Mar 26 2010

Shit happens, I’M SORRY!

Published by at 3:58 am under Jerks


I know, I suck!

Two days in a row without any real content. I chose drinking with friends over writing tonight. Sometimes it has to be done. So you can all talk about how I suck now.

Fuck everything,

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19 comments so far

19 comments to “Shit happens, I’M SORRY!”

  1. Peteon 26 Mar 2010 at 6:12 am

    Please tell me that photo is YOU as a kid. That would be awesome.

    You’re allowed to have a day off, King.

  2. Amy Louiseon 26 Mar 2010 at 6:31 am

    You don’t suck! NOTHING trumps drinking with friends. NOTHING.

  3. Saraon 26 Mar 2010 at 6:45 am

    Today is my kids picture day at school and I dressed him just like that. Isn’t that ironic…..don’t you think.

  4. Saraon 26 Mar 2010 at 7:11 am

    Amy, don’t knock the joy of drinking alone.
    I enjoy the occasional bottle of tequila and some simpsons/futurama comentary
    (only alowed to watch WITH OUT husband, turd)

  5. You Just Made My List!on 26 Mar 2010 at 7:36 am

    Pete – I WISH I was that cool looking as a kid.

    Amy – What about pudding? Eating pudding is pretty good.

    Sara – Your husband does not like the Simpsons? I think it’s admirable that you were willing to marry a retarded person.

  6. Saraon 26 Mar 2010 at 8:03 am

    no no just the commentary.
    The other day I came home and he said “You know what YOUR SON just said??” I was thinking it would be a quote from my usuall morning tirade at traffic. “He said he want’s to watch Commentary” like it was tounge in nose porn. geez

  7. You Just Made My List!on 26 Mar 2010 at 8:08 am

    Sara – Thanks to you, the only porn that works for me now is tongue in nose.

  8. SanFranon 26 Mar 2010 at 9:44 am

    Listy: I can’t believe you didn’t invite me. I totally would have like, you know, cruised over there from San Francisco. I just need like a 8 day notice next time.

    Thanks for nothing, you little trollop.

  9. Stephon 27 Mar 2010 at 2:10 am

    I looked that cool as child.

    I love tongue in nose. I have a small tight area in my hoo hoo. How big is your cock?

  10. Stephon 27 Mar 2010 at 2:24 am

    Jesus, wow. What the fuck? Okay, I’m a bit drunk. YOU FUCK! I still love you, Listy.

  11. You Just Made My List!on 27 Mar 2010 at 10:01 am

    Steph – Thank you for your interest in my penis. I am hung like a 2-liter bottle. It is literally shaped exactly the same way, including the twist-off end. And it has a label wrapped around it.

  12. Grandmaon 28 Mar 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Oh dear – what a poor annoying little person you are !

  13. You Just Made My List!on 28 Mar 2010 at 2:19 pm

    Grandma – Thanks for coming back from the grave to insult me. I always knew you had it in for me!

  14. Annaon 28 Mar 2010 at 5:34 pm

    Maybe your junk looks like a 2-liter bottle because you’ve been eating the “Today’s Special” at Dunkin’ Donuts your entire adult life. And, you have the nerve to complain that only half of your chocolatey glazed delight was covered in rainbow sprinkles. Maybe Kirstie Alley will let you guest star on her new show. My other theory is that the bottle adhered to your pasty white balls after a drunken dare on a hot Chicago night. Out of curiousity (but mostly boredom), what does the label say?

  15. You Just Made My List!on 28 Mar 2010 at 8:50 pm

    Anna – The label says Dr. Penis

  16. Annaon 29 Mar 2010 at 3:47 pm

    I would have gone with Mountain Dick or RC Cock, but I
    guess Dr. Penis is mildly amusing.

  17. You Just Made My List!on 29 Mar 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Anna – I’ll take mildly.

  18. Waterparks ruleon 02 May 2010 at 12:18 am

    You are an angry, angry little man, but you write some funny, funny shit.

    If we the angry and funny cancel each other out, we have a little man who shits.

    Isn’t math fun?

  19. You Just Made My List!on 02 May 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Waterparks – I literally just took a shit. Did you make that happen?