Apr 15 2011

The chronicles of hypocrisy!

Published by at 4:00 pm under I Don't Get It,Jerks

Charlene DeLoach charlenechronicles.com

I have been debating whether or not I want to give any more airtime to this woman and ultimately I decided FUCK YEAH, I want to talk more about my new friend, Charlene DeLoach over at charlenechronicles.com. Why bother, right? She has an insignificant blog that floats in a virtual toilet filled with literally millions of predictable, vapid, self-centered “mommy blogs.” Why waste my time? Because Charlene epitomizes something I deeply despise… hypocrisy.

Let’s get something straight… Charlene the big scary attorney, came to MY website and accused ME of stealing from her. She also used that opportunity to make a thinly-veiled threat that I might somehow be sued for embedding her fascinating video about FUCKING DEODORANT!

So, let’s give old Mrs. DeLoach the benefit of the doubt and once again explain section 6C of YouTube’s terms of service…

For clarity, you retain all of your ownership rights in your Content. However, by submitting Content to YouTube, you hereby grant YouTube a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, sublicenseable and transferable license to use, reproduce, distribute, prepare derivative works of, display, and perform the Content in connection with the Service and YouTube’s (and its successors’ and affiliates’) business, including without limitation for promoting and redistributing part or all of the Service (and derivative works thereof) in any media formats and through any media channels. You also hereby grant each user of the Service a non-exclusive license to access your Content through the Service, and to use, reproduce, distribute, display and perform such Content as permitted through the functionality of the Service and under these Terms of Service. The above licenses granted by you in video Content you submit to the Service terminate within a commercially reasonable time after you remove or delete your videos from the Service. You understand and agree, however, that YouTube may retain, but not display, distribute, or perform, server copies of your videos that have been removed or deleted. The above licenses granted by you in user comments you submit are perpetual and irrevocable.

Great, that clears everything up! Obviously when presented with this fact Charlene, the accomplished attorney and “social media expert” will post a retraction and an apology for accusing me of copyright infringement. She goes back to blogging about how confusing daylight savings is and I go back to barely trying and still being the world’s greatest blogger. WRONG! Instead, this hypocrite turns her hypocrisy machine that spews hypocrisy turds all over the fucking room up to 11. She even went as far as contacting Degree (can you believe this all started over deodorant?) via a tweet seeking their assistance in a “legal matter” she was “dealing with.” All high-powered attorneys know the best way to contact a major corporation is a tweet.

Clearly now in survival mode, Charlene began controlling the flow of information that contradicted her obviously incorrect accusation of stolen content. She began removing any comment from her blog, no matter how non-confrontational, that pointed out the errors in her claim of theft. Charlene has even gone as far as blocking the I.P. address of any visitor who disagrees with her. She conveniently left up the comment that oddly states “It doesn’t matter what the YouTube rules are.” Really? Do all you mommies teach your children that rules do not apply to them? Do you teach your kids to hide from the truth and disguise the facts? Fucking white people! Wait, I’m white.

So, for those of you keeping score, we have 1) an attorney who believes laws somehow don’t apply to her… 2) a blogging and social media expert who doesn’t understand the basic rules of one of the largest websites on the internet… 3) a social media expert / attorney who thinks tweeting is the appropriate way to contact a company about a legal matter and who thinks this major corporation gives a shit about any of this… 4) a social media expert who believes censorship is the appropriate way to handle ideas that conflict with her own… and 5) a mommy expert who thinks any and all of the above is OK.

Charlene DeLoach sounds like the perfect person to speak at your next blogging conference! Perhaps a panel discussion called “How to Do Everything Wrong.”

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70 comments so far

70 comments to “The chronicles of hypocrisy!”

  1. chrison 19 Apr 2011 at 2:48 pm

    This is the greatest blog ever to grace the internet. Ever. I forget when I first stumbled upon “THE list” but I have followed it ever since, I have gone back through the archives to the beginning, and I have laughed my ass off and agreed with you on literally every single topic. And I’ve even been to a goddamn Insane Clown Posse concert! Lol.


    Quality stuff, my friend.

  2. SanFranon 19 Apr 2011 at 4:59 pm

    She spelled Massachusetts as “Massachussets” on yesterday’s post… If she has worked for the Commonwealth for as long as claimed, this should no longer be a challenge.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 19 Apr 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Massatwoshits. Hey, that’s what she should have called the amazing toilet paper contest!

  4. You Just Made My List!on 19 Apr 2011 at 9:17 pm

    Chris – Thank you for acknowledging my awesomeness.

  5. Nikkion 19 Apr 2011 at 9:36 pm

    She banned me, and until now I haven’t even said anything on the matter. What is she so scared of? A real immature way to go about this, too. Instead of either A) defending herself (as lawyers do) or B) just apologizing for falsely accusing you of stealing from her, she’d rather spend her time banning the IP address of every visitor of your site so we can’t call BS on her claims?
    The thing is that she knows she looks like an idiot. She just doesn’t want to face it.

  6. Mackwizon 20 Apr 2011 at 12:29 pm

    I know people like her. Bland as fuck, prentending to live in this cookie-cutter fairy tale world where the biggest problem is what toilet paper to use.

    I threw up a little reading this post:


    It’s almost like she walked right out of a dishwashing soap commerical and started blogging.

    Compare that to this observation of New York City:


    Hail Listy

  7. PoodlesRuleon 20 Apr 2011 at 6:53 pm


    1) I read your second link. Suggest move to Wyoming or rural Montana. And before you go, adopt 1-4 poodles from Poodle Rescue organization of your home state (NY or wherever you are).

    2) You would love John Berger’s book “Ways of Seeing,” if you haven’t already read it or are, in fact, him. It was one of the 8-10 books I was forced to read in college that actually made an impression on me – dare I say this? It changed my life/viewpoint/perspective forever.

