Jan 07 2011

Shut up!

Published by at 8:38 am under Jerks

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I was on such a roll and yet here we are, with no post to get you through your miserable day. I really screwed the pooch.

Let’s see, what’s my excuse for not writing last night? Oh yeah, I was too tired from “bringing it” P90X style.

You want a quickie? Here you go. I hate people who always say “no, I’m just kidding” after every jokey comment they say. Really? I used to work with a girl who said this after EVERY joke, no matter how small. Were you kidding when you said you were “hungry enough to eat a horse?” Thanks for clearing that up because I was horrified that you would ever consider eating such a majestic animal. Not to mention, I was seriously doubting your ability to actually consume a 950 pound creature. Plus, where the hell are you even getting this lunch horse? Thank god it was all a joke Kelly.

Leave me alone.

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5 comments to “Shut up!”

  1. Yours Trulyon 07 Jan 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Wow, you suck.

  2. Yours Trulyon 07 Jan 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Wait, no, I’m just kidding!

  3. Piggdooron 07 Jan 2011 at 8:18 pm

    Well that was KIND OF a post.
    I woulda taken total credit for that.

  4. marinaon 08 Jan 2011 at 9:15 am

    i didn’t see any link for contacts on the site, i figured i should just leave a comment and hope the author of this blog reads it.

    you are awesome. i just came across your site and you are definitely in the running for my favorite blog, apart from hyperbole and a half.

    also, we are both from chicago. so thats awesome. congrats, you now have another loyal reader.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 08 Jan 2011 at 10:28 am

    Marina – Thanks. I’m so happy for you, bathing in my brilliance is truly a blessing unto you.