Sep 03 2008

People who vote for president based on who they want to have a beer with!

Published by at 3:30 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

Here we fucking go again. I keep hearing quotes about how “people want to have a beer” with John McCain’s odd choice for vice president, Sarah Palin. Here’s an idea dipshit, go have a beer with your cousin, whom you are probably also sleeping with, and let the adults decide who should be president.

I would hope that our next president is so busy fixing the mess your beer buddy George W. Bush left behind that he would not have time to go with you to TGI Fridays for a beer and a bloomin’ onion. After 8 disastrous years with everyone’s favorite frat boy in office how is it possible there are still people simple-minded enough to think like this?

Right wingers love to call Democrats “elitists.” Guess what fuckhead, the leader of the free fucking world SHOULD BE ELITE! He or she should be the best we have to offer. They should be a fucking genius who can barely throw a football from all the hours spent doing homework and going to math camp. The funniest thing about it is that George W. Bush comes from one of the richest and most powerful families in the country and that stupid motherfucker would NEVER lower himself to have a beer with you and your sweaty friends. Stop packing your bags because you ain’t getting invited to his pretend ranch for a kegger.

Fuck you and fuck your fantasies of playing beer pong with your new presidential drinking buddy. Do everyone a favor and stay home drinking beer with your friends on election day.

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14 comments to “People who vote for president based on who they want to have a beer with!”

  1. deadlytoqueon 03 Sep 2008 at 11:36 am

    If our political leaders aren’t the “elite” then who is? Once again, you’ve absolutely nailed it. Although it’s ironic that Republicans accuse anyone of being elite, since they tend to come from generational money. Aristocrats calling “liberals” elitist.

    Thoreau and Paine are spinning in their graves.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 03 Sep 2008 at 11:48 am

    You are right about Republicans. Their best skill is portraying themselves as the party for the “every man” which could not be farther for the truth. Just look at the last 8 years! The richest Americans were immediately taken care of as soon as Bush took office and the “every man” has been getting fucked harder and harder each year since.

    How do they solve this image problem? Buy Bush a fake ranch and a cowboy hat. There you go people, Bush loves America best, just look at that hat!

    Let’s try to get it right this time America.

  3. T-Ravon 03 Sep 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Yeah,I am getting sick of those kind of people who vote for who they wanna have a beer with.Here’s an idea,how about voting for the person who you think can best run the country?Can’t anybody do that anymore?Is it so hard for a candidate to earn your vote that now they gotta have a beer with you so you can vote for them?Give me a break!

    Republicans have had their turn for 8 years,and they failed!It’s time for someone else to give it a shot to make it right and to make America worth it again!

  4. You Just Made My List!on 03 Sep 2008 at 12:29 pm

    T-Rav, exactly. Seems simple right, but for some reason using your brain in this country means you are less of an American and a wuss. The stakes are too high for this kind of bullshit.

  5. Paul Q in St. Paulon 03 Sep 2008 at 6:45 pm

    Let’s not forget everyone applauding Palin for choosing to bear a Down’s Syndrome child and having a teenage daughter go through with a pregnancy. I hear interview after interview about “relating” to her. So she and her daughter seem to breed early and rapidly. Does this make her qualified to run the nation? Join the PTA if you want to make connections with moms, but don’t base your vote on a busy uterus.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 03 Sep 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Can you imagine if they win and McCain was to die in office?!? Suddenly your aunt Sarah is president! No thanks.

  7. Creature of Habiton 04 Sep 2008 at 8:44 am

    It’s HORRIFYING……

    They were interviewing some women in NH (on the local NPR station) that were hard-core Hillary fans and the reporter asked if they were now going to vote for McCain due to Ms. Palin – and one of the women said “no” and when the reporter asked why she said (totally deadpan) “Because that would be stupid”. I almost fell off my chair laughing…..it was awesome.

    And then 2 seconds later it was interview after interview saying “[Palin] is relatable” or even more depressing “she’s just like me! I had a baby at 17!” – guess what asshole? YOU should not be President. So get that out of your fucking head.

    I’m already researching how to emigrate to Sweden……just in case.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 04 Sep 2008 at 10:02 am

    Last night they were interviewing a female delegate at the republican convention about Palin and the woman said, “it’s a scary world and we need someone to keep us safe.” The interviewer asked how Palin with her lack of experience, especially international experience, was going to keep her safe and she said “she’s a woman, she’s a governor, she’s a mom, she’s just like us.” I’m sorry but fuck off for a second, what does any of that mean? I don’t want my mom running the country and I DEFINITELY don’t want THAT mom running our country.

  9. deadlytoqueon 04 Sep 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Worst thing about being Canadian: no choice in the American government, and yet the way our government sucks up, we have as much stake in the presidency as any of our southern neighbours.

  10. Creature of Habiton 04 Sep 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Well, Deadly, as soon as you guys figure out how to squeeze good oil out of all those tar fields, the U.S. will suck up like no one has ever sucked-up before. Also, if global warming keeps up at this pace, and we start running out of fresh water, Canada will totally have the upper hand….so there’s always that to look forward to. (Just looking for a silver lining for you…lol…..) You guys could be the Saudi Arabia of fresh water! *evil laugh*

  11. Munchieson 04 Sep 2008 at 10:12 pm

    You are my favorite person ever. It’s like you’re inside my head or we share a brain – only you’re funnier than I could ever be.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 05 Sep 2008 at 12:08 am

    Thanks Munchies. We have a lot in common because I am also my favorite person ever! I am great.

  13. Laurenon 06 Sep 2008 at 11:04 am

    they*

    and yes you are great. even with typos.

    p.s. i saw one of those ridiculous tall bicycles the other day. i was stopped at a stop sign and had to sit there a few extra minutes to control my urges of swerving onto the sidewalk and destroying his world.

  14. You Just Made My List!on 06 Sep 2008 at 11:13 am

    Lauren, you’re hired! Believe it or not I actually have a couple people who proof for me and none of us caught it. FIXED!