Sep 18 2008

The Kardashians!

I am not kidding when I say who the fuck are the Kardashians and why are they on my TV? Seriously, who are these whores?

I originally knew the name Kardashian because their father, Robert, was buddies with OJ Simpson during the killing spree years and went on to be one of the 5,000 lawyers who represented him during the trial. I know that the mom, Kris, is now married to Bruce “old lady face” Jenner. I know that I watched Kim Kardashian fuck a rapper online. To tell you the truth, that’s more than I need to know about this nightmare of a family.

Do we really need a reality show about every dipshit family in America? What does it say about the current state of our society that these are the kind of people we worship? Fuck me, we are dumb!

If you watch this show for any reason other than the cleavage and the giant asses please put your head in the toilet, flush it 5 times and think about what you have done. In fact, go ahead and poop in that toilet first.

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245 comments to “The Kardashians!”

  1. Jerry Gallagheron 02 Nov 2011 at 6:58 am

    So,do you think this is what stepdad Bruce signed-up for? Think about it: niggers fucking in the house all hours of the day and night, rap 24/7,can’t leave your wallet or watch on the kitchen counter, guns,drugs and oh, what is that fucking smell! He’s got to be thinking-“Can’t these cunts find ANY white guys with big dicks and money?” I’m just guessing their own sand nigger ‘heritage’ favors their chocolate choices. Update: honey .here is my wedding gift to you-a tape of ME sucking some nigger’s dick that you can jerk off to-do you like it? Ha ha ha ha! This is what the people in America care about-not jobs, retirement, security, but what are these fucking trash bag come collectors are up to-if we could all just KEEP UP. Fuck them (all the niggas do!)

  2. juliaon 02 Nov 2011 at 7:31 am

    What is America thinking ??? If this is entertainment we are sick . The kardashings are the sickest , disfunctional family alive please why do I pay for this kind of trash. They need to be band from tv if I need to see sluts I would watch porn.

  3. JKRon 16 Nov 2011 at 10:41 am

    If there is a reason why they exist, is because there is no living thing ever exist in the universe to fill that sick, awful slime infested, maggot dirty stinking piss and shit with ass puss gap of humanity… and there they are. Born to be shit, live to be shit, and hopefully, end like shit – they get out of the asses and flushed into the toilet, waiting to rot and vanish from the face of the earth.

  4. Koleon 29 Nov 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Seriously, who the fuck are these sleazy hookers/sluts/whores?? I keep hearting about them over and over and still have no idea why are they on my fucking TV!!!!!!! Who gives a fuck about keeping up with these bitches? If they were to suck me off every day, maybe i would watch them then πŸ™‚

  5. FuckThemon 05 Dec 2011 at 7:07 am

    Who the fuck are the bitches anyway? Why the fuck does my wife watch these ugly fucking stupid bitches everyday? It fucking pisses me off!

  6. FuckThemon 05 Dec 2011 at 7:09 am

    Fat ass ugly eastern European sluts. get them off my fucking TV!

  7. Mudgeon 15 Dec 2011 at 3:08 pm

    This site has restored my faith in mankind. The shit we are putting on TV and find entertaining is absolute shit, and the kardashians are at the top of that shit pile. I am glad to read comments from people who have a brain and realise that this crap is infecting all of us.
    We are turning into a comercialised age where everything is materialistic and driven by market competition. I reckon those stupid bitches would not have a clue how to build the empire they have created. I believe it is a force behind them. It is the entertainment corporations and market drivers that get a cut of the money made by idiots on reality tv and they should get majority of the blame for that shit on TV. I hate the kadashians and i also hate the assholes pulling the strings behind them.

  8. big don 15 Dec 2011 at 10:27 pm

    the kancer has spread to europe and every fucking newspaper you read here has some shit about the Kuntdashians all over it. reality TV is not fucking NEWS, wake up you fucking mongoloids! anyone can open their ass/cunt for money

    i sincerely hope the Kuntdashians are rounded up and killed and their skin is used to make lampshades which are in turn ritualistically burned while we sing KUM-BA-YAH

  9. MJTon 20 Dec 2011 at 9:43 am

    I was elated to find a site that shared my views about this mind numbing dysfunctional family who are raking in millions and laughing about how stupid the public is buying into their bullshit. They don’t have an ounce of fucking talent and they know it so they are riding the wave for every nickel. Hopefully someday the rest of mankind will wake up and see how pathetic they are and the Karfuckingdasheins will disappear back to the slimy hole they crawled out of.

  10. patti weaveron 25 Dec 2011 at 12:36 pm

    Kartrashians is the best thing Ive heard them called yet, cant stand them and if Kim is the pretty one would hate to see the ugly sister! Too bad her marriage didnt work out tho, to me it was perfect, her mouth comes exactly to his crotch, shoulda been a match in heaven!

