Mar 24 2010

Anne Geddes and any photo of a giant man holding a baby!

Published by at 3:33 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

anne geddes sucks

Yeah, that creepy poster of a baby dressed as corn is really going to brighten up your beer-soaked, double-wide trailer. IT’S SOOOOO CUTE!

I think I hate Anne Geddes because I’m jealous of her. I mean could there be anything easier than plopping some stupid babies into a giant salad and snapping a few photos? Put a baby in a bunny suit and get ready to start counting your money. BITCH!

The only people worse than Anne Geddes are the tasteless dolts who eat this shit up. I honestly can’t comprehend looking at one of these posters and thinking “Oh yeah, I love that. I love it when babies dress in cactus outfits. I NEED that!” I like children, but this shit makes me want to do a Geddes-style poster of a baby dressed as a golf ball that’s about to get whacked by a giant golf club.

And can we all just PLEASE agree to stop taking black and white photos of tiny babies being held by hairy shirtless men? OK, we get it, life is precious and fragile and babies look small in big hands and look how strong those hands look and we have to protect babies and the circle of life and kumbaya and peace on Earth and that scene in Ghost where Patrick Swayze fucks Demi Moore on a pottery wheel and Sarah Palin, and Jesus and Blue Collar Comedy and Walmart… Lord, take me now!

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    20 comments to “Anne Geddes and any photo of a giant man holding a baby!”

    1. Saraon 24 Mar 2010 at 7:23 am

      I’ve always liked that bottom pic of the super hot model holding a baby with the look on his face like “how did this happen. Sex with my manager at vogue made baby? Me no understand”

    2. You Just Made My List!on 24 Mar 2010 at 8:01 am

      Sara – What did I tell you people about being funnier than me?

    3. Iron Fistson 24 Mar 2010 at 8:44 am

      On a related note*, today I saw a pregnant woman wearing a badge that read “Baby on board”. Who cares you are knocked up??

      *sort of related in a round about way…

    4. SanFranon 24 Mar 2010 at 9:35 am

      I dated this woman for a few years who was baby crazy… she had these Anne Geddes prints strung up all over the fucking place.

      It eventually got the point where we couldn’t go visit any of my friends who had kids, because there’d be days of fallout about getting married / making babies. I was a means to and end, basically.

      Things fell apart when I basically just said “Listen, it’s not that I don’t want to get married or have children, I just don’t want all of that with you…”

      next.

    5. You Just Made My List!on 24 Mar 2010 at 9:39 am

      SanFran – How were you even able to have sex with this woman with all those flower babies staring at you?

    6. SanFranon 24 Mar 2010 at 10:44 am

      Good question… we didn’t spend much time at her place.

    7. Tommyon 24 Mar 2010 at 12:07 pm

      oh SanFran and your fanciful “women”

    8. Alessaon 24 Mar 2010 at 2:53 pm

      Look at how terrified the kid looks in the third picture. Poor child.

    9. SanFranon 24 Mar 2010 at 3:25 pm

      #Tommy:

      Fanciful they are. Speaking of, I must be going…

    10. mikeon 24 Mar 2010 at 4:08 pm

      Honestly, this really doesn’t bother what so ever. It’s retarded, granted but there are way worse photo atricities.

      One being pregnant woman who go with their husbands/baby daddys and snap some nude “avant guard artsy” photos with the chubby shirtless father supplying the mother a hand bra. I want to throw up.

      I don’t know who started this fad. It had to be the hack photographers trying to be original. Our children are going to grow up and look at these pics and look at us how we looked at our parents ridiculous fads. Except this is way more retarted than pet rocks or disco. It makes me sick. Fine when Demi Moore or Christina Agulara do it, at least I didn’t have to see a naked Bruce Willis spooning Demi *dry heaving*

      http://www.maternitybykoren.com/professional-maternity-10.html

    11. You Just Made My List!on 24 Mar 2010 at 9:49 pm

      Mike – OH MY FUCKING GOD, that first photo!!!!!! MY EYES!

    12. Jonathanon 25 Mar 2010 at 8:30 am

      I think Anne Geddes and Thomas Kinkade should have a deathmatch at the Bradford Exchange while those of us with actual taste burn the fucking building to the ground with them inside.

    13. Jonathanon 25 Mar 2010 at 8:31 am

      PS: We can invite Celtic Thunder to play their shitty music while they burn, too!

    14. bearcatracoonfoxon 11 Apr 2010 at 3:40 pm

      These photos are like porn for middle aged women. It makes them wanna fuck and they’ll let you do it raw.

    15. You Just Made My List!on 11 Apr 2010 at 6:49 pm

      bearcatwhatever – It’s like Spanish fly for MILFs? I might buy a few of these posters, just in case.

    16. Abbyon 29 Nov 2010 at 12:11 am

      The bottom one looks like one of the abercrombie pictures, but with a baby

    17. Photographeron 17 Jul 2011 at 10:01 pm

      Are you against photographers?? Or just her?? I admire Anne Geddes for the struggle she had to get where she is. Being and becoming a photographer is NOT easy. Definately not as easy as it looks. There is alot more involved in capturing a photo than what you see, dropping a baby into a giant flower pot probably took a couple of hours to look that way. It really dosen’t matter if you, or I, or anyone else likes her work. It is appealing to alot of people, she has alot of talent, and I am happy for her, that she could be successful in something that she loves. Though, I doubt I would hang any of the cutesy babies on my walls, I admire her, as she is a very talented woman.

    18. You Just Made My List!on 17 Jul 2011 at 10:08 pm

      Why would you think I’m against photographers? I’m FOR photographers, that’s why I hate this tasteless shit. It DOES matter if I don’t like her work. That’s the whole point of this website, I talk about things I don’t like. I can’t help it if I’m always right. Knowing how to properly light (not that hard by the way) a baby in a taco does not equal talent.

    19. sydneyon 05 Aug 2011 at 1:50 pm

      I really hate Anne Geddes’ photography. In my opinion, she and the parents are exploiting the babies. Many times the babies don’t even look comfortable in whatever weird poses she puts them in. I love babies, but I really, really hate her work.

    20. Heidion 26 Jul 2013 at 8:44 pm

      Anne Geddes is a child abuser period.