Apr 15 2011

The chronicles of hypocrisy!

Published by at 4:00 pm under I Don't Get It,Jerks

Charlene DeLoach charlenechronicles.com

I have been debating whether or not I want to give any more airtime to this woman and ultimately I decided FUCK YEAH, I want to talk more about my new friend, Charlene DeLoach over at charlenechronicles.com. Why bother, right? She has an insignificant blog that floats in a virtual toilet filled with literally millions of predictable, vapid, self-centered “mommy blogs.” Why waste my time? Because Charlene epitomizes something I deeply despise… hypocrisy.

Let’s get something straight… Charlene the big scary attorney, came to MY website and accused ME of stealing from her. She also used that opportunity to make a thinly-veiled threat that I might somehow be sued for embedding her fascinating video about FUCKING DEODORANT!

So, let’s give old Mrs. DeLoach the benefit of the doubt and once again explain section 6C of YouTube’s terms of service…

For clarity, you retain all of your ownership rights in your Content. However, by submitting Content to YouTube, you hereby grant YouTube a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, sublicenseable and transferable license to use, reproduce, distribute, prepare derivative works of, display, and perform the Content in connection with the Service and YouTube’s (and its successors’ and affiliates’) business, including without limitation for promoting and redistributing part or all of the Service (and derivative works thereof) in any media formats and through any media channels. You also hereby grant each user of the Service a non-exclusive license to access your Content through the Service, and to use, reproduce, distribute, display and perform such Content as permitted through the functionality of the Service and under these Terms of Service. The above licenses granted by you in video Content you submit to the Service terminate within a commercially reasonable time after you remove or delete your videos from the Service. You understand and agree, however, that YouTube may retain, but not display, distribute, or perform, server copies of your videos that have been removed or deleted. The above licenses granted by you in user comments you submit are perpetual and irrevocable.

Great, that clears everything up! Obviously when presented with this fact Charlene, the accomplished attorney and “social media expert” will post a retraction and an apology for accusing me of copyright infringement. She goes back to blogging about how confusing daylight savings is and I go back to barely trying and still being the world’s greatest blogger. WRONG! Instead, this hypocrite turns her hypocrisy machine that spews hypocrisy turds all over the fucking room up to 11. She even went as far as contacting Degree (can you believe this all started over deodorant?) via a tweet seeking their assistance in a “legal matter” she was “dealing with.” All high-powered attorneys know the best way to contact a major corporation is a tweet.

Clearly now in survival mode, Charlene began controlling the flow of information that contradicted her obviously incorrect accusation of stolen content. She began removing any comment from her blog, no matter how non-confrontational, that pointed out the errors in her claim of theft. Charlene has even gone as far as blocking the I.P. address of any visitor who disagrees with her. She conveniently left up the comment that oddly states “It doesn’t matter what the YouTube rules are.” Really? Do all you mommies teach your children that rules do not apply to them? Do you teach your kids to hide from the truth and disguise the facts? Fucking white people! Wait, I’m white.

So, for those of you keeping score, we have 1) an attorney who believes laws somehow don’t apply to her… 2) a blogging and social media expert who doesn’t understand the basic rules of one of the largest websites on the internet… 3) a social media expert / attorney who thinks tweeting is the appropriate way to contact a company about a legal matter and who thinks this major corporation gives a shit about any of this… 4) a social media expert who believes censorship is the appropriate way to handle ideas that conflict with her own… and 5) a mommy expert who thinks any and all of the above is OK.

Charlene DeLoach sounds like the perfect person to speak at your next blogging conference! Perhaps a panel discussion called “How to Do Everything Wrong.”

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70 comments so far

70 comments to “The chronicles of hypocrisy!”

  1. calebon 15 Apr 2011 at 4:37 pm

    in her defense, the yogurt dessert does look pretty tasty. however, tasty fruit and yogurt confections doth not a classy lady make.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2011 at 4:42 pm

    You are right, forgive me if I gave the impression I was even a little angry at the yogurt.

  3. holsteron 15 Apr 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Her blog title states she is “never at a loss for words.”

    I think this is one incident in which she now wishes she was at a loss for words LOL!

    She hates going “all legal!”

    That was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time…

  4. LG Chickon 15 Apr 2011 at 5:01 pm

    Oh My God! Let the rain of fire begin! Listy, once again, you rule the web. What I can’t figure out, for the life of me, is why she was so fucking upset in the first place? Isn’t the point of blogging that you have something to say, and you want people to listen? Isn’t that the point of YouTube – to get your point of view/song/rant/whatever seen by people? Did you not do her a favor, in a way, by promoting her in her YouTube clip? The hypocracy of that alone, is ridiculous. Not that anyone who reads this blog gives a hooty patooty about her blog, but sheesh. She might have garnered a follower or two by way of your kindness. (not really, but it sounded nice!)
    You scared me for a second, Listy. When I first logged onto your site, and saw that “Denied”, I thought I was blocked from your site, and almost had a heart attack. Don’t scare me like that, dude!