  11. greghatesevilwhoreson 31 Dec 2011 at 6:42 pm

    most of how i feel has been touched on by the many posts received. slutty whres who are truly unworthy ,but get treated like royalty that again they do not deserve.

  12. Jake the Briton 12 Jan 2012 at 2:31 pm

    I also googled ‘who the fuck are the Kardashians’ and arrived here. In fact in the UK no-one had even heard of OJ Simpson until the trial stopped being about whether he killed someone and became blown up into some wider social comment about the media, race, etc, etc. Somehow some twat decided that we dont have enough talentless media whores in the uk already and decided to import them. By the way thank you America for taking that parasitic piss flap Sarah ‘Fergie’ Fergusson off our hands.

  13. WHYon 21 Jan 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Google’d “what the fuck is up with keeping up with the kardashians”, ended up here like the others haha. I just kept hearing their names in ET, E! etc.. It’s just a fucking stupid useless show about their life that is full of “”problems””(double quote). I just got sick and pissed with hearing them, so i just typed it in google.

  14. Markon 29 Jan 2012 at 6:17 pm

    I’m so glad there are other like minded people.
    After months of seeing bullshit about Kardashians all over the place and everytime I visit my homepage: Yahoo…I got fed up and searched on google exactly who the fuck she is.
    Shit, she’s nothing, has done nothing and never will do anything. Why the fuck is she famous? If anything, you should be taught a lesson in humility an given community service for the rest of her life.

  15. mor man than your faggot asson 31 Jan 2012 at 3:19 am

    your blog sucks buthole and you must me a dick loving fag if you don’t like at least one of them.

  16. You Just Made My List!on 31 Jan 2012 at 4:08 am

    Hey look everyone, we finally found the intelligence level necessary to enjoy these whores! This dip shit doesn’t know his butthole from his “buthole”

  17. abbieon 03 Feb 2012 at 9:55 am

    they are famous for doing absolutely nothing. jessie j is my 2nd cousin can i have my own reality tv show now? lets call it ‘all about abbie’ i can be famous for doing nothing πŸ™‚ yay

  18. Brindleon 01 Mar 2012 at 10:45 pm

    The mother produced nasty ho girls…wonder what the next generation of these freaks will bring

  19. Jonon 14 Mar 2012 at 8:42 pm

    sick and tired of these dumb whores making the headlines everywhere, only people with a 2 digit IQ care about them.

  20. Jimmyon 16 Mar 2012 at 12:16 pm

    these girls and there hoe moma go to go waste of money paying these drama queens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Nikkion 25 Mar 2012 at 3:21 am

    Listy, I love you and have agreed with quite literally nearly everything you’ve said on this wonderful site.
    But, while I hate racial slurs in any context or situation, I personally find the c-word JUST as derogatory, though I do understand the difference between the two.

    The Kardashians are horrible, though. Don’t hate me!

  22. You Just Made My List!on 25 Mar 2012 at 5:27 pm

    Nikki – I agree, I am great. I save the C-word for special occasions and a special kind of woman. I rarely use the word myself but there are times it needs to be said. As you can see from many of the comments here, cunt is a fitting word for these cunts.

  23. Vomit at the sound of Kardashianon 16 Apr 2012 at 12:13 pm

    I love this blog.
    My son worships these brain-dead bitches who would only be trailer welfare recipients if they didn’t have money.
    My son showed me Kim’s failed “music” video and all he could say is how hot she is…. sorry he’s a hormone driven kid.
    Then I saw a glimpse of some episode of her trashy “reality” show where she tried to do some dance audition or class.. not sure, and they show her giving up.
    So she can’t sing, can’t dance from her show she can’t act… what can she do???
    Swear like some useless piece of gutter trash and do porn videos and claim she didn’t know and is a victim….???
    Are you kidding???
    These talentless hacks need to be barred from the media totally! I am sick of seeing their fake ass faces every time I see a magazine rack.
    Wake ignorant greedy money hungry media Moguls!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE MEDIA WHORE PEOPLE!!! Stop shoving them down our throats!!

  24. Emily anonymouson 22 Apr 2012 at 5:03 am

    the kardashian bitches are really assholes, all their spoiled bratty rich and good looking acquatances aren’t their friends, the kardashians have no friends, all they have is eachother, it’s the kardshians against the world, the media will never dmit that the kardashians are all selfish self centered assholes, but only persuades us to worship them for being stupid people who only have the ability to photograph their asses and run their fingers through their ass length hair extensions, they don’t have any talent but make millions and kris jenner is killing us softly, she takes advantage of her children, they have no personalities, they are only sex objects but aren’t humans, kris j uses all her children for money, no memories, she is determined to expand the family by begging to have grandchildren, and plans to have 20 more kuwtk seasons, that is a lifetime! i feel bad that mason will turn into a scott dickhead #2 in 20 years, he is cute now but just wait…..these kkkkk evil klan klones will never end their empire in america, who do they think they are trying to run this kountry? they are idiots who fuck niggers on tv cuz they don’t do anything else, why doesn’t ryan secrest rename e! channel to k!?

