Nov 23 2010

I am awesome, it’s the world that sucks!

Published by at 3:49 am under Awesome!,Jerks

Prepare to be disappointed by me this week because I’m not going to have much free time to write. Perhaps that is the opposite of disappointing to you. Either way, it’s the holidays, I’m working my dick off, I’m driving all over the Midwest seeing family and I’m not finding a lot of time to express my correct opinions about everything. I’m going to do my best to be back tomorrow.

Suck it.

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    20 comments to “I am awesome, it’s the world that sucks!”

    1. 8bitheroon 23 Nov 2010 at 6:29 am

      Prepare to be disappointed by me this week because I’m not going to have much free time to read this site. Perhaps that is the opposite of disappointing to you. Either way, it’s the holidays, I’m working my dick off, I’m driving all over the East Coast seeing family and I’m not finding a lot of time to view your correct opinions about everything. I’m going to do my best to be back tomorrow.

      Suck it.

    2. Ben Droveron 23 Nov 2010 at 7:48 am

      We will miss you, Listy…well maybe miss is a strong word.

    3. Jeffon 23 Nov 2010 at 7:52 am

      Dollars to donuts you’ll be back tomorrow!

    4. Diss Contenton 23 Nov 2010 at 9:49 am

      Awesomeness can and does strike multiple times on occasion. I feel privileged just being able to experience the products of their craft; be it an extruded food product with boundless cheese flavor and indefinite shelf life or music video with boundless cheese and atomic half life.

      Why should Jan Terri be blessed with so much talent?

      http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jan_Terri

      No matter your musical taste, there is something on the menu that satisfies. From ‘Losing You’ about the devastating pain of unrequited love to ‘Baby Blues’ where a country motif demonstrates that every pot has a lid in regard to amore. All this culminating in the opus magnum of entertainment ‘Journey to Mars’ where one is shocked to discover the environs of the fourth planet resemble O’Hare’s concourse C and Higgins Rd. in Rosemont.

    5. SanFranon 23 Nov 2010 at 10:06 am

      Looks like *somebody* needs a little vacation!

      Your best interest is in our best interest, so long as it’s approved by upper management, first.

      Keep your chin up, little buddy.

    6. kenon 23 Nov 2010 at 4:03 pm

      You can see Leoncie’s nipples in a few spots there, thanks Listy. Now I’ll know when the turkey’s done.

      Drive safe, little listy!

    7. Xinaon 23 Nov 2010 at 4:16 pm

      Listy – Consider it sucked.

    8. You Just Made My List!on 24 Nov 2010 at 8:19 am

      Diss – I have been lucky enough to see Jan Terri in concert. it was EPIC.

    9. vmabuckon 24 Nov 2010 at 10:17 am

      “Suck it”

      No…

    10. Diss Contenton 24 Nov 2010 at 12:58 pm

      The knowledge that Listy and Jan Terri were in the same building invokes a primal concern that this must be the beginning of Awesome-ma-geddon.

      For it is now known that at one time and in one place, if only for a brief moment; there was a gathering of all that men fear and women desire.

      Your awesomeness is so crystal clear…. ’Clear enough to fill a swimming pool’.

    11. Saraon 24 Nov 2010 at 9:30 pm

      You have to come back. I’m already tired of hating the world all by myself

    12. elgation 24 Nov 2010 at 9:35 pm

      Dude, that was totally unnecessary. Trust me. We can wait.
      Anyway, happy thxgvng!

    13. idkon 24 Nov 2010 at 10:40 pm

      LISTY! Please you HAVE to see this:

      http://www.internationalquidditch.org/worldcup.html

    14. You Just Made My List!on 25 Nov 2010 at 9:01 am

      idk – Douchebags. Nerds. Nerd douchebags. Nerchebags!

    15. saraon 26 Nov 2010 at 3:48 pm

      Hey there’s another Sara I didn’t write that. my name is lowercase. due to my inferiority complex

      That video was fun, I had fun. I think the office setting was the most eclectic background

    16. The Manon 26 Nov 2010 at 6:44 pm

      Hey Listy!

      I saw you at New Trier and you’ve inspired me to make a funny blog. So this is a big shameless plug here but can you check out what I got so far…..maybs leave a comment…..and click on some adds?

      http://crapvendor.blogspot.com/

      peace

    17. The Womanon 27 Nov 2010 at 9:52 pm

      To The Man: I also saw Listy at New Trier. I’m sorry but YOU CAN’T COPY LISTY. YOUR BLOG DOESN’T WORK

    18. The Manon 27 Nov 2010 at 11:14 pm

      thanks for being nice

      I hope you enjoy crushing people’s dreams

    19. You Just Made My List!on 28 Nov 2010 at 2:54 pm

      Man – Blog on my friend and get used to people saying you suck, I get hate mail every day!

    20. The Manon 29 Nov 2010 at 10:17 pm

      thanks and i hope you dont mind my shameless plugs in other posts from now on….ill try to restrain myself

      http://crapvendor.blogspot.com/

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