Jan 07 2011
I was on such a roll and yet here we are, with no post to get you through your miserable day. I really screwed the pooch.
Let’s see, what’s my excuse for not writing last night? Oh yeah, I was too tired from “bringing it” P90X style.
You want a quickie? Here you go. I hate people who always say “no, I’m just kidding” after every jokey comment they say. Really? I used to work with a girl who said this after EVERY joke, no matter how small. Were you kidding when you said you were “hungry enough to eat a horse?” Thanks for clearing that up because I was horrified that you would ever consider eating such a majestic animal. Not to mention, I was seriously doubting your ability to actually consume a 950 pound creature. Plus, where the hell are you even getting this lunch horse? Thank god it was all a joke Kelly.
Leave me alone.
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