Mar 17 2010

Celtic Thunder!

celtic thunder sucks

There I was, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, Celtic Thunder takes a big ol’ Irish shit all over my TV!

Well, at least I now know why Irish Dancing is popular… people in Ireland are RETARDED! You heard me Ireland, get your shit together!

I was once like you. Well, I was like a more awesome version of you. Anyway, I once roamed the planet without any knowledge that on that very same planet a group of drunk (I’m assuming) lip-syncing Irish assholes were prancing around on stage like some sort of evil tampon commercial directed by Walt Disney. And the audience is eating this shit up like it’s free cabbage. Do Irish people eat cabbage? I’m assuming they do.

This has got to be one of the most horrifying things ever created by man. These turds make Hitler look like Mr. Rogers and Haiti seem like a perfectly good spring break destination. I’m serious, this is the worst thing I have ever seen.

You know, I’m half Irish but after discovering Celtic Thunder I’m thinking about cutting myself in half and letting some dogs eat the Irish side.

Never has an unplugged guitar rocked so hard.

Caution: This will make you grow a vagina. If you already have a vagina, get ready for another, more vagina-y, one!

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96 comments to “Celtic Thunder!”

  1. celtic-girlon 20 Oct 2010 at 12:42 am

    okay you say you hate them yet you have two videos up. wow i think you do like them but you had friends around you making you feel like you were a mere sissy for liking them so you tried to show them that you werent by posting the bullshit of a post about dissing them. well guess what asswhip you just really made a big ass of yourself. you have no right to call yourself and Irishman cause your not. I believe that no person would talk like that about Ireland if they had any irish in them. ALL YOU ARE IS SHOWING HOW IMMATURE YOU ARE FOR TALKIN SHIT ABOUT A GROUP OF GUYS AND HERE IS SOMTHING NOT ALL OF THEM ARE FROM FUCKING IRELAND YOU FUCKING TWIT ONE IS FROM SCOTTLAND AND ONE IS FROM WALES SO READ ABOUT GROUP BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR FUCKING TRAP ABOUT THEM.

  2. lanquidleprechaunon 20 Oct 2010 at 1:01 am

    Hey just wanted to say to “You just made my list.” YOUR A DUMB FUCK! How the hell would you know what Johnny Cash listened to? He is dead and its time to move on. Celtic Thunder is an AWESOME group so before you start saying FUCK IRELAND THIS and That why dont you right out a list of what makes you any better than them. Face it fuck nuts your just a talentless shit stain that is angry cause there is a Foreign group that is putting MANY of todays American and ALL of the old artists to shame. Is it really that bad to bring in new talent to the people? If you want to bash someone bash yourself for waisting away as a worthless peice of cow shit that probably spends his days getting high and beating off in his daddys underwear.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 20 Oct 2010 at 8:57 am

    Yay! These comments just made my day. Seriously, thank you for making my morning awesome.

    I love it when the same person comments under different names not knowing I can see where the comments come from. They have this big fantasy that I’m going to see this flood of hate mail pouring in and suddenly I’m going to be shamed into shutting down this website.

    Where do I start? It would take me too long to go over all the misspelled words and psychotic thoughts in the last few comments but I do have a few favorite moments.

    First of all, I love it when people are so angry they type in all caps. I like to imagine how hard they are slamming their fingers on the keyboard and the way they mutter each word to themselves. To have this kind of passion for such a shit group of “musicians” is hilarious.

    I like the theory that Celtic Thunder doesn’t lip-sync. What can be said about that? The assertion that Celtic Thunder in not “mono tone” and is somehow “putting American and ALL of the old artists to shame” is just awesome. Does this idiot not realize that Celtic Thunder seems to mostly sing older American songs? Pure craziness.

    I love being called an “asswhip” twice. I’ve been called an asswipe before but never an asswhip.

    The only thing they got right was the fact that I do spend my days “getting high and beating off in his daddys underwear.”

    Congratulations Celtic Thunder, nobody proves my point better than your fans!

