Dec 29 2010

Blah blah blah.

Published by at 8:33 am under Jerks

lazy rerto couple

Have you noticed lately that I have been neglecting my duties? Well, it’s only because I have eye cancer. Actually, that’s not true. I only said that so you would feel sorry for me and not be mad that I have been lazy. I don’t even know if eye cancer is a real thing. The truth is, I’m kind of taking a little holiday break from sharing my correct opinions. I might write a little this week but, if not, I will be back Monday to rip Baby New Year a new asshole!

I love you.

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8 comments to “Blah blah blah.”

  1. Lawrenceon 29 Dec 2010 at 10:58 am

    If I were you, I wouldn’t write shit. Just take the rest of the year off. That’s what I’m doing and I’m at work right now. Not doing a damn thing…

  2. Tommyon 29 Dec 2010 at 12:06 pm

    An old friend of mine had eye cancer….she was a model but the surgery ended her career. Thanks for reminding me dick.

  3. Lawrenceon 29 Dec 2010 at 4:08 pm

    @Tommy

    An old friend of mine had dick cancer…he was a porn actor, but the surgery ended his career. Thanks for reminding me twat.

  4. kiddaon 29 Dec 2010 at 6:30 pm

    I had twat cancer, happy holidays

  5. JayCeeon 29 Dec 2010 at 6:34 pm

    And this is why we love you.

    If/when you do decide to tell us how to think, we’ll need to remember to wear eye protection before signing on as all the words you’ve saved up will be so brilliantly enlightening, we will be blinded.

    Thanks for making me laugh every day.

    Happy New Year!!!

  6. saraon 30 Dec 2010 at 10:14 am

    wouldn’t it be great if someone with dick cancer and someone with twat cancer had sex, and found out that it cured cancer. Then cancer center everywhere would start rubbing patients together feverishly like they were trying to get static out of a baloon……I’m realy bored at work

  7. Lawrenceon 30 Dec 2010 at 11:01 am

    Or better yet, if people with cancer had to have cancerous dicks and twats rubbed on their cancer!

    You would NOT want any cancer in your mouth. Not that people want that anyway.

    I’m bored at work too…(Pours a glass of vodka)

  8. saraon 30 Dec 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I got so bored I cleaned out the lost and found and found two cans of Schaefer Beer in a lost cooler!
    SCORE!