Sep 25 2008

People who care that Clay Aiken is gay!

Let me first say that I am not gay. I know that is a big surprise to many of you. I am not declaring this because I am afraid of being called gay, I only mention it because I don’t want some jackass saying “you’re only sticking up for the guy because you’re totally gay too.”

Here’s the deal, if you want to make fun of Clay Aiken because he looks like a thumb in a wig then I am right there with you. If you want to say his fans, the “Claymaniacs,” and the 15 cats they each own are possibly the saddest bunch of losers on the planet then yes, let’s take our shirts off and pour beer all over each other! OK, that sounded a little gay. BUT who gives a shit about his sexuality? If it makes you feel better that you cracked the case and “just knew” Clay Aiken was gay ever since the first time you saw him on American Idol then you may be more pathetic than the Claymaniacs. Guess what, everyone knew he was gay.* *not the Claymaniacs

I never really thought twice about this turd until I saw him interviewed on Good Morning America by Diane Sawyer. This woman acted like getting Clay Aiken to admit to being gay was going to prevent a terrorist attack. She was practically waterboarding the kid. Sawyer simply refused to drop it and finally a visibly frustrated Aiken said something like, “why do you care so much, it really is nobody’s business.” I was sitting there thinking to myself “FUCK, now I have to like Clay Aiken.” DAMN IT! He was absolutely right though, what business is it of hers or anyone else? He probably should have also asked her, “Why the hell are you even interviewing me, you know I’m Clay Aiken right?”

I fully support those who decide to come out of the closet but I also don’t think it’s anyone’s business if a person chooses not to. Who cares? There are more important things to care about like what possesses a women to get a fucking Rachael Ray Tattoo?

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7 comments to “People who care that Clay Aiken is gay!”

  1. Navisionon 25 Sep 2008 at 8:37 am

    you know what is gay?

    You watching Good Morning America interviews with Diane Sawyer, ESPECIALLY with Clay Aiken…

    Gay…

  2. You Just Made My List!on 25 Sep 2008 at 8:45 am

    Zing

  3. civilchickon 25 Sep 2008 at 2:17 pm

    What concerns me about Clay Aiken is his face…he is one facelift and bandana away from looking eerily similar to Bret Michaels

  4. You Just Made My List!on 25 Sep 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Civilchick, Yes, Clay has a disturbing look. He reminds me of the banjo kid from Deliverance. His eyes are too close together or something. Now, if Clay and Bret could only have a baby together – WOW!

  5. civilchickon 25 Sep 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Imagine the beautiful lips on that baby!

  6. Mr. Kickers Sr.on 25 Sep 2008 at 7:23 pm

    I preface this saying that I don’t care about anyone’s sex life but my own, but honestly, was there really ever any doubt? Hearing he WAS NOT gay – that would be a news story. I’m just bummed because my youth pastor says we can no longer listen to his CDs.

  7. nobodyzbiznezzon 08 Oct 2008 at 8:37 pm

    I could care less if he or anybody else is gay, as long as they dont mistaken me for the same. Worrying about shit like that for me is kind of like trying to figure out the formula behind The New kids on the block….
    I just dont give a fuck and dont wanna do it. So yes, I agree that its nobodys buisness, as I could simply care less.

    Look at it this way; maybe they could all get together and do a “DUET”- he he

    🙂