Feb 22 2011

Mama Gena and her “Womanly Arts” “Sister Goddess” horseshit!

Published by at 3:42 am under Crappy Music,Jerks

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Hey ladies, do you want a new car? Of course you do. You could work hard, save your money and buy yourself a new car but who has the energy for that bullshit? Why don’t you do it the Mama Gena way and get your husband to buy you a new car. All you have to do is whore it up a little and that new PT Cruiser will be sitting in your driveway before you can say “low self esteem!” Now, when I say act like a whore I’m not talking about simply getting a little kinky in the bedroom, I mean literally be a whore and trade sex for objects, because after all, isn’t that what a healthy relationship is all about. PREACH SISTER GODDESS!

Have you ever seen a mom, perhaps your own, drink a few too many glasses of white wine (with ice) and attempt to skateboard? It inevitably ends with her splayed out on the driveway with her skirt over her head, laughing maniacally while everyone else just stares and feels embarrassed on her behalf. Mama Gena’s pathetic antics are not even CLOSE to being that cool.

For the low low price of $4,750 (you know, that makes a decent down payment on a new car) Mama Gena will help you find your inner vapid bimbo. Oh, it’s worth it, just watch her describe the complex art of “sexy” hand holding in the clip below and you’ll see she really knows her stuff. It’s like watching a virgin describe how to give a blowjob. I should also mention that the virgin is your sister and she’s demonstrating on your dad’s finger.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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    30 comments to “Mama Gena and her “Womanly Arts” “Sister Goddess” horseshit!”

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    2. Rachelon 22 Feb 2011 at 10:16 am

      so… she’s single, right?

    3. saraon 22 Feb 2011 at 11:06 am

      I used sexual favors last night to ensure the snow was cleaned off my car for me this morning….aparently I’m suposed to get a whole new car?! Shit I’m going about this all wrong

      I’m pretty sure in that bottom left photo the person behind Mama Gena is hiding herself with her coat so as not to be photographed, would you blame her?

    4. mickeyon 22 Feb 2011 at 12:12 pm

      the ‘problem’ here is that there are consumers willing to patronize this brilliant ‘researcher’.

    5. You Just Made My List!on 22 Feb 2011 at 2:04 pm

      Rachel – There is NO CHANCE a man could ever put up with her. I’m guessing that even the sexy hand holding guy didn’t last long enough to actually sleep with her. That story was probably all made up anyway, like “I’m dating this hot model but she lives in Canada.”

    6. Andraon 22 Feb 2011 at 3:06 pm

      horrifying.

    7. pat I.on 22 Feb 2011 at 4:53 pm

      Oh for fuck’s sake. Is this harpy on TV? Goddamn my ears are bleeding.

      I don’t doubt that this is the she beast who has infuenced all those fucking mob rincess soccer moms who take up 6 tables at Starbucks like the last supper
      abd discuss what bastards their husbands are – the ones who work 80 hours aweek to keep them in Gucci sunglasses, manicures and spa treatments.

    8. JulieJulieJulieon 22 Feb 2011 at 5:35 pm

      Mama Gena, by her own admission, is divorced, when her husband had the good sense to dump her ass:

      http://www.mamagenas.com/good-stuff/article/153

      Was that furlike boa/pillow thing surrounding her when she was talking on the pink satin couch supposed to be like a vagina?

      And for the record, “Sister Goddess Julie” in that video – it’s NOT me. In case you were wondering. And women over 50 should not wear tank tops. It’s just gross.

    9. Arslan Amirkhanovon 23 Feb 2011 at 3:30 am

      This is the natural, logical result of men always complaining about how they want a “traditional” relationship like in the old days. I see this shit all the time because I live in Russia, where you get an endless stream of American/UK guys proclaiming that “Western women are spoiled bitches; feminism ruined everything!!!” Some of them are then shocked to find that Russian women are in fact far more demanding, especially of foreign men(though they usually puss out and put up with it).

      The fact is that the “traditional” relationship of the “good old days”(AKA those times we never lived in but heard great things about) was pretty much trading sexual favors for material gain. If the feminists want to change that, more power to them.

      And down with this manipulative shouting cow.

    10. Benon 23 Feb 2011 at 6:23 am

      I love how when she’s yakin’ on about her woman’s college shit it says “remember, with Mag-Rack you can fastforward over this stupid shit”. Well, I paraphrased a little but that’s main message.

    11. utter_scoundrelon 23 Feb 2011 at 12:11 pm

      Generally, people who proclaim themselves as “revolutionary” seldom are. Revolting comes to mind, though.

      Thanks for making me feel better about single, Listy.

    12. Jim Joneson 23 Feb 2011 at 9:29 pm

      What the fuck is this shit!?!?!?!?!

    13. LG Chickon 25 Feb 2011 at 6:08 pm

      Listy, I’m wondering how many people caught your reference to Napoleon Dymamite – the “hot model girlfriend that lives in Canada”. Priceless! And Julie, I, too, am wondering what the hell she was wearing on the couch with the tacky tank from Forever 21. Someone needs to clue her in that just because you are shopping at Forever 21, doesn’t mean that you’re looking that way. The British have a saying for broads like her – mutton dressed as lamb!
      I swear, anyone can get a show on TV these days – talent or intelligence is not a requirement. Take Snookie, for example……

    14. Robotnikon 26 Feb 2011 at 1:17 am

      PT Cruiser? Nah, from the looks of those pics the best she can hope to wrangle for is a ’96 Geo Prizm.

