Aug 27 2008
Orange people!
I literally don’t know what to say about these people. I have been trying to write a post about them for weeks but give up each time because I am paralyzed by these photos. I am not kidding, my brain shuts off as utter confusion engulfs my soul. HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? I actually start to feel physically ill. I swear to God I am not lying, I can only look at these shit faces for a few seconds before I have to choke down that barfy feeling. If you are a woman drunk enough to go home with one of these douchebags do you wake up the next morning looking like you just dug out of prison?
WHAT IS HAPPENING, I RELATE TO NOTHING! There is no God.
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I don’t fucking get it! Why?
And as a friend to one of those random orange people, wouldn’t you tell your friend they looked like a complete moron?
palmtree, I think that the kind of person who is willing to turn themselves orange must be so incredibly unlikeable that they do not have any REAL friends. Either that or the world is ending, I can’t decide.
My eyes…they burn…kill it with fire!
I have to disagree with you, as the little Oompa Loompa is a loveable, sing song creature…
Unlike these Douches!
While the standard oompa loompa is delightful, the New Jersey breed is evil! Never look into their eyes! I realize that’s easier said than done since all you can see on these walking pumpkins is their eyes.
OK, so I admit I’m a bit obsessed with this phenomenon. I am starting to see it in slightly muted versions elsewhere, like the other day, when I was watching a show about how female bodybuilders get beauty treatments before competitions. They get a full-body spray-on tan that is like no hue any human not exposed to huge amounts of radiation could ever have. It’s not douchebag-orange, but it’s mighty close.
It truly is a mystery that is worthy of obsession.
eww what the fuck were they thinking! proof white ppl don’t tan they burn.use a mirror next time folks!
I’m confused. I’ve never heard of or seen this before. Why? Why would they paint their faces orange? Are they trying to make a statement?