Sep 09 2008
Line beards!
Seriously, why? I relate to this kind of person so little that I don’t even know what to say. Come on, what is the point? These turds look like they are wearing masks – masks labeled “Douchebag Mask.”
The thing that fascinates me the most is the time and attention it must take to keep this ridiculous look maintained. You know the saying “you can’t polish a turd,” well this is sort of like “you can’t shave a piece of shit without it looking even shittier.” Why are people shaving SHIT?
After searching for photos of these creepy jerks for the last 20 minutes I just want to go cry in the shower until I fall alseep. I feel dirty and ashamed. If you could see my emotional state it would look like this…
Bahahaaaa- please tell me that video was from the 80′s, and not the 90′s. Cuz it makes a difference!!
What’s a Tuesday without line beards and 90210 clips?
Is this what people are referring to when they talk about man-scaping? Notice also, the obligatory line-beard head-tilt seen in both pictures. Plus, they can show their creativity and individuality by mixing up the chin designs. Rock on, douchebags.
I second that emotion – Rock on douchebags in that douchey way only a true douche can douche! You creep us out but we still need you in our lives!
The thing that troubles me is that if these eejits can grow a beard, why they don’t just rock the beard? I know a lot of good people, men and women alike, who would kill to be able to go bearded. And these fuckers are wasting it!
There are starving kids in China who can’t grow beards, so you grow a full beard mister!
or as my other favourite hate-list blog called it, the r’n'beard: http://tinythingsihate.blogspot.com/2007/11/0059-r-n-beard.html
RX, funny. I think my favorite term for these dumb beards is “chin strap.”
How much “time and attention” do you guys spend on whining about guys who take time to care about their looks? Think about it… You’re ridiculous!
P.S. I have a chinstrap beard.
PP – Personally I try to spend about 2 hours a day whining about guys like you. I usually get up in the morning and whine for about 15 minutes before breakfast and then whine for another 30-45 minutes while reading the paper. I like to try and and whine for another hour or so before bed but sometimes I’m just too tired from being awesome all day.
Please send some photos of your line beard, I want to learn how to be more desirable to women.
Thanks!
Ya’ll niggaz iz gay ma nigga…
Trent – Is that Spanish? French?