Sep 12 2008
Oh brother. I run the risk of barfing up my recently eaten macaroni and cheese while writing about these turds but I shall do my best. I know that I shouldn’t care and I have no room to talk because I have tattoos, beautiful sexy tattoos, but I do care. I care about this more than I care about my own family.
I realize people are free to do whatever they want with their bodies but come on, really? Does this look good in any way? And for the love of all things holy (or should I say holey – zing) look at the mess these jerks are left with when they remove their piercings. Awww, poor Brad has to walk around with fucking EAR VAGINAS for the rest of his life. Way to go Brad!
Unfortunately, while researching this subject I came across a piercing photo that caused me to involuntarily scratch my own eyes out. I ripped my eyeballs right out of the sockets and threw them into a nearby aquarium. Eventually I gained the courage to put my bloody eyes back into my face and continue on. This might be the most fucking ridiculous piercing of all time. I mean it took me like 5 minutes to even understand what the fuck I was looking at. Then I had to spend a few minutes contorting my mouth to see if this was even possible. Guess what, it’s possible if you are a douchebag. Click the photo if you feel like ruining the rest of your week.
I am so much better than everyone.
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