  25. You Just Made My List!on 22 Apr 2012 at 5:07 am

    Emily – And using the word “nigger” makes you better how? I’d rather spend the rest of my life hanging out with the Kardashians than I would a racist. Grow up.

  26. Emily anonymouson 22 Apr 2012 at 5:12 am

    wow, one week I literally saw like 5 new people/glamour/ ok! magazines all of which had one if the kkkkk sisters on the front cover with pretty bitchy fake two faced backstabbing stories on them about the kkkkk sisters revenge or whatever bullshit drama with their high social status trophy husbands, these kkkkk sisters are really like immature high schoolers, except they are anti reality, since when does an orange goop faced fake haired prostitute make millions, what ever happened to exhaustive hard and thorough work for good money? they totally contradict reality and I rarely see them without all their shiny goopy orange grease and bronzer all over their faces, what is behind all their makeup disguise, I’m guessing terribly bitchy conceited kardashian devils

  27. Emily anonymouson 22 Apr 2012 at 5:27 am

    for saying the n word, i take it back, the kkkkk people date all kinds of men, but I knoe someone who goes to kendall
    and kylies school who says these two brats only associate with rich snobby pretty people and are racist, and why is the kuwtk show about the family’s problems? they don’t have any issues in their lives because kris j and bruce j hand their children everything they have ever wanted eer since they day they were born, yet all the children are unappreciative of their life, the kkkkk sisters never say thankyou, hello how are you? etc. that is how self
    centered and absorbed they are, and yet the media revolves around the kardashians, this family is poison and causes so much detest, disdain, ridicule, anger and disgust to the world, i think thos family will be the entertainment symbol for another 50 years, and new offspring will be trained in the future too, here we go….

  28. Emily anonymouson 22 Apr 2012 at 5:44 am

    the kkkkk fam should do low income working class porn, thats the kind of $ they deserve, these bitches may be pretty, but so are thousands of others, and their personalities are nasty and condescending

  29. JuiceCocktailon 24 May 2012 at 4:35 pm

    So after googling “who the fuck are the Kardashiens” I was brought here, where I read a post talking about “Kortney”, god what an annoying fucking name, making big hysterical problems appear out of nowhere and I was intrigued.

    I just had to check this out for the LOLz, and sure enough, the first video(and the LAST) I clicked on YouTube she’s freaking out about a guy that is putting nude pics of her in a magazine, and was supposed to airbrush “art” over it. Uh huh…

    You mean to tell me the seedy looking guy that took nude pics of you is actually going to publish them?! What a fucking world we live in that someone would go and do a thing like that!

  30. Genuinelawlon 28 May 2012 at 4:02 pm

    If these are the kind of role models that young girls have to look up to these days, it’s no god damn wonder that kids are having sex in school’s at the age of 12.

  31. mike feeneyon 15 Jun 2012 at 4:57 pm

    This site is great,I don’t give one flying fuck about
    anyone or anything from hollywood.For all I fucking care,
    it can slide into the Pacific fucking ocean.The worst are these fucking zeros on the celebrity ass kissing programs
    that are all over the fucking place.I hate these cock suckers with a passion,what do they classify themselves
    as by profession? Oh…I’m a professional fucking
    hollywood ass kisser…and I just love telling the American
    people all the shit that they don’t give a fuck about.
    Think all the unemployed masses give a fuck about some
    fucking skank like lohan and her crotch rot of the week
    report…fuck’em all…

  32. mackon 24 Jun 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Fucking idiots. Theyre pretty and have money, so they get a TV show? Why is this even allowed on TV? America just keeps getting shittier and shittier…

  33. SDon 19 Jul 2012 at 4:27 pm

    I googled “who the fuck watches kardashians” and this was the first link i got, glad i got here.

    I’m yet to talk to anyone who actually watches this crap, i’d ask them both why, and to never ever breed.

  34. J Johnstonon 18 Dec 2012 at 8:20 pm

    I am so glad that I found this site. Really I am so glad. I have been living day to day thinking I am the only one that think these people are not worth peeing on if they were on fire and screaming for help. And I believe any network that show this type of trash, should have their lin. taken away. But anyway thanks for your site, it good to read how others really dislike these people and this show.

