Apr 20 2010

Back in 10 minutes!

Published by at 3:47 am under Awesome!,Jerks

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Yeah that’s right, I fucking blew off my precious blog today. Nobody cares anyway.

Shut up and watch the last two episodes of “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.”

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9 comments to “Back in 10 minutes!”

  1. Amanda Cateon 20 Apr 2010 at 5:59 am

    Sometimes I’ll just go and randomly watch all of Between Two Ferns segments. Even though I’ve seen them so many times, they’re still hilarious. The Ben Stiller one might be my new favorite, though.

    I love when he asks Jon Hamm if his middle name is “Honeybaked” and suggests other food names for him. Also, “The women in Mad Men are very prettty, have you ever fingered any of them?” “Like, identified them in a line-up?” “Ha, yeah identified them in a line-up. I know what you mean.” And I like when he messes up their names. “Timmy Kimmbles” gets me every time.

    File this comment under “Who Gives A Shit”.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 20 Apr 2010 at 8:21 am

    Amanda – It really is one of the greatest shows ever. I’ve followed Zach’s carer for a long time and it’s so weird to see him become a household name. I think I may have been the only people on the planet who watched his brilliant but short-lived VH1 show, “Late World.” I was BEGGING people to watch it but nobody trusted me. Their loss.

  3. SanFranon 20 Apr 2010 at 11:34 am

    Listy, you’re a cock-biting blowpig.

    Just when I thought you were reliable, you go and fuck up, grand style.

    That’s it. I’m done here, until the next time I log back in to see if you replied to my comment.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 20 Apr 2010 at 12:30 pm

    SanFran – Weren’t you the assmouth who said it was OK to take a day off last week? And shouldn’t you be working on finding me a job in Hawaii anyway?!? FUCK!

  5. SanFranon 20 Apr 2010 at 12:42 pm

    That was my agency who said that – they are out sick with some VD they picked up in Chicago, which leaves me in charge.

    Oh, and I might have a job for you, it does involve your mouth though.

  6. Adion 20 Apr 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Damn “people in the south wouldn’t like that, they’re stupid enough to go to your fucking movies” that was pretty righteous. The same goes for “guess what i had for breakfast?” followed by “ummm egg yellows?”. I need to watch more of these.

  7. Paul in Saint Paulon 20 Apr 2010 at 6:22 pm

    I always enjoy the slapfight he has with Bradley Cooper. Carrot Top should make more appearances texting in the background. And I would love to see Mo’nique interviewed between the ferns.

    If you are starved for ideas, I can introduce you to my neighbors, who have drunken Granny watch the toddler in the plastic baby pool while her adult sons cuss at the radio for playing the wrong metal songs – as they set off firecrackers IN FUCKING APRIL.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 20 Apr 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Paul – Is this your neighbor? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENN-t1yKWww

  9. Paul in Saint Paulon 20 Apr 2010 at 7:10 pm

    A genius nerve-wracking scene. Pop! Pop! I wish that I had Jesse’s girl. If only my neighbors had that fine a taste in song.

    Back to topic: the groan of discomfort from Michael Cera as Galifianakis forces him to tickle his thigh.