

    70 turned chuck norris today.

    the only reason kryponite is deadly to superman is because it contains traces of chuck norris roundhouse kicks to the face.

  3. Jeffon 11 Mar 2010 at 8:43 am

    When are you going to put something funny up again?

  4. Saraon 11 Mar 2010 at 10:52 am

    That video was only 58 seconds long and I still had to pause it three times. fucking work! its interfering with my dicking around on the internet

    Oh I have a job again! yeay! no more pepper pervs sitting next to me at the library. although he didn’t care if I was dicking around instead of processing billing.

  5. joeon 11 Mar 2010 at 11:26 am

    hey yo lemme finger your ass real quick

  6. You Just Made My List!on 11 Mar 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Joe – I really missed your threats of sexual assault.

  7. joeon 11 Mar 2010 at 1:52 pm

    i think that says more about you than me..though i do have some oranges i’m not gonna eat, wanna see if they’ll still fit for old times sake? we’ll skip the mandarins and go straight to the B cups.

  8. SuperSluton 11 Mar 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Joe, it really sucks that your uncle molested you when you were a kid. But cutting yourself and violently harassing strangers while hiding behind a faceless internet persona is not going to heal your wounds. You’re creeping everyone out, scary clown.

  9. Xinaon 11 Mar 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Listy when you’re back I need a favor. I’ve been accused of being Super Slut. Will you please clear up the fact that I’m not? Thanks buddy. Happy bday!

  10. You Just Made My List!on 11 Mar 2010 at 5:31 pm

    I can say for sure that SuperSlut and Xina are two different people. Sure, they are both in love with me, but they are in fact not the same person.

    Thanks Xina.

  11. joeon 12 Mar 2010 at 8:25 am

    sorry superslut (my favorite kind by the way), you got that wrong, i was the one who molested him. also i don’t cut anything except the unsuspecting assholes i jam my cock in to, much like yours. don’t worry, i’m a doctor so i can stitch you back up before i rip you open again. 🙂

  12. Saraon 12 Mar 2010 at 9:19 am

    ugh, in my mind I’m seeing the scene in Rocky where he’s demanding Burgess Meredith to cut his eye. Joe and superslut are having at it in an all out anal boxing match

  13. joeon 12 Mar 2010 at 9:54 am

    you’re welcome to join in

  14. SuperSluton 16 Mar 2010 at 9:55 pm

    uh, thanks for that added imagery sara. way to support a sister. and joe, you wish you were a doctor and you wish you could sit next to me in a crowded bar. thank god you are probably a little hermit and none of those little fantasy scenarios would ever happen.