  35. mikeon 01 Jan 2013 at 4:21 pm

    If I have a big ass and fuck niggers can I have my own reality tv show also?

  36. You Just Made My List!on 01 Jan 2013 at 5:20 pm

    Really Mike? This is how you start off the first day of 2013, with your backwards-ass dipshit racist comment? Man, what a pathetic piece of shit you must be. Just think Mike, you are 100 times more horrible than the Kardashians, and that is not easy to do. They may be talentless and useless but at least they aren’t fucking dumb ass racist assholes like you. Man, I am THIS close to publishing your real name and hometown in Indiana. By the way, of course you live in Indiana, that fucking hell hole. Have a another pathetic new year, I’m sure you will make the least of it. Idiot.

  37. czamon 04 Jan 2013 at 10:53 pm

    Those stupid bitches disgust me. How dare this country allow people like this useless asshole family to be idolized. What the fuck is wrong with people. This is truly the dumbing down of our society.

  38. Airmanon 20 Feb 2013 at 3:12 am

    These fucking people act like they are Americas elite,The whole fucking family are pieces of shit,Armenian whores,Bruce really-I used to respect you not anymore,fucktard.The fools that allowed you idiots to be on TV need to be kicked in the fucking balls!!!!!!No wonder our country is so fucked up,and the neilson families that let this shit be shown on tv come on,really.they are nothing more than fucking ragheads.

  39. branimirsubaon 30 Mar 2013 at 7:03 am

    me too….googled “who the fuck are the kardashians”

  40. Julianneon 14 Apr 2013 at 8:24 am

    I’m LMFAO! Thanks for this! I found this site the same way, only my question on Google was “Who the HELL are the Kardashians.”

    America is a pathetic State (capital “S”) and we must look pretty pathetic to the rest of the world if this is who we are.

    Thanks for this post!

  41. Frankieon 01 May 2013 at 7:36 pm

    Shit…………sorry it’s 2013 and i am just now on this site.
    I just had enough when i looked at MSN and there she was on the headline…….getting fat and i love it!
    I google who gives a SHIT about the Kardashians……….this is where i ended up and I am proud to be here………..why would anyone even care who these people are, who cares, i would never have friends like that in my close knit group……ever, so why would i care to watch there every move……….i know what kind of people watch them…….I think we all do………..recently i went to Florida on vacation and some friends, who obviously do not get out of Louisiana much, if ever wanted to go to Dash in miami, as in Kim Kardash……….oh god, get a life.
    I hate to be so hateful but we need a tragedy in there Family to get them off of my tv or daily news………..I promise i will not ever stop and watch the K’s on tv ever..never ever ever…………………….ever

  42. longjohnslapnutson 03 Aug 2013 at 9:48 am

    Will someone please kill that family off. If we allow the dumb whores to procreate there will be shows about their goddamn useless kids in 12 years. Please someone Jihad that family straight to hell. And if we can’t do that, we could force sterilization on the entire family. Their bloodline needs to end for the good of humanity.

  43. Nels Olsaon 16 May 2014 at 2:30 pm


    Who gives a flying F ck about these people? They are all sleazy and disgusting and “famous” because of their despicable father. What a horrid waste of air time! Surely, the network can come up with something better than this show that flaunts the super rich in a country where hundreds of thousands of people are without jobs, healthcare, food, etc. Shame on all of you!!!!!!!!!

  44. Jerkon 09 Jun 2014 at 9:45 pm

    The Turdashitans are oblivious to the fact that they’re all just a part of a new TV movement called Slunt television. Given rise to by the likes of Paris Hilton and such, whoring around L.A. getting DUI s and just throwin’ that stank around. They think they’re classy and that they’re on TV because viewers actually care about their comically stupid lives. Yet every night Kris, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Kendall are all pondering why they are taking huge amounts of dick up their assholes.

  45. Timon 18 Jun 2014 at 12:25 pm

    I was logging on to the PC and yet another “thing” about Kim K. was glaring at me. I began to wonder if any of them have any kind of ability other than showing various parts of their bodies, whick equates to NO TALENT. A newborn is showing it all. Takes no talent to do that. At least Bruce did something once in the olympics. But that is long gone and nothing since. Along with never watching the Kardashians, I also never watch anything called a reality tv show. there is no such thing other than the NEWS WEATHER ans SPORTS. Everything else has directors and producers telling them what to do and guiding the events of Survival or Dance moms letting their kids get abused or no talent singers on the “talent” shows. Glad I found your site. I too was asking about any talent in the kaedashian clan and your site popped up. Thanks for being there. I hope I havent offended anyone with my comments, but if I have,, they dont belong here. They can go check out jerry springer , or maury, or everyone’s favorite newscaster Geraldo and listen to his lies.