  4. celtic-girlon 25 Oct 2010 at 2:44 am

    okay yes they sing american songs but sadly they do them way fucking better. and Sadly you havent really made a point just pissed off alot of Irish people. the fact of you making an ass of yourself over stupid things if funny but when you talk shit about my background is when you piss me off

  5. You Just Made My List!on 25 Oct 2010 at 8:49 am

    Celtic-girl – Ahhhhhh, now we get to the meat of it. You think it’s funny when people make fum of things you dislike but as soon as the subject turns to something you love you get all pissed. Grow up, hypocrite.

  6. celtic-girlon 26 Oct 2010 at 3:57 am

    telling me to grow up wow. you got problems im not the one complaining over a damn group of guys that you think are gay. and when did i think something was funny about something i didnt like to you. because i havent so why the hell are you calling me a hypocrite. my point is you really need to fucking think about peoples backgrounds before you talk shit. alot of people respect them and do get way worse then what i have. you are truly making an ass of yourself but from what it looks like on here you dont give a damn

  7. You Just Made My List!on 26 Oct 2010 at 8:41 am

    Celtic-fucking-idiot – First of all, I don’t have to think of shit before I write anything.

    Secondly, why do you care so much about what I think? Just listen to your shit music and ignore me.

    Lastly, please learn to fucking write. You have the grammar of a 7-year-old. Wait… are you 7? Maybe that’s why you like Celtic Thunder so much.

  8. Laurenon 17 Nov 2010 at 6:05 pm

    Oh dear heavens but what the FUCK was that shit?!! First off it’s not 1962 anymore and if it was they’d be praying Castro to drop the nukes right on these fuckers Lawrence Welk my ass! If he were alive and saw these jizzwads he’d got outside and PRACTICE turning over in his grave what a load of tripe. These shitstains make Up with People looking like the fucking Wu-Tang Clan barf bag please I’m dying over here!

  9. Braxtonon 20 Nov 2010 at 1:49 pm

    I love how there is nothing Celtic or thunderous about these talentless hacks. With the obvious lip-syncing, I wouldn’t be surprised if they are using the Milli Vanilli technique of having completely different people preform the songs. I can’t believe the soccer moms in the audience eating it up. it’s just sad Celtic Thunder would have been a good name for an Irish prog-rock band.

  10. PoodlesRuleon 06 Dec 2010 at 12:52 am

    Fucking. Irish. Bollywoodian. Shite.

  11. Stephenon 15 Dec 2010 at 8:11 pm

    I LOOOVVVEE Celtic music

    But cannot stand Celtic Thunder

    Especially baldy.

  12. ACherameeon 16 Dec 2010 at 12:53 am

    HOLY COW! I’ve never seen so many drastic variations of comments. “I love them” “I hate them!” “Are you kidding me? They’re awesome!” “Are you blind? And deaf? And stupid?”

    Sorry, sticks in the mud, I’m one of the “They’re awesome” people. I see the whole lip syncing issue, I noticed it as well. I was a little disappointed, yes, but I still love these guys and for any lunatic to get the sudden idea to blast them on a stupid forum makes my blood boil. But, as so many pointed out to me when I first became a a fan, CT is more of a performance/production than concert. A musical rather than Celine Dion(which, btw, why hasn’t anyone bashed her? I’ve heard her lip syncing sux pretty bad). However, they are still singing to their voices which are positively amazing. How Justin Bieber (Justina Bieber, i like to call him) thinks he has so much talent, I will never know. Anyway, just a rant. I know no one else will agree with me, but I could honestly care less.

  13. Maryon 19 Dec 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Everyone is allowed to his own opinion, and I respect the fact that some people may not find their music appealing.

    However, I think it is a bit harsh to say that they have no talent. All of the guys from Celtic Thunder are quite talented and hardworking.

    Insulting Keith by saying that the guitar is “unplugged” is silly because 1) you can clearly see the pack for the wireless amp attached to the shoulder strap and 2) Keith is an amazing guitar player (as evidenced by live, audience-recorded videos) even if he isn’t actually playing in that specific song.

    It’s highly probable that they are lip synching in these videos, but that is true with most concert dvds you might buy…the point is that they are still amazing when you see them perform live.

    So, honestly, it’s fine if you don’t like them but at least show some respect their fans, and more importantly to yourself, by using legitimate reasons to back up your opinions.

    Thank you.

  14. You Just Made My List!on 19 Dec 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Mary – Wrong, most live DVDs are not lip-synced and wrong, Keith is not plugged into anything. Listen, if you enjoy being scammed by a bunch of bland “talents” then go for it. I have different needs when it comes to music.

