Mar 14 2011

Alexandra Wallace… cunt!

Published by at 5:33 pm under Jerks

There’s no part of this video that is funny or worth joking around about. If you think this cunt is a GIANT CUNT then turn it into something positive and text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation to help the earthquake & tsunami victims in Japan.

By the way, here’s what it was like to be in the middle of that little “tsunami thing.”


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80 comments to “Alexandra Wallace… cunt!”

  1. LG Chickon 17 Mar 2011 at 8:46 pm

    Dude! That was good! You rock! God, I love being entertained by you guys.

  2. Lilyon 17 Mar 2011 at 9:04 pm

    I wonder how many blowjobs she had to give before she got into UCLA?

  3. Jonathanon 18 Mar 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Just like the Wall Street scumbags who almost wrecked our economy, she probably won’t have to face any consequences whatsoever – and for the same reason: money! She has probably never faced consequences because Daddy and Mommy were A) too busy making money/lounging at the polo club, and B) emotionally closed-off assholes.

    I just can’t stand this generation of entitled, pampered nancies! I guess when you grow up on a diet of American Idol and Kardashians, you don’t learn that you have to EARN shit in this world.

    I saw a great quote about these idiots: They were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

  4. Mr. Kickerson 18 Mar 2011 at 3:41 pm

    What a moron, but I argue we actually need idiotic, unenlightened prejudiced/racist speech like this in a free society in order to spark intelligent, open discussions like the one we are having here (some of us at least). I am not advocating or supporting anything she has said, but I will defend her misguided right to say, record, and post anything she wants to say. Ultimately, a/the Majority will decide if what she said is inappropriate (I think we’ve decided) and hopefully she will suffer some negative consequences from it (not death, or tongue removal). Bottom line, I hope she learns something from her rant – mainly, if you are going to air an opinion about something you should be able to back your points/claims with logical and intelligent talking points. If you cannot do that, you become just another babbling idiot that doesn’t deserve any attention…Oops, I started talking about Charlie Sheen.

    I am more concerned/troubled about how she got into UCLA in the first place. She talks like a 13 year-old girl. If I was the university, I’d refund her tuition and ask her to be off campus by sundown.

  5. LG Chickon 18 Mar 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Tongue removal is an interesting idea…
    A lobotomy can’t be done – there needs to be something there in the first place to take out.
    She could become one of Charlie Sheen’s porn family.
    Is there any info out regarding what action the school has taken?

  6. moneybagson 19 Mar 2011 at 6:47 am

    I have read most of the comments below this girl’s video and truly cannot believe how many idiots there are in this country. This was simply a girl ranting that Asians are always on the phone in the library. It’s insensitive and discriminating but not the worst thing I’ve ever heard. Not even the worst thing I heard this week, this day, or this hour. Have you seen some of the “jokes” Gilbert Gottfried made. Either way to actually be offended by this AMAZES me. Yeah she threw in an insensitive comment about the fact that they may be calling to make sure their family members are OK after the “little” Tsunami thing but c’mon folks. I’m not saying this chick is the sharpest knife in the drawer, but some of things you are saying about her personally are worse than anything she said. If someone intelligent and meaningful said these things then we may have a story.

  7. You Just Made My List!on 19 Mar 2011 at 8:52 am

    Sorry moneybags, you’re just wrong on this. Perhaps you are not grasping the severity of this disaster and how it will affect, not only the Japanese who are obviously suffering the most, but the rest of the world for years to come. Watch that second video of the tsunami ripping through that town and try to imagine it was your street. Or, simply watch ANY of the news covering the Japanese tragedy, then tell me her comments are just an innocent rant. How would Americans have felt if she was complaining about New Yorkers trying to reach family members just a day or two after 9/11?

    Like I said, I am actually more insulted and offended by how fucking dumb and spoiled this girl is. The racism is offensive too, but unfortunately, that just seems to be a part of society the refuses to go away, so sadly I have become used to it. She represents a very serious problem in this country… she’s selfish, uncaring, unintelligent, entitled, arrogant, simple-minded, vapid, unreasonable, egoistical and worst of all, she is unable to REALLY take responsibility and understand the situation.

