Sep 11 2008

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale for thinking they are Jamaican!

Published by at 3:03 am under Crappy Music,Jerks,Why?!?

Can somebody please tell super honkies Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale that they are NOT Jamaican? First they name one kid “Kingston” and now these turds can be seen pushing baby “Zuma Nesta Rock” around in a $1,500 stroller all over the mean streets of Beverly Hills. They act like they conceived these kids while on a weed break down at the steel drum factory.

In case you don’t watch the news, “Nesta” is Bob Marley’s real first name that was later switched to his middle name. Hey, I like Bob Marley too, what white person from the suburbs doesn’t own his greatest hits? If Gwen and Gavin REALLY want to prove they are the reggae fanatics they pretend to be I expect their next child to be named “Perry Toots Cliff Dekker Paragon Upsetter Stafani-Rossdale.”

Stop being such show off dickheads with the baby names already and name your next kid “Bob” or “Jill.” We get it, you’re cooler than normal people.

I wish I could remember why these two idiots are even famous. Weren’t they in a ska Nirvana cover band or something? They are so painfully boring I can barely continue to type… sleepy… so sleepy…

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4 comments to “Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale for thinking they are Jamaican!”

  1. Creature of Habiton 11 Sep 2008 at 8:48 am

    Yes. The definitely belongs on your list.

    And my list.

    Everyone’s list!

    Have they even been to Jamaica? Do you think they are aware of the striking poverty in that country while they push their gold-lame (I don’t know how to make an accent over that last ‘e’…help me) stroller?

  2. You Just Made My List!on 11 Sep 2008 at 10:05 am

    To prove I am a nerd… to get the accent (on a mac) you want to press option e and then e a second time. é

  3. Creature of Habiton 11 Sep 2008 at 11:55 am

    Thanks for the tip, nerd.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 11 Sep 2008 at 11:36 pm

    That’s “nérd” to you.