Apr 13 2010

Marathons in Antarctica!

Published by at 3:31 am under Jerks,Why?!?

Marathon in Antarctica

What the fuck is wrong with white people?

You know when I run? Never. I MIGHT run if a bear was chasing me but to be honest, I think I would rather be eaten alive than be out of breath. I think being inside a nice warm bear would be much more pleasant that dealing with those darn leg cramps the next morning.

Even with my disdain for using my legs for anything other than as a kickass napping bridge for a fluffy cat, I can still understand why some people enjoy running. I barely understand why anyone would want to subject themselves to a normal marathon but this Antarctica bullshit is just out of hand.

Polar bear clubs are like the Ford Tempos of winter enthusiasts but these over-achiever marathon assholes are the Hummers. “LOOK AT ME! I’M SPECIAL! I’M BETTER THAN YOU!”  I hope it’s worth the $4,300 entrance fee plus the money and effort to get your tight ass down to the bottom of our planet so you can run around in your tights with snot frozen to your handsome face.

Dicks.

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9 comments to “Marathons in Antarctica!”

  1. Jim Joneson 13 Apr 2010 at 5:24 am

    Maybe they just got tired of spending money on booze and hookers?

  2. Peteon 13 Apr 2010 at 7:33 am

    Right on. No point in running from a bear. You’ll only die tired.

  3. Edon 13 Apr 2010 at 9:12 am

    “What the fuck is wrong with white people?”

    I ask myself the same question everyday…

  4. You Just Made My List!on 13 Apr 2010 at 3:03 pm

    What, are you guys all a bunch of fucking runners or something?

  5. kiddaon 13 Apr 2010 at 6:40 pm

    why do you care about this?

  6. You Just Made My List!on 13 Apr 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Kidda – Because I do, I just do.

  7. SuperSluton 14 Apr 2010 at 1:02 am

    Unleash the polar bears!

    Uh…and when they pee themselves (because you know they do) will they enjoy tiny pee popsicles in their pants?

  8. Adion 14 Apr 2010 at 3:47 am

    Wait a minute, you have to pay money to fucking run, and not only to run but to run in the fucking antarctic? What a bunch of shit, you’re not Ernest Shackleton, cut the bullshit. For $4,300 (plus a grand or two to get down there) i could think of much better things to spend it on.

  9. Stephon 14 Apr 2010 at 10:37 pm

    JeeeeeeZE…I need to get in a sweet CAR (because I haven’t done the fucking bike thing) lately!

    I live in Austin and I see these douches on a regular basis. I often hope to hell that I don’t hit them. Sorta.

    In fucking Austin, now, you can be arrested for being too close to the fucking cyclist. In fact, I think that you can go to jail for hitting them. or thinking about hitting them! Hmmm.