Mar 25 2010

Kat Von D!

Published by at 3:43 am under Jerks,Sucky TV

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I ran out of time to write today. So let’s just say that Kat Von D is an amazing tattoo artist, but she’s fucking ANNOYING! Enough with the perpetual duck lips, you look like a 15-year-old Myspace whore trying to look like an 18-year-old Myspace whore. And who is even using Myspace anymore?

That’s all I got, I suck. Feel free to show me up in the comments.

Fart.

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18 comments so far

18 comments to “Kat Von D!”

  1. Ben Droveron 25 Mar 2010 at 6:42 am

    Ha, Kat’s TV show is so much of a trainwreck that I curse every second of each episode while I’m watching it.
    I can NOT stop watching it, because I’m hooked. I find myself looking for a spec of reasoning to help me understand why they follow and film other tattoo artists/employees that quit/get fired/leave her high voltage shop, but are still on every single episode! Even while working at another tattoo shop.
    It’s like people watching at an amusement park, if the park was inside a popular tattoo studio in LA.
    I’m hooked on the hatred of it all, and she comes off like a pain in the ass to be around.
    With that being said, if I’m ever in LA and need another tat, I will gladly pony up the cash to get some of her LA Ink on me.
    I love her. I hate her. She has won, the victor in this round of sexy chicks with a tattoo tv show.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 25 Mar 2010 at 7:52 am

    Ben – And, they rarely even show any actual tattooing on the show anymore. Like you said, they spend all their time following the scripted antics of all the dumb sluts Kat fires. I’m proud of my Chicago girls, Hannah and Kim, for getting the fuck out of there.

  3. rachelon 25 Mar 2010 at 9:32 am

    did she have a gang of plastic surgery?

  4. SanFranon 25 Mar 2010 at 10:10 am

    I’m not so sure my cock would even fit in that mouth.

    Useless whore, I say.

  5. Tommyon 25 Mar 2010 at 11:39 am

    I guess I’m glad I have no Idea who this is

  6. You Just Made My List!on 25 Mar 2010 at 1:27 pm

    Rachel – Yes.

    SanFran – Good point, you would have to be hung like a crayon to get in there.

  7. icecycle66on 25 Mar 2010 at 2:35 pm

    I would be more that happy to have my tic-tac like dick fit between her lips. That chick is hot. I have a thing for tattoos like some people have a thing for accents.

    She is pretty annoying though, so long as I could constantly freshen her breath it would be pretty bad ass.

  8. SanFranon 25 Mar 2010 at 3:05 pm

    icecycle66:

    I find her utterly unappealing. She reminds me of Robert Smith from the Cure, only less attractive.

    Listy: this is me, posing with my “crayon”:
    http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230×230/Giant-Crayon_3EB18511.jpg

  9. You Just Made My List!on 25 Mar 2010 at 3:19 pm

    Yeah, I have to agree with SanFran, She does nothing for me. Well, I used to find her kind of hot when she was more curvy and not ripped apart by scalpels. Plus, once a girl fucks a member of Motley Crüe it’s a deal breaker. You hear that Kat, I’m not going to fuck you!

  10. Yubberson 26 Mar 2010 at 5:49 am

    Is it just me, or does it seem as though her face is not actually attached to her neck…. ? As if it’s floating in front of a neck….. I can’t explain myself. Where’s my noose…

  11. calebon 26 Mar 2010 at 11:55 am

    SanFran – no need to pick on Robert Smith! he’s a rock god. i don’t even see the comparison – Robert Smith is a chubby middle aged male who has crazy teased hair and no visible tattoos. is it the pale skin and pancake makeup dark eyeliner thing, maybe?

  12. calebon 26 Mar 2010 at 11:56 am

    oh and Yubbers – i was going to say the exact same thing. her head seems to siiting on top of her neck like a bobble-head doll. i think the tattoo makes her neck seem really long.

  13. SanFranon 29 Mar 2010 at 10:53 am

    Caleb:

    I’m a big fan of The Cure, and Robert Smith…
    I think it’s the sunken eye / eyeliner / bleachedness that I am linking together.

  14. eddkatzon 16 May 2010 at 1:05 am

    I want a time machine so I can travel forward in time to see what she looks like in 30 years.

    ———-

    Has anyone ever noticed the effing head scratching she does when she’s up against a problem?

    I so want to see what she looks like in person…..but, I can save the gas money and buy a Plasma TV and be repulsed at home……

  15. lovevoltaon 27 Sep 2010 at 4:02 pm

    she seems dirty to me

  16. ya mothaon 10 Feb 2011 at 12:45 am

    wow is this all you people do is trash other people on this website? get a life people your just fucking jealous of her. i love kat, shes a beautiful independent woman that doesnt give a fuck! why wouldnt you love a bad ass tattooed carfree person and you dont even know her so whats the problem? it shouldnt matter to you who she hires fires whatever theres a reason for everything.. and boys that wanna “put it in her mouth” or whatever pathetic bulllshit you said, dont even wasteyour time she wouldnt even touch you anyways, your probably just some fat piece of shit that lives with mommy and daddy and still depens on them for everything grow up! everyones entitled to an opinion but get real people shes fuckin fannntastic!

  17. You Just Made My List!on 10 Feb 2011 at 7:47 am

    Ya motha – You think Kat “doesn’t give a fuck?” Trust me, she gives a fuck. Look at the way she has mangled her face with all that bullshit plastic surgery. She’s an AMAZING tattoo artist, but she’s fallen in to the minor celebrity trap and become a ridiculous joke of a human.

    By the way, thanks for trashing people you don’t know on a website. You are so much better than everyone else. Douche.

  18. Lisabethon 01 Jun 2011 at 8:57 pm

    She looks like the fuck child of michael jackson and cher! And her about-to-have-a-meltdown personality makes her ugliness magnify…..gross, just gross