Sep 17 2008

John McCain and his bullshit!

Published by at 1:16 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

I made the decision to go out, get drunk and play pool tonight and therefore will be putting the least amount of effort possible into today’s post.

John McCain really knows how to shrivel my penis with his constant lying. I don’t know about you, but I have had enough of that bullshit over the last 8 years. AND, this just in… Sarah Palin is still barely qualified to manage a Wal-Mart. BREAKING NEWS… If Sarah Palin doesn’t stop fucking lying about the “bridge to nowhere” I am going to shit YOUR pants, which is not easy to do. She’s a fucking incompetent liar just like her new best friend John McCain. Also this just in… I am awesome.

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14 comments to “John McCain and his bullshit!”

  1. Creature of Habiton 17 Sep 2008 at 7:40 am

    Let us not forget Troopergate either…. she was going to “fully cooperate”, which she stated emphatically, repeatedly. Now – the GOPMachine has highjacked the bipartisan investigation committee (5 Republicans, 3 Democrats) and filed a lawsuit against them to stop the subpoenas, probably because her Royal Heinous was next. The thing I love about the GOPMachine, is they are so clever at manipulating rednecks, bigots and evangelicals…. rather that trying to surreptiously make it ‘go away’, they take “legal” action out in the wide open and say it’s because of all the “tainted, Democratic action of Obama’s campaign”. Meanwhile, according to state employees IN ALASKA, they have neither seen nor heard from anyone involved in the Obama campaign or the lower 48.

    Fascinating! The lying is unprecedented….rednecks need to wake up.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 17 Sep 2008 at 9:19 am

    Most of our country doesn’t have time for facts and information. Everyone thinks they are a cowboy who only needs to “go with their gut” when it comes to a decision this important. Guess what? Your gut is as dumb as your fucking brain.

    The republicans have given the American people a HUGE middle finger with their choice of Sarah Palin. They are basically saying “Fuck it, you are all too dumb to understand how unqualified Palin is.” They actually have the balls to put this woman who has NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE in the #2 spot?

    Wake up America, it’s not about us vs. them or red vs. blue. This is about doing what is right for the future of our country and McCain/Palin could not be more WRONG.

  3. Turdon 17 Sep 2008 at 11:58 am

    ohsnoe! Somebody call the Whhhaaaaa-mbulance

  4. You Just Made My List!on 17 Sep 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Dearest Turd, I’m having a hard time deciphering your message but I think what you’re saying is that I am simply whining. Assuming this is true, let me say this… why is it in this country when a person seeks the truth, speaks the truth and exposes lies they are considered a “whiner?”

    You know who’s a great patriot? A person like me who actually takes the time to understand what is going on in our country and the world and refuses to support politicians who lie and cheat. You know who is a bad patriot, a person who sticks their head in the sand and allows our “leaders” to fuck them right in the fuck hole. It is your DUTY as an American to hold your elected officials accountable.

    I think it is very telling that when you see a Bush, McCain or Palin supported leave a comment on a website they always toss out a lame, limp-dicked insult but have nothing to say that might influence me to vote republican. They say nothing because they have nothing to say.

    I am going to go cry into a bag of freedom fries now.

  5. Turdon 17 Sep 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Choo Choo, here comes the clue train…..

    Ripping on the politicians that you are opposing doesn’t accomplish anything. You are not going to sway anyone who is for that person, all you are doing is stroking your ego.

    OMG, you are so right and so patriotic!!!! Everyone else is a dumb ass for not knowing what I do!!!

    If you wanted to do something for your party other than mentally masturbate, then you would promote them. Focusing on the other party only puts them in the spotlight.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 17 Sep 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Sweet sweet Turd, Don’t worry about what I am doing to promote the candidate I support. I promise you it is more than you are doing for yours.

    I can honestly tell you that exposing John McCain and Sarah Palin’s lies has nothing to do with ego, it has everything to do with my desire for America to move past the brand of politics where it is somehow OK to do or say ANYTHING to win. Explain to me how you can support a lie. Seriously, how do you justify it?

    America is in SERIOUS trouble and I don’t think we need another liar and another horribly unqualified person to continue to take us down that path. It is time for Change and not the pretend “change” McCain now speaks of.

