Aug 27 2008

Orange people!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

I literally don’t know what to say about these people. I have been trying to write a post about them for weeks but give up each time because I am paralyzed by these photos. I am not kidding, my brain shuts off as utter confusion engulfs my soul. HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? I actually start to feel physically ill. I swear to God I am not lying, I can only look at these shit faces for a few seconds before I have to choke down that barfy feeling. If you are a woman drunk enough to go home with one of these douchebags do you wake up the next morning looking like you just dug out of prison?


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12 comments to “Orange people!”

  1. palmtreeon 27 Aug 2008 at 12:52 pm

    I don’t fucking get it! Why?
    And as a friend to one of those random orange people, wouldn’t you tell your friend they looked like a complete moron?

  2. You Just Made My List!on 27 Aug 2008 at 1:13 pm

    palmtree, I think that the kind of person who is willing to turn themselves orange must be so incredibly unlikeable that they do not have any REAL friends. Either that or the world is ending, I can’t decide.

  3. Heathon 27 Aug 2008 at 6:39 pm

    My eyes…they burn…kill it with fire!

  4. Navisionon 28 Aug 2008 at 10:50 am

    I have to disagree with you, as the little Oompa Loompa is a loveable, sing song creature…

    Unlike these Douches!

  5. You Just Made My List!on 28 Aug 2008 at 11:17 am

    While the standard oompa loompa is delightful, the New Jersey breed is evil! Never look into their eyes! I realize that’s easier said than done since all you can see on these walking pumpkins is their eyes.

  6. Paul in St. Paulon 02 Sep 2008 at 10:23 pm

    OK, so I admit I’m a bit obsessed with this phenomenon. I am starting to see it in slightly muted versions elsewhere, like the other day, when I was watching a show about how female bodybuilders get beauty treatments before competitions. They get a full-body spray-on tan that is like no hue any human not exposed to huge amounts of radiation could ever have. It’s not douchebag-orange, but it’s mighty close.

  7. You Just Made My List!on 02 Sep 2008 at 10:43 pm

    It truly is a mystery that is worthy of obsession.

  8. Saraon 17 Oct 2008 at 12:04 pm

    eww what the fuck were they thinking! proof white ppl don’t tan they burn.use a mirror next time folks!

  9. Sarahon 02 Nov 2008 at 10:05 pm

    I’m confused. I’ve never heard of or seen this before. Why? Why would they paint their faces orange? Are they trying to make a statement?

  10. ickyon 04 Jan 2011 at 1:31 pm

    dear orange people,
    please die immediately.
    thank you

  11. Martymoon 12 Feb 2013 at 7:36 pm

    Trying to be a nigger because being a dago isn’t low enough. Look at the facial expressions, the bling, the clothing. Total peacocks. They have the “LOOK AT ME!” disease. Typical behaviour of someone who KNOWS that they are the lowest form of life. Spics, dagos, wops, kikes niggers, zipperheads, gooks, micks, etc. If I forgot to offend anyone by inadvertently omitting their ethnicity, I apologize.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 12 Feb 2013 at 7:57 pm

    Of course this fucking dipshit racist asshole is from Florida, the smelly cock of America. This moron has the balls say other people have “look at me disease?” Go fuck yourself, you sad lonely loser.