  15. Josephon 19 Dec 2010 at 9:09 pm

    if you want a real, talented irish singer, check this out.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx-_Jp-xUUg

    /evillaugh

  16. oliveron 06 Jan 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Hey it’s Oliver again…Who the hell cares about “proper grammar”. Why don’t you get a life rather than bagging on something or someone else because it seems that’s all you do….if you hate Celtic Thunder so much then hate it I don’t care but you don’t have to express your hate through this. All your doing is pissing people off so again GET A LIFE…I hope you know all this hate hurts me…:'(…just stop with it all not just this we don’t need any more hate in this world…I didn’t mean the stuff I said before I was mad…don’t take this as an apologie its regret.

  17. You Just Made My List!on 06 Jan 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Oliver – Let me give you some honest advice… don’t care so much about what other people think. Also, you asked who cares about proper grammar. Intelligent people do. Stop coming to this website if it makes you so unhappy.

  18. oliveron 12 Jan 2011 at 10:10 pm

    I don’t care what people think I’m just standing up for what I love, there’s a difference…would you just drop the thing about grammar, it’s stupid!

  19. kaylaon 06 Mar 2011 at 6:59 am

    OMG Celtic Thunder is not retarded or domb, ITS THE BEST BAND EVER!! just like people hating justin bieber for no reason Celtic Thunder’s the same thing. Celtic Thunder’s better than him tho.
    but in Ireland’s Call on heritage i think they dont really sing it on stage cuz it sounds exactly like the first one with Damian’s high voice. sooooooo idk rlly

  20. You Just Made My List!on 06 Mar 2011 at 9:05 am

    Kayla – I can tell you are young so I won’t argue with you about music but I would like to give you some honest advice. All the texting lingo like “tho” and “rily” is not cool. It’s SO much cooler to sound smart when you write. Trust me, take the time to write properly and use real words, it’s just better that way. Be one of the smart kids and you will go so much further in life. I’m not at all kidding.

  21. Fredon 08 Mar 2011 at 9:56 pm

    Gay as can be. After Celtic Thunder hit Surf City, there were three girls for every boy who was still interested.

  22. Jon Hon 12 Mar 2011 at 8:09 pm

    This shit’s practically the only thing that’s ever on Connecticut Public Television.

  23. Kaylaon 14 Mar 2011 at 5:53 pm

    jeez say that in a nicer way please

  24. You Just Made My List!on 14 Mar 2011 at 5:56 pm

    Dearest Kayla,

    Celtic Thunder is a giant pile of shit.

    Love,
    Listy

  25. jdeburcaon 15 Mar 2011 at 1:00 am

    Thank you, thank you, thank you… I haven’t laughed so hard in days! You Just Made My List!, and Jonathan – both vulgar, witty and hilarious! And get this – I LIKE Celtic Thunder! However, like you, I despised the show with the green shiny suit and the beach music – and since you are so much better at describing it, I will leave it at your description.

    Personally, I think each individual in the group is talented – they have a lot of personality,nice voices, and when they sing an actual Irish song they manage to keep the feeling and soul in the song in spite of Phil Coulter’s lack of taste and his determination to create the sort of cheesy rubbish Americans like to watch and call “Celtic”. It makes me wonder how a bunch of young guys can think that performing this stuff isn’t going to ruin any future career aspirations they may have had.

    Anyway, somehow I stumbled upon this blog and read your absolutely hilarious description and the funny comments afterward and just had to say thanks for the laugh. Also, your responses to the comments were great too!

    I hope the Celtic Thunder guys find this site because, not only do I think it may be a reality check for them that could help them drop Coulter and go back to making real music in Ireland – a place by the way, that hasn’t even heard of them – I think they would laugh hysterically at your description of them and their show!

  26. Kaylaon 20 Mar 2011 at 6:22 pm

    No their not,
    y do u say that? ^
    ^
    to the person who commented on my status thing

  27. azzleon 13 Apr 2011 at 2:52 am

    Celtic thunder – what a funny little production.
    what’s with the crap space-wasting set? scary audience, getting completely duped. freaking strange i can’t understand it. Celtic thunder are neither.

