Feb 28 2011

God, for leaving Corey Haim out of the Oscars death montage!

Published by at 8:55 am under Jerks

corey haim left our of oscars death montage 2001 acadamy awards

First, God purposefully kills Corey on my birthday, then last night he had the fucking balls to cut Haim out of the Academy Awards death montage! When God killed Corey last year, I thought he was sending a message to young Hollywood, but now that I see his latest stunt I can clearly see this is all designed to upset me!

Well guess what God, I think you are a real meanie for trying to ruin my Oscars party. You know I spent two solid hours popping popcorn! I know you saw it because the bible tells us in Levitra 2:13-17 “And so-eth it shall be known-eth that I, the supreme overload, shall keep tabs upon you and will monitor all things great and small, including but not limited to-eth, football games, The Country Music Awards, Childrens beauty pageants, etc. I even watch you while-est you are pooping.”

WTF, God? I will not take this ROFL!

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7 comments to “God, for leaving Corey Haim out of the Oscars death montage!”

  1. Rachelon 28 Feb 2011 at 11:59 am

    considering how bad the Oscars were.. he may have been doing Corey a favor.

  2. LG Chickon 28 Feb 2011 at 6:39 pm

    I know, right? Can we please never see James Franco in drag ever again? That scared the shit out of me. Not just that, but Franco seemed like he wanted to be somewhere else the whole night. At least Hathaway had some energy, and a lot of really cool outfits. I an’t wait for Fashion Police tonight. I wonder who Joan Rivers will rip apart. That’s always the fun part of the Oscars.

  3. Paul from Saint Paulon 28 Feb 2011 at 10:13 pm

    So you’ve got a birthday coming up in about a week. Unfortunately, you’ll also be marking a year since The Tragedy.

    I can’t believe Jane Russell missed the Oscar Death Roll by one fucking day.

  4. Ericaon 01 Mar 2011 at 1:41 am

    Don’t worry Listy, I am sure Charlie Sheen will get left out of next years memorial…so that should balance out the scales!

  5. LG Chickon 01 Mar 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Sorry to veer from the Oscar topic, but can we rant on Charlie Sheen? He’s been giving Oscar-worthy performances on TV lately. Better yet! CBS should hire him back – give him his own reality show – him and his porn “family”.

  6. Nikkion 01 Mar 2011 at 8:54 pm

    If God controls the Oscars, he certainly failed this year.

  7. Tommyon 02 Mar 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Best thing about the oscars….back to the future montage.