  5. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2011 at 5:06 pm

    LG – Precisely. You would think a social media expert would understand the most basic elements of social media.

  6. Diss Contenton 15 Apr 2011 at 5:17 pm

    That’s exactly why I have a love/hate relationship with duplicity.

    First she actually appears to have missed the memo about the bottomless esteem in which most lawyers are viewed today. Secondly she managed to avoid the social feedback that would have told her with ‘Clockwork Orange’ precision to STFU every time there was the desire to brag about her shiny new law license.

    In the finest spirit of Dr. Joseph Goebbels comments are deleted und zee IPs are recorded and verboten from die Mutterbloggerland. That should serve as the Final Solution to copyright infringement.

    I have in all fairness, obtained a greater appreciation for just exactly why she is an expert at controlling, if not containing, the most acrid and putrid body odors ever produced.

    It’s just a shame that those who hold such contempt for the First Amendment are always allergic to their ‘Right to Remain Silent’.

    In any event, I’m taking the Fifth….. Jack Daniel’s that is.

  7. LG Chickon 15 Apr 2011 at 5:18 pm

    You know what else is really funny? If she had taken the time to even look at a few of your posts, she might have been able to anticipate the can of whoop-ass she would be in for if she took the wrong tone with you..which she ended up doing anyway. And now, she has provided endless amusement for us.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2011 at 5:31 pm

    Unfortunately for Charlene, I’m a bit of a search engine optimization expert.

    Diss – “It’s just a shame that those who hold such contempt for the First Amendment are always allergic to their ‘Right to Remain Silent’.” Wow, that sounded like actual intelligence. Are you sure you want to waste it on my site?

    LG – Had she even an OUNCE of humor in her veins she would have rolled with it or ignored it. Back when I posted about some kid movie reviewers, the owner of the site wrote a simple comment defending their site. They were smart to play it cool. Clearly, like much of this site, that post was not meant to be taken too seriously. http://www.youjustmademylist.com/?p=2386
    Charlene obviously has a lot to learn about being social. I can’t fathom being so uptight about a DEODORANT video.

  9. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2011 at 5:35 pm

    And another thing… I am currently involved in an ACTUAL copyright infringement case against a major corporation who really DID steal something from me and mass-produce it. I’m talking big time stealing here and somehow I have managed to stay clam about it and let the lawyers sort it out.

  10. LG Chickon 15 Apr 2011 at 5:41 pm

    You’ve stayed calm and cool because obviously you’re letting those motion sensors in your deodorant activate!
    Sorry, I just couldn’t hold it back…. :)

  11. NerdyNerdensteinon 15 Apr 2011 at 5:58 pm

    I’m really glad this happened because it is highly entertaining. Thanks for “stealing” her stuff, Listy.

    Oh, and as a mommy to a toddler, you would think that I would enjoy her blog more than yours. You did drive me to her site but it was such bland vanilla pudding that I couldn’t bring myself to do more than skim the first page. Bland vanilla pudding with chunks of desperate mixed in. Her three readers (her husband, her mom and her toy poodle) must getting carpal tunnel from clicking on all of those ads and shameless plugs she posts.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Well Nerd, you are in luck, because the only bright spot in all of this is that I am feeling the urge to write more often. May the world bask in my brilliance once again, so sayeth ME!

  13. LG Chickon 15 Apr 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Lawr/Caleb –
    Do you think Listy will find out that we paid Charlene to do this shit?

  14. Erbnon 15 Apr 2011 at 6:43 pm

    This Charlene gal bears a striking resemblance to Parker Posey’s character Meg Swan from Best in Show, both in appearance and bat-shit craziness.

    I’m gonna leave a comment asking if she ever found her Busy Bee.

  15. Lawrenceon 15 Apr 2011 at 6:51 pm

    You guys got blocked, eh? You are sooooo missing out. She’s now bribing people to comment with shit paper.

    “Rules: (Gotta have them)

    Leave a comment about this post; US entrants welcome. Include your name and email in the appropriate fields so I can contact you if you win.* (Including just first name or first name + last initial is OK!). Anonymous or SPAM-like comments will be discarded. Entry period closes at 11:59PM EST, Wednesday, April 20, 2011.