  28. lmaoon 25 May 2011 at 4:47 pm

    wow.. “you just made my list” you just made my list and my day 😀 FUCKING AWESOME. some of the funniest shit i’ve read is on this very page. lmao these people arguing with you are fucking hilarious. “you dont like celtic thunder?! you must love satan!!! i bet your miserable and lonely, how dare you dont love my celtic…orgassm..uhhh celtic thunder lmao!!! just to let you fuck nuts know i actually do enjoy this group, but i still read this and still laughed my ass off. you people are too uptight. and you know what, i’m glad your offended you little fucks. goes to show how much of a half monkey you are *hands out some banannas..wish this thing had spell check..aww well fuk it.

  29. irishkicksurASSon 22 Jul 2011 at 2:47 pm

    whats ur problem with irish people…. tell me what race u r i could probably think of a million problems with them

  30. You Just Made My List!on 22 Jul 2011 at 4:17 pm

    irishdrunkass – I’m IRISH!

    By the way, I wouldn’t be so proud of the fact that you can “think of a million problems” with any other race.

  31. keithon 11 Nov 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Listen up, you peice of shit!I hate your f***ING guts!Celtic thunder is the greatest band in the world an my fave.They’re better than you’ll ever be, since obviously you dont know your head from your ass!You are disgace to all of Ireland.I hate you!Your the biggest bitch I’ve ever heard of!If you continue to post this shit,I’m coming after you!Mark my words, you pussy!I hate you and I hope you get eaten by this bands fans, you bitch!!!!

  32. You Just Made My List!on 11 Nov 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Keith – Thanks for giving me this erection.

  33. Gemmaon 12 Feb 2012 at 11:45 am

    What the hell would you know about Ireland? And being Half-Irish doesn’t count for anything! It just shows you we’re good enough to FULL Irish! < that sounded alot better in my mind…
    But anyways, why do you hate so much? Why do you have to talk about how much you hate everything? We you sexually abused as a child or something?

  34. You Just Made My List!on 12 Feb 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Gemma – Why do I hate things? Just read your own grammatical nightmare of a comment and you might start to understand.

  35. Addyon 03 Jun 2012 at 6:04 pm

    You might want to be careful. A rant like that could get you hunted down and torn apart be angry Thunderheads (that’s what we CT fans call ourselves).
    I would like to inform you that the only cases of lip-syncing in Celtic Thunder are by Caroline Torti, who is not a singer for the group (CT is a group of MALE soloists) but a dancer. Caroline Torti’s voice is provided by Charli Bird. All true thunderheads know and accept this.
    Keith’s guitar is not “unplugged” as you said. If you’d bothered to look, you would have seen that it is plugged into a mic-pack and battery which is attached to the guitar strap.
    May I also say: nobody said you have to like Celtic Thunder. Why are you so angry? If you don’t like Celtic Thunder, just don’t watch it.
    Also, just because they’re are singing Irish men, doesn’t mean they’re drunk. Did you know that some people actually enjoy music? There’s nothing wrong with that. Plus Damian McGinty is too young to drink in the states, which is where most of their concerts were recorded.
    Yes, they are overly dramatic sometimes and appeal mostly to women. They are a group of hot, musically talented guys with European accents; who else could possibly be their target audience?
    If you want attractive females singing Celtic music, you watch Celtic Woman. If you want attractive men singing Celtic and popular music, you watch Celtic Thunder. If you don’t like Celtic music, you TURN OFF THE TV or change the channel.
    Seriously, dude, get a new hobby.

  36. You Just Made My List!on 03 Jun 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Dunderhead – If you are unable to tell these douchesacks are lip-syncing you should maybe consider having your eyes and ears sewn shut. Your taste in “music” and “entertainment” is as bad as your ability to observe even the most basic things. It honestly make me sad to think of all the actual good music and culture you are missing while wasting your time on this useless bullshit. What must life look like through your bland eyes?

  37. Ninaon 20 Jul 2012 at 4:03 pm

    This post was made a while back I see, therefore I find no use to really put this up anymore, since you and I wont ever come to an agreement on Celtic Thunder.

    But I do have to say that I think it’s sad when a grown adult (which I’m assuming you are, might be wrong here with the way your acting but..) has to make a blog, -or whatever this seems to be, to trash another human being.