    If you think this is simply a girl innocently ranting about Asians being on the phone then you really need to evaluate how many of Alexandra’s traits you might share.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 19 Mar 2011 at 9:00 am

    Also, I agree with Kickers. Actually, I agree with most of you. I mostly agree with me.

  9. LG Chickon 19 Mar 2011 at 2:16 pm

    So, Moneybags, you know that Aflac Insurance has fired Gottfreid as the voice of the duck, right? Yes, his “jokes” were bad, and he suffered the consequences.
    I like being right, also, Listy.

  10. LG Chickon 19 Mar 2011 at 2:24 pm

    Ok, I just read online that UCLA is not disciplining her, but she has withdrawn from school “because of death threats and because she has been ‘ostracized’ from the entire community”.
    Justice has been served.

  11. Lawrenceon 19 Mar 2011 at 2:59 pm


    Idiots, eh? How ironic. Only an idiot would believe that her innocent rant was an isolated slip of judgment on her part.

    Odds are this incident was really a reflection of her entire personality and probably just one of many fucked up things she says and does in life.

    Also, people are more pissed at what she represents, than her.

  12. Anthonyon 19 Mar 2011 at 8:01 pm

    How awful she is. She has been turned into this great animation.

  13. Nikkion 21 Mar 2011 at 6:22 pm

    She’s a stupid spoiled bitch in California. She’ll get what’s coming to her. But that girl in the video about how this was a sign from God is more concerning to me. She seems like the kind of nutjob who would kill her entire family if her pastor told her to. I believe in God but I am not an uptight asshole about it. Nor do I let it control my life. She is the type that give Christians a bad name.

  14. Jonathanon 22 Mar 2011 at 12:39 pm

    It turns out that the “God shook Japan” girl did it as a joke to mock nutso Christians:

    A joke? You see, a joke means that there’s something funny involved. There was absolutely NOTHING funny about her joke. Leave the joke-telling to the professionals, like Andrew “Dice” Clay and Carrot Top.

  15. LG Chickon 22 Mar 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Way to make yourself look like an idiot, “Pamela”! She says she was just a troll? Well, I ‘d completely agree with that – she is A TROLL! People who make fun of serious tragedies are insensitive fools.

  16. Lawrenceon 23 Mar 2011 at 11:26 am

    What a tool. These people have no idea the gravity of the situation. I hope she gets extra syphilis in the face.

  17. LG Chickon 23 Mar 2011 at 4:28 pm

    If only we could rule the world………

  18. Caton 24 Mar 2011 at 2:23 pm

    My favorite thing about this whole shitstorm is that she’s calling s “don’t interrupt my study” foul. Apparently Youtube never learned any manners, either. It musta up an done-did smacked her in the webcam while she was on the brink of an studygasm.

  19. LG Chickon 27 Mar 2011 at 6:33 pm

    Listen, Listy (like that?)
    You’ve been off now for two weeks. In the past, you have always announced that you were having some sort of issue or on vacation (fucker!) or whatever it was that was keeping you from posting. This little hiatis has given me the chance to read your blog from day one, and let me tell you, it has been extremely entertaining! Do you know how many times you have been proposed to, propositioned, I could go on. Joe constantly wants to rape and murder you. Rachel, Xina, Sara, Juliex3, and others have professed their need to love and marry you, and you, dear Listy, have returned their affections. I love your love/hate relationship with Jeff. You have moved several times. You’ve been robbed. It seems that you have been married and divorced. I’m not 100% sure on that, but you have referred to your girlfriend, then your wife, then back to your girlfriend. I have discovered that 2 of your Listerines live in my same town. I am full of useless information and trivia, wait – that may be the same thing. But what I am trying to say here is that I miss you like crazy. If you don’t come back soon I may have to get together with the other 2 Listerines and form a support group. To quote a famous writer (you), Get Your Head Back In The Game!
    I love you with all my heart.

  20. You Just Made My List!on 27 Mar 2011 at 11:50 pm

    Thanks LG. I’ve just been trying to figure out if I still have the time and desire to continue ranting. I think I do. The world needs my important and correct opinions.

  21. Wang Dongon 27 May 2011 at 5:55 am

    Ching chong ching ching. Good ruck.

