Dec 09 2010

Sorry.

Published by at 10:09 pm under Jerks

Sorry I have been absent for a couple days, I have been helping a friend get through something difficult and I just haven’t felt motivated to complain about assholes like the Kardashians. I will be back Monday.

Thanks,
Listy
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12 comments to “Sorry.”

  1. Paul from Saint Paulon 09 Dec 2010 at 11:27 pm

    God or karma or pay-it-forward-do-gooders will reward the kindness of even prideful miscreants. Or the good will come from within. Even veteran misanthropes need a day off now and again to help a brother out. Excused.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 10 Dec 2010 at 8:15 am

    Imagine that, me receiving GOOD karma.

  3. saraon 10 Dec 2010 at 2:30 pm

    you should keep a record of all the people who try to give you ideas of what to bitch about. Then make them sub in for you when your gone. We can question their judgment and spell check the shit out of the posts.

    But it might end up like when Joan Rivers would host for Carson, more annoying then funny

  4. Nikkion 10 Dec 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Come back when you can, hope your friend gets better.

    And a substitute Listy? I can’t even imagine it.

  5. Tommyon 10 Dec 2010 at 5:52 pm

    sara: it’s you’re

  6. Paul from Saint Paulon 10 Dec 2010 at 7:26 pm

    And it’s “than” instead of “then.” Sara, I nominate you for the first guesting gig! Tommy has already tasted blood.

    I thought Joan Rivers was uproariously funny when she subbed for Johnny (I still remember the Liz Taylor fat jokes), but when she got her own show, I realized that she’s a pill best taken in small doses. I didn’t mind her so much after her career collapsed as center square on Hollywood Squares, when I believe aging Ken doll John Davidson was hosting. Now Rivers gives me the shivers.

  7. You Just Made My List!on 11 Dec 2010 at 10:22 am

    Paul – I too loved it when Joan was the fill-in host. I even remember thinking she was kind of sexy. Keep in mind, I was about 15 and was ready to have sex with pretty much anyone or anything I saw. There were many objects in my house that did not escape my sexual appetite.

  8. wizdumb™on 11 Dec 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Stumbled across this site today. Really funny stuff. Props to ur viewers for being funny as well. Looking forward to reading more.

  9. wizdumb™on 11 Dec 2010 at 1:13 pm

    I’m fully prepared to be ridiculed for using “props.”

  10. joeon 13 Dec 2010 at 6:13 am

    prop? propel? propeller up your fucking ass?

  11. saraon 13 Dec 2010 at 12:52 pm

    “There were many objects in my house that did not escape my sexual appetite.”

    ewwww I just remembered my first boyfriend telling me he used to masterbate with the Alf hand puppet he had.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 13 Dec 2010 at 1:39 pm

    sara – I lost my virginity to a chair. True story. I also dated a silky sleeping bag for several years. I miss her.