Dec 24 2010

Merry Christmas from Creed!

Published by at 10:32 am under Jerks

scott stapp creed christmas card

What, you expect me to write on Christmas eve? I don’t get a day off to celebrate the day before the fake birthday of a guy who may, or may not, have actually existed?

Here, you want a post? I hate people who trample other people for Holiday sales at various shit-filled stores. Can you imagine taking your final breath on the floor of a Walmart while hundreds of fat-asses in sweatpants callously walk across your dying body so they can get a fucking Xbox for their shitty, meth-addicted, Juggalo children at a 20% discount?

Now I’m in a bad mood. Christmas is canceled!

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6 comments so far

6 comments to “Merry Christmas from Creed!”

  1. Rachelon 24 Dec 2010 at 11:24 am

    merry christmas anyway, you old so-in-so!
    <3 rach

  2. Jackieon 24 Dec 2010 at 11:43 am

    You need to start watching Community. In their stop-motion Christmas special, Abed goes on a quest to find the true meaning of Christmas. But wait, you have to watch the preceding season and a half to understand the characters. You’ll feel less crabby about Christmas after putting in all those hours.

    And am I the only one slightly disappointed by the Target rampage? (The most identifiable victim in the yellow slicker walked off to do his shopping the very second he was plucked from the doorway. He should have been hauled out of the fracas with at least one rib sticking out of the slicker.) No one even got truly trampled, and I saw no fistfights or hastily made stretchers from curtain rods and bedspreads. This is no way to riot at a big box.

  3. Mr. Kickerson 26 Dec 2010 at 1:47 am

    Uhh…why are you showing overfed cattle being sent through the gates to a slaughterhouse killing floor? Poor creatures. They feed and feed and feed without ever pondering their existence.

    I wish somebody would edit that with some wacky “America’s Funniest Home Videos” music/commentary.

  4. elgation 26 Dec 2010 at 9:20 am

    Listy, I think if a contemporary version of Dante’s inferno were written, you have just composed the opening paragraph for hell.
    B R A V O . . . [slow clap]

    “Can you imagine taking your final breath on the floor of a Walmart while hundreds of fat-asses in sweatpants callously walk across your dying body so they can get a fucking Xbox for their shitty, meth-addicted, Juggalo children at a 20% discount?”

  5. munchieson 29 Dec 2010 at 7:22 am

    Creed is the shittiest band ever.

    Scott Stapp is the worst person ever.

    That is all.

  6. Unnecessary REtardedon 09 May 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Look at his lil beak nose!