Sep 29 2010

Photos of “bad boy” celebrities taking a drag off a cigarette!

johnny dep, brad pitt, celebrities smoking photos

Great, now look at the camera – click click – perfect, now look down – click click – great, great – click – I love it – click click click – Beautiful! Let’s try something totally outrageous, something that has never been tried before. Let’s try one where you are taking a drag off a cigarette. Yeah, I know it sounds crazy but you’ve got to trust me on this one, I think it will make you look like the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. What’s that, you don’t smoke? Well it’s time to learn if you ever expect to be awesome. You want to look cool and mysterious, right? OK, here we go – click – YEAH, I LOVE IT – click click – Ooooh, the choking is great, keep doing that – click click

We get it, you’re a bad boy. You wear distressed Motley Crüe T-shirts that you paid $300 for in Beverly Hills and, as much as your mother begs, you simply refuse to quit smoking. Congratulations celebrity tough guys, you are exactly as cool as a teenage boy.

To be honest, I blame the photographers for perpetrating this cliché over and over like a bunch of high school photo students shooting pictures of a single flower poking through the snow. Deep, very deep.

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35 comments to “Photos of “bad boy” celebrities taking a drag off a cigarette!”

  1. Jeffon 29 Sep 2010 at 6:24 am

    But it’s never the people you want to see smoking – like Oprah…Bill Gates…. Obama?

  2. Amy Louiseon 29 Sep 2010 at 8:33 am

    tee hee

    http://heycrazy.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/robert-pattinson.jpg

  3. kenon 29 Sep 2010 at 9:34 am

    C’mon, Jeff; you must’ve seen the Obama smoking picture??

    http://tinyurl.com/267u55a

    It just so happens, two of my rotating profile pictures are old ones of me smoking. I do look cool and badass.

  4. Jeffon 29 Sep 2010 at 10:05 am

    Ah there are a couple of Obama puffing away out there

    No hands: http://tiny.cc/cxlae
    In the office: http://tiny.cc/0b5ns

    They look real…

  5. Erinon 29 Sep 2010 at 10:18 am

    The only people in my book that can pull off badass while smoking are: James Dean, Johnny Cash and Dean Martin. The rest of these jokers just look dumb.

  6. calebon 29 Sep 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Listy – this is not at all related to this post, but i just read this and thought you’d like it – http://eater.com/archives/2010/09/29/mario-batali-talks-smack-about-guy-fieri-at-tgi-fridays.php

    i’ve always liked something about Batali. now i know what it is.

  7. Jayon 29 Sep 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Brad Pitt gets my vote for the worst photo of the bunch.

  8. Ericaon 29 Sep 2010 at 1:30 pm

    A close second to this cliche is pics of celebrities on the beach with a a wet pair of jeans on and no top. Gosh I love to wear jeans on the beach and I especially love to get them wet! Soooo comfortable! Add gritty sand and you have a spa-to-go!

    Oh and smoking is bad for you. Just in case no one knew that.

  9. SanFranon 29 Sep 2010 at 1:39 pm

    If Prop19 passes here in November, soon they’ll be swapping the cigs for a nice fat jibbah.

    That’s right, a marijuana cigarette. REEFER!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_19_(2010)

  10. JulieJulieJulieon 29 Sep 2010 at 1:45 pm

    that pic of Brad Pitt looks like he wants to smoke a cigarette and pick his nose at the same time – double yuck!

  11. rachelon 29 Sep 2010 at 5:17 pm

    smoking is so OUT. but i still look cool when i take a drag off my once-yearly smokie treat.

  12. Paul from Saint Paulon 29 Sep 2010 at 6:26 pm

    Isn’t Josh Brolin prone to this as well? Javier Bardem comes the closest to making it work. Now let’s see Justin Bieber mainlining. He needs to toughen up.

  13. horndogbitchon 29 Sep 2010 at 7:23 pm

    so hawt!

  14. You Just Made My List!on 29 Sep 2010 at 8:53 pm

    Johnny Depp is really the worst when it comes to this crap. Just try and find a photo of him without one of his mini cigar bullshit things.

  15. You Just Made My List!on 29 Sep 2010 at 9:01 pm

    Jeff – Those Obama pics are fake. Sorry to burst your bubble.