    You don’t like Celtic Thunder that’s absolutely fine! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion as always. But when you make fun of a whole country, a whole group of people, -even if you are half Irish. That’s truely shameful. And not only to Ireland, the member’s of Celtic Thunder and it’s fans, but Germany and everyone that was affected in the World War, as well, -for that Hitler comment.

    The fact that you don’t seem to realize this, is pretty incredible. I hope people like you change someday and see how much their words speak volume and can hurt someone. Probably not, but, here’s to hope.

    God bless.

    PS: Fans love CT so much not only because of their music, but mainly because of the other people it’s connected them to. Unlike other crappy radio artists out there, their music has connected them to friends and family now, that have maybe gotten them through very hard times in their life. ..And that’s the magic of CT, that no other band/group -whatever, out there will ever get again. But that’s something you wont ever understand anyway, because your clearly not a fan (-which like I said is fine. No one has to be.) Just though I’d throw that in there.

  38. You Just Made My List!on 20 Jul 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Nina – Grow up. Face the fact that you have terrible taste in music and entertainment. You will never make me feel bad for calling Celtic Thunder what they are… pure shit, absolute nonsensical worthless shit!

  39. Ninaon 20 Jul 2012 at 5:10 pm

    I’m not trying to make you feel bad, don’t worry. I’m intelligent enough to know that you mean what you say, and smart enough to know that you do not feel any regret. Who does when someone hates a band as much as you do. -Right? …I just think it’s sad that somebody is insulting a hard working group of men and women. …And that’s where I’m going to leave it.

    Oh, and sweetheart, if anybody needs to grow up here, it’s you.

    xx

  40. You Just Made My List!on 20 Jul 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Nina – Sure thing, keep telling yourself that it is me who is flawed when the reality is one of the biggest flaws in humanity is the willingness to accept and embrace mediocrity. Celebration of mediocrity makes people like the Kardashians and Sarah Palin household names.

    May the non-challenging road rise to meet your boring feet.

  41. Heatheron 20 Jul 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Wow, you are pretty ignorant. That “unplugged” guitar is actually on a wireless device. There is a pack that is attached to his belt. Look harder before you insult people and make yourself look like a ignorant fool. Second, Check your own heritage, 70 percent of white Americans have Irish roots. Dumbass!

    P.S. you are just jealous that they are hotter, talented, and earn more money than you.

  42. You Just Made My List!on 20 Jul 2012 at 6:52 pm

    Heather – Yet another person who is clueless about music chiming in with incorrect dribble. Oh, and the classic “you are just jealous” comment! Congrats on being as bad at insults as you are at recognizing pretend signing and pretend guitar playing. I don’t know why I would expect anything but moronic bullshit from fans of this nonsense.

  43. Ahksehl83on 01 Jul 2013 at 11:32 am

    I grew a vagina before the opening credits were finished, the rest was like I was f’ing myself, only not in my new vagina!

  44. Ahksehl83on 01 Jul 2013 at 11:48 am

    This crap reminded me of “The Brady Bunch Variety Hour”. Absolutely tragic. They were so desperate to make it seem like this was a success that they panned to some fat ladies in the audience who were hesitantly and half heartedly clapping-obviously being coached to do so. I suspect that this is the Millie Vanillie of celtic variety groups. Just pretty boys lip syncing what some studio artists recorded.I guess shots of well known Irish Landscapes somehow makes this “Irish”, and fools fall for this sort of thing. Do Irish men wear layers of makeup? From the credits one would think they do. In the second video the flute music was the same as the riff in the theme from “Titanic”. There is a difference here though, turds float and the titanic sank.

  45. Ahksehl83on 01 Jul 2013 at 11:51 am

    AHA!!! I see why this is “IRISH”!!!! Because you HAVE to be DRUNK to watch this!!!!!

  46. Ahksehl83on 01 Jul 2013 at 1:48 pm

    to STAR09, you are an idiot if you think Celtic Thunder is “Irish Culture”. Is a surf song “irish Culture”? Is wearing tons of makeup “Irish Culture”? Are bad pop haircuts “Irish Culture”? Is rock and roll “Irish Culture”? Is “River Dance” really Irish culture, or is it a pop version of it? You are a moron of the highest order. No one needs to trash talk the Irish when they have YOU around.