  8. Mackwizon 21 Apr 2011 at 8:21 am

    It’s not my page in the link, it’s a guy who calls himself negativepositive who has a pretty unique and trippy site. I recommend you check out his list of things that need to be destroyed. Anyways, I will check out that book you mentioned.

  9. Claireon 26 Apr 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Those crossed eyes drive me insane.


  10. Ellenon 05 May 2011 at 9:43 pm

    Dear Listy,

    I just spent the last four hours browsing your site (because I have no life I guess and your posts are so damn amazing?!) after finding it randomly on the internet when I was searching bitch blogs, or something to that effect.

    Dude, I’m all atwitter, this site is pure gold. I have a suggestion for you, and I’m sure you get about thousand of them a day day, but once I finished reading about this old dried up cunt Charlene DeLoach who clearly hasn’t been laid since the Clinton era, it reminded me of something else I can’t stand: people who don’t think their shit stinks. And lemme tell you, they’re a dime a dozen, especially in good ol’ America. A few I hate in particular include the band, The Strokes (saw them coked out at a pub in Melbourne – such ass faces!), Peaches Gildorf in addition to those other overly privileged assholes who simply lucked out and became wealthy the moment they popped out of a vagina, annnnnd… gots to pick a good one here, oh yes, KANYE WEST. Bitch don’ get me stahted on that fuc face strage crasher.

    Your new and forever-devoted fan Ellen

  11. Nikkion 07 Jan 2012 at 1:05 am

    I tried to watch that Social Toast video on her Social Toast website, but the video that she put on there is disabled because she has since turned embedding off.

    I find that funny for two reasons – that she turned embedding off because of you, and because she thought she could post it on her own website…having embedding turned off.

  12. GG Allinon 17 Mar 2012 at 6:46 pm

    I know what charlene needs – a jolly visit to the boys at facilabuse.com. Or maybe Ghetto Gaggers. Either way, she needs to read the laws before commenting on them.

  13. Kellieon 09 May 2013 at 6:05 pm

    Sounds like a snobby woman “Charlene”. I saw her blog. It looks bland and boring. She says she’s a lawyer but she doesn’t follow the Youtube laws? I think she’s lying to make people scared of her. Either way she shouldn’t be a parent.

  14. Briar Aleon 11 May 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Speaking of putting somebody else’s thing on your own blog post, Listy can I ask you a favor? About the picture on your hate post about American Girl Dolls, can I borrow the picture? It is fitting for my own hate post on American Girl Dolls. Believe me, I share your feelings on those dolls.

  15. You Just Made My List!on 11 May 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Yep, just give me a link back if you can.

  16. Anomymouseon 10 Aug 2013 at 6:24 pm

    Degree’s motto is when the “degree” of stress or excitement rises, then the magic spode in Degree is released preventing BO.
    Anybody getting worked up in laughter, stress, anger, or horny, if using this armpit caulk, did it work? Was that acrid BO prevented? Would you recommend it for MidEast taxi cab drivers?
    I tried it once and it caused a wicked red itchy rash. Too much perfume and whatever else, I’ll NEVER use it again.
    (sing along) “…Charlene dun’t like it, rockin the casbah…”

    So glad I clicked on this…I originally was looking to see if Rick Bayliss daughter Lani (now married) had made a “life change” for how different she looked on the last show. Her hair is cut short, she has different glasses & looks much older but not more attractive.

    Lani talking about her dad being “hot” (I watched that show) made me wonder where mommy was. Mommy should be on the show a lot more!! Waiting for the outtakes reel to hear him say, …yeah Lani, once after a Mexico trip I was feeling a deep rut, your mom happened to walk in the kitchen, naked and hotter than a habanero, and well just right before dinner, here on this cutting board…you were conceived…

  17. You Just Made My List!on 10 Aug 2013 at 7:15 pm

    I just threw up in my mouth. Then I opened my mouth and threw up in my pants.

  18. thealefamily25on 29 Nov 2013 at 11:52 am

    Listy, every time that I read one of your posts I am like “OMG it’s like you are inside my head”. So I have a long story to share, involving somebody that you seem to be debating with on your posts “American Girl Dolls” and “Mommy Bloggers”. It sure is long, so grab your finest beer and popcorn (because they go together so fine).
    So I have been to Amy’s blog before, that is before the FBI banned me from it. She has like the perfect life in Raleigh, with three daughters who don’t fight, where her only problem is a lice infestation! I live a horrible and dysfunctional life in New Orleans with my daughter and son who hate each other. Actually, I hear them screaming at each other right now!! Not like it comes as a surprise to me.My husband is eating fried liver on the kitchen of our rundown one story home.I got so jealous that I created a WordPress blog that impersonated her and exploits her girls. She found it and posted about the plagiarism to Facebook and Pinterest AND, like Charlene, she blogged about me. And on FB she had millions of people getting furious at me. I IMMEDIATELY DID WROTE DOWN (which is strange for me because I hate writing) the responses AND she and others filed abuse and copyright claims to WordPress and WP shut my imposter blog down Now I have the FBI watching my every move on the computer and I’ve been banned from her blog, blog’s Facebook page, and everything associated with her blog. She contacted her lawyers, police, and FBI.

  19. NotaHipsteron 10 Jul 2014 at 5:43 pm

    I know this post in ancient, but having had to deal with this bitch, her lies, her hypocrisy, and her mail-order lawyering skills, I just had to tell you: You Just Made MY list: of the BEST thing I’ve read in a long long while.

  20. You Just Made My List!on 10 Jul 2014 at 6:19 pm

    HotaHipster – She’s the worst. I wish we could sit down over a few beers and discuss in great detail all the ways she sucks.