  16. You Just Made My List!on 29 Sep 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Caleb – Thank you for sharing the Guy Fieri Bashing. Very nice! I saw Mario on his scooter this past weekend when I was in NYC. FUCK GUY FIERI!

  17. You Just Made My List!on 29 Sep 2010 at 9:07 pm

    SanFran – Couldn’t they just call it prop 420?

  18. Paul from Saint Paulon 29 Sep 2010 at 9:54 pm

    As long as they’re posing as bad boys, why don’t any of them have the balls to get paid for it? That’s an endorsement that would really get press.

    http://barbadosfreepress.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/rock-hudson-smoking.jpg

  19. Jeffon 30 Sep 2010 at 6:46 am

    Actually, Obama still smokes. He’s admitted it many times. He’s the smoker-in-chief.

    So I think the pictures are real, and *you* are fake. Sorry to burst your bubble.

  20. You Just Made My List!on 30 Sep 2010 at 8:18 am

    Jeff – Yeah, I know he still smokes but those photos are famously faked. Not to mention it’s easy to tell, just from looking at them, that it’s a bad photoshop job.

  21. Steveon 30 Sep 2010 at 8:39 am

    I think it’s more a drag “of” a cigarette more than a drag “off” a cigarette. If you’re being pedantic, that is.

  22. You Just Made My List!on 30 Sep 2010 at 8:46 am

    Steve – As a non-smoker, I wouldn’t know.

  23. Jeffon 30 Sep 2010 at 8:49 am

    What? Is that really changed using the Photoshops?

    Why are you liberals so earnest and sincere when talking about Obama? He is a bit goofy, ya know.

    BTW did you read about Bob Dylan standing up Obama?

    Don’t worry it’s in Rolling Stone and adoring enough so your tender feelings won’t be harmed – but it’s a freakin weird story (last page).

    http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/209395?RS_show_page=0

  24. You Just Made My List!on 30 Sep 2010 at 8:57 am

    Jeff – You are reading WAAAAY too much into my response. I’m earnest about bad photoshop, that’s it.

    Why are you right wingers so in love with arguing over stupid shit?

  25. Jeffon 30 Sep 2010 at 9:02 am

    ….touched a nerve, I see….

  26. You Just Made My List!on 30 Sep 2010 at 9:04 am

    Jeff – Again, you think you touched a nerve but the truth is I really don’t care.

  27. Jeffon 30 Sep 2010 at 9:25 am

    Last word

  28. Jonathanon 30 Sep 2010 at 10:50 am

    Listy, you were in NYC and didn’t gather your followers for a night of debauchery? WTF? We could’ve gone to Times Square and played “count the Midwestern yokels.” Oh wait, that would involved actually going to the tourist hellhole that is Times Square.

    You really need to get moving with the plans for YouJustMadeMyListCon 2010.

    PS: I hate it when groups add “Con” to a random activity when said activity has a convention.

  29. Erinon 30 Sep 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Wow… lets not get political on here. This is the one place in my life where I can escape to without having to think about politics. Let please keep it that way ok, Jeff. Thanks.

  30. Paul in Saint Paulon 30 Sep 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Listy’s prepositional defense:
    Granted, I am also not a smoker, but I originate from the same state as Listy. I believe I would have to say “drag off” OR “drag off of” a cigarette. Or joint. Or pinch hitter. I can speak a great deal to the latter two, and “of” alone sounds funny and wrong. I think this may be regional.

  31. Jeffon 01 Oct 2010 at 12:03 am

    Sorry Erin, but Listy started it by defending smoking because Obama smokes.

  32. Camon 12 Oct 2010 at 2:17 pm

    I would add to Erin’s list – Lemmy from Motorhead.
    Lemmy is God.

  33. samme23on 12 Oct 2010 at 3:56 pm

    some people smoke…even famous people. Get. The. Fu*k. Over. It.

  34. You Just Made My List!on 12 Oct 2010 at 5:48 pm

    Samme23 – Seriously? Can you read? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Your comment is a load of useless ass and you should have the balls to spell out the “F” word. For example… Go. Fuck. Yourself.

  35. Phineason 15 Sep 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Others in the small number of cool smokers:

    Sinatra
    Bogart
    Warren Oates( When he would have one in the corner of his mouth, flapping as he spoke ),