    + + + + +

    *One lucky winner (drawn randomly via Random.org) will receive the pack of Scott Natural Bath Tissue, Paper Towel, Flushable Moist Wipes and Napkins. The winner will be notified directly via e-mail, then listed back at this post using first name only.”

  16. Lawrenceon 15 Apr 2011 at 6:52 pm

    Wait a minute. A random drawing from less than 3 people? WTF?!

  17. LG Chickon 15 Apr 2011 at 6:54 pm

    Shit, Lawr! I can’t enter – I’m blocked. Damn. I probably won’t sleep tonight..

  18. Paul from Saint Paulon 15 Apr 2011 at 7:03 pm

    I’m ready for a total mind-fuck, where Listy turns out TO BE Charlene: faked sad wedding, invented toy poodles, make-believe mischievous toddler, yogurt-as-dessert hoax, and back-and-forth legal banter driving up traffic in all directions. I think he spent all winter on this maze of identities. Next week a hooker that looks exactly like the Charlene we’ve all come to hate in the video will turn up dead in a cheap Chicago motel room. And – twist! – the long-absent Joe will begin posting again.

  19. Jackieon 15 Apr 2011 at 7:26 pm

    Check out how Charlene stores her TJ Maxx gift cards! I want a look inside the whole purse.


    Is anyone else jerking off to this?

  20. Diss Contenton 15 Apr 2011 at 7:28 pm

    Paul from Saint Paul is right, how could we all be so blind?

    I actually found it hard to believe such a vapid, shallow and androgynous person like Charlene could actually exist, let alone find a ‘willing’ partner to produce progeny. Good old suspension of disbelief was at ‘Charlene’s’ (or should I say, Mama T’s?) side shielding him from discovery.

    Copyright violation played the perfect ruse as Charlene would have no knowledge if Listy was from Cuba, North Korea or Burkina Faso which couldn’t care less about such a milquetoast law. Charlene was the perfect foil for yet another of Listy’s psycho-sexual mind humps with other vague overtones.

    Thanks Paul from Saint Paul, the air is much clearer without that heavy dense cloud of Satan’s flatulence called ‘Charlene’ filling the blog.

  21. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2011 at 7:38 pm

    Jackie – YES! Oh my god, that’s rich! Who gets gift cards from Wendy’s? My favorite part is when she says “I found one of those old business card holders, you know the ones that hold business cards.”

    OK, nobody bother me, I’m watching the premiere episode of Charlene’s “Social Toast.” Actually, I already watched their first attempt but they did the entire broadcast without audio. So here’s comes the second try…


  22. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2011 at 7:43 pm


  23. Jackieon 15 Apr 2011 at 8:03 pm

    The Social Toast show’s not even over yet! Topic: Facebook Frenemies! So far… Charlene admittedly spends ALL DAY on facebook. She rolls over in bed and logs in on her iPad. She only logs in once, but checks in a gazillion times. I think I am quoting but am refraining from using quotation marks to prevent possible legal action against me. One of her pet peeves is people who complain on facebook, and now she and pal Cindy have been complaining for a solid fifteen minutes.

    There are ten, oops, nine viewers on for the show’s conclusion. The next show will have a CHAT up as well as Charlene’s signature giveaways. I sense the chat will be lively.

    I have a grand total of SEVEN Charlene-related tabs open right now. And I’m still hungry. I can almost smell her and the purple toenail polish she favors for this spring.

  24. Lawrenceon 15 Apr 2011 at 8:12 pm

    You know, when I saw the video, she looked EXACTLY like I expected her to. This is the kind of scag that drives her SUV like it’s a tank to the mall and gives the salespeople a hard time over the extra 3 cents she’s trying to save on $400 boots.

    I’m outraged by her existence.

  25. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Jackie – I share your fever for all things Charlene. Together we can make Charlene a star! I could not contain my excitement when the second broadcast began. I had already watched the full 18 minutes of Char and Cindy’s first broadcast in silence but I was ready for more! I felt like 6-year-old on Christmas morning when they would pop up a graphic and the audio would once again disappear. I can’t wait for the first You Just Made My List “Social Toast” viewing party! I feel high right now.

  26. Ricoon 15 Apr 2011 at 8:52 pm

    She did post your comment her blog… that’s a start

  27. LG Chickon 15 Apr 2011 at 9:02 pm

    You guys!! That’s so not fair!! I’ve been BLOCKED AND i CAN’T SEE HER SITE!!
    Thanks for giving me the blow by blow. Keep me informed. I did watch the gift card bullshit vid, and I couldn’t take anymore. btw, that stupid plastic bus card holder would not even fit it my purse, it’s so huge. Oh, wait; that’s right. It’s for a DIAPER BAG.