    15. LG Chickon 26 Feb 2011 at 6:04 pm

      If she puts a little extra hip action, she could score a Gremlin – watch out!!

    16. Jonathanon 01 Mar 2011 at 12:35 pm

      Where the fuck do you find this stuff?? I can’t believe this is a real thing.

      PS: Nipples in the top right picture!!

    17. LG Chickon 01 Mar 2011 at 2:25 pm

      Jonathan – lol! Too funny that you caught the nips! I am sure that she is most proud of that particular picture, hottie sex goddess wannabe that she is…

    18. You Just Made My List!on 01 Mar 2011 at 6:02 pm

      Of course she has erect nipples, yelling makes her horny.

    19. LG Chickon 01 Mar 2011 at 9:38 pm

      I’m surprised she has time to do her show, if she’s so busy “pleasuring herself”. I don’t need some freaky older woman who thinks she’s all that but isn’t giving me permission to go pleasure myself. Mickey is right. What’s freaky is that people are willing to buy into her crap. On the other hand, maybe she’s smarter than we think, if dopey chicks are buying it.

    20. Robynon 23 May 2011 at 5:57 am

      Mama Gena has found a way to market herself, what with the tacky, pink-porno inspired “studio” where she enlightens fellow “sisters”.

      She is providing a service to women who don’t feel sexy, I supposed. I am a mom of two children and if I throw my husband in, that would make three. What with my 6 bdrm., 4 bathroom house to clean, some days I don’t feel so sexy myself.

      Maybe I can borrow my 10 yr. old daughters dress up stuff; I know we bought a boa from the Disney Store, buy a tank top from Forever 21, slick some gloss on, slink up to him and tell him what a goddess I am. Wonder if he’ll buy it.

      Could work. ;)

    21. John Galton 28 Nov 2011 at 1:52 pm

      This is all funny and everything until you come to learn that the wife of a good friend spent $5K of his hard earned money on this feculant school of womanly farts….

    22. You Just Made My List!on 28 Nov 2011 at 2:10 pm

      John – I believe your friend is now entitled to 5K worth of fucking whoever he wants on the side. Your friend’s wife sucks.

    23. CeeCeeon 24 Jan 2013 at 11:53 am

      I am SO GLAD someone finally agrees that this is complete and total BS, and that Mama Gena is preying on women with no self esteem and teaching them how to be nothing more than a prostitute. Really would you listen to someone who gives relationship advice that can’t even maintain her own relationship? My brother lost his wife of 31 years thanks to this program, after the bitch took $5000 from him to go to the class. I cannot believe my former sister in law was dumb enough to fall for it, nor can I believe there are that many dumb women in this world who have to buy their happiness. Thanks for the exposure!

    24. You Just Made My List!on 24 Jan 2013 at 12:41 pm

      I’m awesome.

    25. Jocelynon 13 Mar 2013 at 8:34 pm

      I took the course and wrote a pretty balanced and objective review about it here http://www.thejauntywriter.com/2013/03/13/an-honest-review-of-mamagenas-mastery-program/
      Just wanted to give a balanced perspective.

    26. You Just Made My List!on 13 Mar 2013 at 9:44 pm

      Sorry Jocelyn, I find this charlatan to be nothing more than a pathetic excuse for a human who preys upon the very women she is supposed to be empowering. If you need to pay this kind of money and go to a special conference to gain some self confidence, you are probably past the point of being saved. Sorry, not trying to insult you personally, I don’t know anything about you, but this sort of shit sets women back not ahead.

    27. cindyon 09 Apr 2013 at 11:56 am

      most women suck and i don’t mean orally, because, when they get what they want, that shit’s over with. women are back-stabbing and jealous and mean…they are more like men every day! this bag is just taking dumb-ass women for a ride and they are paying for it! the best way to live your life is alone, not depending on anyone else for anything. that is how you attain self-esteem and get through all the bullshit. no, not gay. just sick of phony, lying, manipulative assholes and happy i made it through. fuck all you assholes who made me a happy, self-sufficient, single woman.

    28. beverlyon 03 Nov 2013 at 11:59 am

      So much hate for women coming from other women, its a little scary.Most women suck? Damn! No comment on Mama Gena, i can’t make an informed decision based on one short video clip.

    29. You Just Made My List!on 03 Nov 2013 at 4:51 pm

      Beverly – Seriously? If you can’t make an informed decision from the first 30 seconds of that video than you suck at making informed decisions. If you think this clown is helping the female cause than you know less about being a woman than I do.

    30. AL13-7075on 21 Jul 2014 at 8:17 pm

      There are so many comments that are right on point her. The School -Regina does nothing but brain wash women into believing she has all the answers. It has become a cult and she feeds on them being a victim so they will continue to fill her pockets with $$$$$. Her lover, bankrupt a country! That takes balls & Regina has a set of them. No men stay with her long…