Jan 19 2011

Work!

Published by at 8:14 am under Jerks

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I sure do fail you a lot lately. Sorry, I am pretty much working every day from 8am until 10 or 11pm. The life of a male prostitute for rich MILFs is not as easy as it sounded in the brochure. So shut up and stop hating me. That’s my job.

Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go back to daydreaming about Hawaii.

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4 comments to “Work!”

  1. bitter to the very endon 19 Jan 2011 at 1:52 pm

    Work? WORK?!?! Jesus Listy, what do you think this is? Your own personal playpen? Wait…it is. But ya know, some of us need this shit to survive. And here you are, just fucking with our fate like some satanic puppet master. You like it, don’t you? Oh I’m gonna bad mouth you all over town! Lie…I could never. Come back!! I need you!

  2. saraon 19 Jan 2011 at 2:55 pm

    Work just made my list as well. I just got passed up for a promotion for a job I already know how to do and the girl they gave it to is asking me all sorts of questions WELL SHE CAN SHOVE IT!!

    Every day I come in to work and scrawl the tiny words “shut up” on the inside of my wrist as a reminder that at least I have a job.

    Although I did enjoy those few months last year getting unemployment and watching America’s Funniest Home Videos with my buddy Jose (cuervo)

  3. Lawrenceon 19 Jan 2011 at 3:41 pm

    AFHV and Jose?! That sounds like the combination. I know how I’m spending my Saturday this weekend.

  4. PoodlesRuleon 22 Jan 2011 at 3:08 am

    I always suspected you were a high-priced jigalo. Carry on.