Dec 13 2010

Buildings with two doors but one door is locked!

Published by at 3:40 am under Jerks,Why?!?

george bush idiot can't open door

Hey building, thanks for making me look like a dick every time I try to go into you. Here’s an idea, you’ve got two doors, keep them BOTH fucking unlocked! You’re an asshole, building.

What is the point of this little game of cat and mouse? Are you trying to appeal to the gambler in all of us? Should a bolt of adrenaline rush through my body as I approach your precious doors, not knowing if I will be allowed to enter the promised land or be left tugging an immovable door like some big dumb idiot? Perhaps if you actually rewarded me with money when I am lucky enough to choose the correct door I would be more excited about your dumb little game of chance. It’s like you are the older kid sitting on my chest, beating me with my own hands while saying “Stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself?”

Stop fucking with me, building, I just want to go see my dentist without looking like a jerkwad.

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18 comments so far

18 comments to “Buildings with two doors but one door is locked!”

  1. joeon 13 Dec 2010 at 6:11 am

    try the dragon flavored rainbow you piece of shit

  2. You Just Made My List!on 13 Dec 2010 at 8:19 am

    Is this the Joe who used to comment about raping me every day or are you a different Joe who wants to rape me?

  3. saraon 13 Dec 2010 at 8:49 am

    The worst is when your leaving the building and you choose the wrong door and the asshole behind the desk says “OTHER door”
    Realy?!? The OTHER door, I was going to resort to the window.
    I am occasionaly this asshole but only when the person just keeps trying to open the locked one…or I see them heading for the window.

    I worked at a building once that had a dual door and the 2nd door COULD NOT be opened. It was a fake second door. Who the fuck designed that?!?

  4. Diss Contenton 13 Dec 2010 at 10:10 am

    Where does one begin with this silent insult? Does this philosophy of over engineered uselessness exist in other places?

    Hey look, two toilets in the restroom except one is turned off and won’t function. Guess the joke is on me. Really saving a pile of cash restricting the use of these things, good job people who think this is awesome.

    I’m not sure what I hate more; looking like a ‘door-k’ when choosing the wrong portal or the vagina I developed by accepting this ignorance as a normal part of life.

  5. rachelon 13 Dec 2010 at 12:48 pm

    well. if you subjected yourself to American Idol, you would see that this tactic actually comes in handy when watching the montage of singing rejects try to walk out of auditions with even a shred of dignity, only to be slapped once more with a door that won’t open. then collectively from the judges’ table “OTHER DOOR”. hilarious.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 13 Dec 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Rachel – That sounds like art, I need to start watching.

  7. saraon 13 Dec 2010 at 2:00 pm

    I just want to add that I hope the history books use that picture when writing about the Bush administration.

    The man couldn’t get out of a room how the hell was he going to get us out of a war?

  8. rachelon 13 Dec 2010 at 4:01 pm

    you’re welcome in advance.

  9. kenon 13 Dec 2010 at 4:05 pm

    I second Rachel’s comment. In the few instances I’ve been subjected to AI, I had a love/hate thing with the ‘other door’ segment. On one hand it’s funny, the other cruel. I wish they’d tell the contestants with a modicum of talent/dignity which door to use and not tell the show-offs/hacks/publicity seekers.

  10. calebon 13 Dec 2010 at 4:16 pm

    yeah, fake doors are bizarre. you may as well make a fake window.

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  12. You Just Made My List!on 13 Dec 2010 at 10:18 pm

    The Man – OK, didn’t I mention the last plug of yours was going to be just about enough? Cool your jets.

  13. Camon 14 Dec 2010 at 6:37 am

    Doesn’t this say it all?

  14. daleon 14 Dec 2010 at 5:38 pm

    still not funny

  15. You Just Made My List!on 14 Dec 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Dale – Me? I’m still not funny? What’s taking you so long to figure that out and why the fuck do you keep returning to a website you hate? Blogs are fucking lame, get it through your thick skull.

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  17. Tomon 13 May 2011 at 4:54 pm

    Right on!!

  18. Ahksehl83on 01 Jul 2013 at 1:14 pm

    Good luck making it out a window. Modern buildings just don’t have windows that open. I think the person who invented the hornet trap is now designing buildings.