Apr 09 2010

Baby douchebag!

Published by at 3:52 am under Jerks,Sucky TV

guy fieri child photos yearbook

I’m taking a day off, but these childhood photos of Guy Fieri (Real name Guy Ramsay Ferry) should get you through the day. You can already see the seeds of douchiness beginning to grow. I just can’t believe he’s not a natural blond!

I want to take a time machine back just so I can fill his hat with that mustard, Bad News Bears style. Original Bad News Bears style, not that piece of shit remake!

Leave me alone.

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15 comments so far

15 comments to “Baby douchebag!”

  1. Jim Joneson 09 Apr 2010 at 8:33 am

    I think you misspelled his real last name, shouldn’t it be Fairy?

  2. CamilleinCalion 09 Apr 2010 at 1:52 pm

    hi mr.list, ive been a huge fan of your site since last summer. literally coming here everyday to get a good laugh. the john tesh radio show told me i have internet addiction, but what the fuck does john tesh know? anyways, how about a post on that martian heidi montag? i mean, i know its an easy target, but if she hasnt made your list, are you a fan of frankenheidi? my magic 8 ball says ‘sources say no’. but i’d like to hear it from you. sincerly, c in california

  3. ffafon 09 Apr 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Isn’t there an unwritten rule that we can’t make suggestions for listy?

  4. CamilleinCalion 09 Apr 2010 at 5:40 pm

    just an idea…chill out!

  5. Adion 09 Apr 2010 at 7:32 pm

    Everybody already knows that Heidi Montag is a turbo douche. The only thing i know about Guy Fieri is that he did some commercial where they were dipping fried food in what looked like ranch sauce with sewage in it, that and that he’s about as funny as a cancer diagnosis.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 09 Apr 2010 at 8:16 pm

    CamilleinCali – Thanks, I agree, I am very awesome. I forgot about John Tesh, thanks for ruining my day. I do despise Heidi and Spencer but I hate them so much I don’t know what to say about them. My entire post would just read “Fuck you.” Some things are best left in my hate locker.

    Sincerely,
    Listy in Hell.

  7. Stephon 09 Apr 2010 at 11:38 pm

    To- CamilleinCali,
    I’m so angry right now that I don’t even know what to say. I think that I hate you.

    Eat a dick,
    Steph

  8. IronChefLiaon 10 Apr 2010 at 8:05 am

    So, what you’re saying is, if Guy Fieri did a show on jerk marinades, he’d cancel out himself because he’d be the main ingredient?

  9. You Just Made My List!on 10 Apr 2010 at 9:34 am

    Lia – If Guy Fieri did a show on jerk marinades he would have to spend the night in the fridge marinading himself. BOOYA!

  10. pigdooron 10 Apr 2010 at 4:28 pm

    thats pretty much the point she was makeing. unearned booya

  11. You Just Made My List!on 10 Apr 2010 at 5:52 pm

    pigdoor – Don’t make me hunt you down and pee in your mouth.

  12. SuperSluton 10 Apr 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Whatever happened with the mashed potato Christian? You promised follow up. DON’T drop the ball, McLister. We are all counting on you!

    And for the record. Bad News Bears- the original- was AWESOME because it had Walter Matthau in it NOT that disgusting douchebag freak Billy Bob Thornton.

  13. You Just Made My List!on 11 Apr 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Slut – A follow up is in the works, don’t worry.

  14. SuperSluton 11 Apr 2010 at 9:50 pm

    looking forward to it. and it’s superslut to you, mister lister.

  15. Matthewon 22 Jul 2013 at 11:30 am

    hey, I’m working for a TV production company doing a Food Network Special, Where did you get those kid Pics of Guy Fieri. I could really use high res copies if you have them.