    I am not saying anyone who is not me or does not think like me is a “dumb ass” but people who do not take the time to research and understand the candidates are in fact dumb asses. How can you possibly argue with that? People who are willing to cast a vote for a person based on nothing more than who they want to have a beer with are dumb asses.

    People who have the chance to engage in an intelligent conversation and present their side of the argument but can’t muster the brain power to say anything more intelligent than “call the Whhhaaaaa-mbulance” are dumb asses. People who leave their email address as “blahblahblah@suckadick.com” (you) are dumb asses.

    You see, you had a chance to present yourself as an intelligent person and expose ME for being wrong but you chose to act like a toddler and now your words carry no weight. You blew it and made your “side” look bad in the process. So I would suggest that you think long and hard about what YOU are doing for YOUR party.

  7. Creature of Habiton 17 Sep 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Turd is like Chet, from Weird Science. He might understand what you’re saying by speaking this way:

    Whaaaaa! I’m Sarah Palin and I can’t give interviews because people are meanies! Whaaaaa! And I don’t want to testify on Troopergate because people will find out I’m an lying piece of shit! Whaaaaaaaa! It’s not fair! And I don’t want to release my tax returns because everyone will know we are poor white trash! Whaaaaaa *sniff sniff* Don’t talk about my knocked up kid because she’s just a stupid slut, and hey, who isn’t? Whhaaaaaaa….boo hoo…..It’s not my fault….Whaaaaa…Tina Fey was mean!

    Or, how about this:

    I’m John McCain and I’m too old to understand this whacky economy stuff….boo hooooooo…where am I?
    Those women on The View were mean to me and asked me unfair questions….Whaaaaa! I don’t know what I’m doing and now people are making fun of me!!!! Whaaaaa!

    You mean that kind of whining Turd? Cuz that’s all I hear all day long. “Boo hoo….we’re the poor little ‘ol GOP and no one wants to play with us anymore”….Whaaaaaaa!

  8. Gary COoperon 17 Sep 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Just goes to show y’all just how ignorant the web master is!!!! He would be happier voting into office a man who is best known as a “community organizer” than a politician! Obama is nothing more than an eye-piece for American Commycrates….he has no real plans for change, just a plan to put more money in his pockets! Go Mc Cain, Go Palin….Make a TRUE change in big government!

  9. You Just Made My List!on 17 Sep 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Gary Cooper, “Commycrates” very nice. You right wingers just can’t fight the urge to act like children. Always start with name calling if you have nothing of substance to say.

    I’m sorry, explain to me how you support Palin and yet somehow Obama has no experience? You can’t because it is utter bullshit.

    I’ll say this much for you, you have your talking points memorized. You are right, Barack Obama should be ASHAMED of himself for dedicating his life to helping people, especially those who need it the most. What an ASSHOLE he is. He should have bounced from college to college and become a beauty queen or a sportscaster like Palin, rather than working hard to put himself through HARVARD and becoming a Senator.

    State your evidence please that Obama 1) has no plan (obviously untrue as he has explained his PLAN in detail) and 2) wants to put more money in his pockets.

    You realize that John McCain has 9 houses right? You realize he is MEGA rich right? You have a total lack of facts to back up your theories.

    The BEST part, the part that makes me laugh so hard I could cry is this nonsense the McCain/Palin are for change. They could not me more of the same. So, if you really think Bush did a good job and you want more of the same then go ahead and vote for McCain. If you want ACTUAL change then vote Obama. It’s up to you.

  10. Creature of Habiton 18 Sep 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Gary Cooper needs to go to rehab….clearly he’s on drugs.

  11. Creature of Habiton 18 Sep 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Hey Gary, 1982 called and they want you back.

  12. Pieon 20 Sep 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Thank you.
    And: webmaster. Ha.

  13. justapersonon 05 Oct 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Actually, George Orwells 1984 wants that Gary guy back. he obviously likes being programmed in what to believe, lol

    🙂

  14. MissMoroccoon 02 Feb 2009 at 3:55 pm

    That is hilarious; I always knew he was full of shit just like his ass buddy George DUH-BIL-YAH Bush =)