  22. Royon 17 Jun 2011 at 2:02 am

    First off, let me congratulate you for having a truly ass – kicking marvel of a blog. You truly made my day and I’m sorry, that it took me this long to come across this.

    Ok, now to the post itself. As an Asian, I find her ignorance partly funny and the other part of of me wants to flay her alive. (apparently, my ancestors were pirates..)

    Yet, it also saddens me somewhat when I see such open hatred against others. I was reading about this article on other sites and in the response column, I found a multitude of replies that say something to the effect of …”yeah well, we’re all thinking it..she’s got the cojones to say it.” I didn’t realize this generation hated Asians that much. Which is why I’m happy to stay in my own country. Hey, it might be a third world but at least it’s my third world.

  23. You Just Made My List!on 17 Jun 2011 at 9:23 am

    Roy – Let me congratulate you for having great taste in blogs. I wouldn’t worry too much about the racist chatter that can be found all over the internet. For some reason, it seems that the idiots out there tend to be the most vocal.

  24. Kirilon 26 Aug 2012 at 11:11 am

    Nothing wrong with her rant. Racism is overrated and I find it funny how people like to throw-in the term left and right. So stupid. Give it a break:)

  25. You Just Made My List!on 27 Aug 2012 at 3:11 am

    Please have your sex organs removed.

  26. Jonon 27 Nov 2012 at 5:42 am

    You blamed Josh Homme for being homophobic and then in here, you call this girl a “cunt”, which is, in this case, a chauvinistic and a misogynic word.

  27. You Just Made My List!on 27 Nov 2012 at 9:06 am

    And now I’m calling you an idiot. You really can’t see the difference? You really want to defend this cunt? Idiot.

  28. Jonon 27 Nov 2012 at 10:41 am

    Of course I can see the difference. (A clever person would understand that). And my point was not to defend her. (A clever person would understand that as well.)

    My point was to show you how you, after all, are just like those who you criticize. And once again, I don’t mean that you are a racist or a homophobic, but you are something almost as repulsive.

    You blamed Homme being homophobic. Then you showed us how his situation should have been handled: you showed us Henry Rollins beating up a fan. And yes, they are a bit different things, but the Rollins video tells a lot about you. Even if it was a “joke” from you.

    You said that Homme acted like a 3rd grader. That’s true. But once again, you do exactly the same. The way you argue is this: “Fuck shit cunt. You’re an idiot. Fucker. Don’t you get it you fuck. Cunt. Jackass”.

    And once again, I make it clear to you: I’m not defending Homme either.

    You must be a very clever person. And let me guess, your answer to me is: “You’re an idiot. You fucking shit head. You just don’t get it. Idiot”.

  29. You Just Made My List!on 27 Nov 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Jon – I called Josh Homme a homophobe because he is. I called this cunt a cunt because she is. It’s a word I save for those who truly deserve it and if there was ever a cunty person it is this cunt. If you find me “repulsive” for speaking out against homophobes and racist morons then maybe you need to work out your own issues. If you find my choice of words and/or writing style to be unpleasant then I would suggest swimming elsewhere in the giant toilet that is the internet. This is my website where I share my opinions in exactly the tone I choose. If you are unable to tell when I’m being serious or when my tongue is firmly planted in cheek, then maybe that’s my fault, but I don’t really care to be perfectly honest.

    What exactly does the Henry Rollins clip say about me Jon? I’ll tell you what it says, it says that I hate phonies. I despise people like Josh Homme who carefully manicure their dirty tough-guy rocker image only to crumble and wilt at the slightest intrusion by the very thing they are pretending to embody. There is nothing phony about that Black Flag clip and whether or not you give a shit about punk rock, or even rock and roll for that matter, that clip is the real deal. I’m assuming you are trying to paint me as some asshole dude who loves fighting and violence but I think my point with that clip is very clear. God, why did I even waste my time explaining it to you?!?

    There is no inconsistency with my opinion of Josh Homme and my use of the word cunt when describing Alexandra Wallace. There is no correlation whatsoever.

    You’re an idiot. You fucking shit head. You just don’t get it. Idiot

  30. Jonon 27 Nov 2012 at 2:32 pm