  28. funny stuffon 15 Apr 2011 at 11:47 pm

    @ LG Chick … use a proxy website to view her. ip bans are kinda funny. http://www.proxywebsites.biz/ i use this and haven’t had issues with them so far. i have to help you in your time of need. i apologize if the link is a no no.

    i been reading this stuff all day it seems, thanks for the entertainment and the continued disgust for uptight white suburbanite stuck up little piglets who oink oink oink all day long.

  29. LG Chickon 16 Apr 2011 at 9:49 am

    funny stuff, thanks and btw, you are funny.

  30. JFPhillyon 16 Apr 2011 at 10:07 am

    I’ve been reading this website everyday for a while now and have never been compelled to leve a message, however, I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge my support, Sir Listy. A shame that people lead lives that are so meaningless that they need to take up space with insipid “thoughts” and comments about the world. What’s more, I find it extremely pathetic that there is a need to defend this senselessness. It will be a rude self-actualization when Mrs. DeLoach finds that nothing can or will fill whatever void that is present in her heart, mind, and soul.

    Thanks for the magic!

  31. Kathyon 16 Apr 2011 at 11:17 am

    I’m going to try to be “super nice” and tell her it would be “super cool” if she learned how to spell ‘composte’
    (her spelling). But then, since she obviously doesn’t produce any of her own, why should she spell it right? Gee, seems like I’m being nit-picky, huh? Maybe like her whole YouTube hissy fit?

    Oh, and about the gift card video – OMG!! Does she really think this is an original idea? And that she must share it so the rest of the clueless masses can be awed at her brilliance? Let’s see….enormous ago, talent for stating the obvious, overuse of cutsey phrases…who does that remind me of…..SANDRA LEE – my other most hated Food Network non-talent next to Guy Fieri.

  32. Diss Contenton 16 Apr 2011 at 11:17 am

    Just Made My List (sung or sang? to YMCA)

    OK, so this is just for family. If you get lost, just remember that the lyrics ‘young man’ is matched to Charlene. Just a coincidence, I’m sure. Sorry for this random comment about nothingness.

    Maybe open a second window for the video and keep one for lyrics and move the furniture if you are in the mood for a bit of a dance. This took two mugs of coffee and one standing pee to produce.


    Charlene there’s no need to bring down
    I said Charlene don’t be just like a clown
    I said Charlene cause you live with a frown
    There’s no need to be an ass hat

    Charlene there’s some things you don’t know
    I said Charlene you don’t suck but you blow
    You can stay there and I’m sure you will find
    Many ways to kill a good time

    Listy’s blog is you Just Made My List
    Listy’s blog is you Just Made My List
    He is awesome and cool, something you don’t enjoy
    You can comment or just be coy
    Just Made My List
    Charlene you see how you Just Made His List?
    You can bitch and be mean you can play the big deal
    You can stew or finally get real

    Charlene are you listening to me?
    I said Charlene what do you want to be?
    I said Charlene you have been just obscene
    But you got to know this one thing

    Charlene did this all by yourself
    I said Charlene put your pride on the shelf
    And just eat shit cause your now on the list
    I’m sure you can do it today


    Charlene now that you’ve played the tool
    I said I was so glad not to be you
    You reacted to some Twittering jive
    Aren’t you glad you slapped this beehive?

    That’s when someone walked up to she
    And said Charlene pull that board out and see
    And say sorry to you Just Made My List
    He can start you back on your way…….


  33. rachelon 16 Apr 2011 at 12:50 pm

    her don’t construct sentences so good.

    “This is a royal pain in the butt, and I hate getting ‘all legal’ on people. I don’t want to do that, so let’s leave my stuff alone, ‘kay.” –Char

    clearly, “‘kay.” should read,”‘kay?”

  34. LG Chickon 16 Apr 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Wow, Diss! I’m so impressed, and with only two cups of coffee and a stand up pee – makes me wonder what you could do after a sit down session.

  35. Stephanieon 16 Apr 2011 at 1:37 pm

    Careful what you post…she might sue you for slander! lol She must just love to sue. what an idiot.

  36. kiddaon 16 Apr 2011 at 3:37 pm

    I’ve missed you Listy

  37. You Just Made My List!on 16 Apr 2011 at 3:40 pm


  38. JulieJulieJulieon 16 Apr 2011 at 6:05 pm

    Couldn’t help but notice on the gift card vid that she wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. Could it be that her husband dumped her? One can only hope – for his sake.

    Oh and Listy, could your next rant be on dried silk flower arrangements? In the Char vid, there were not one but TWO horrendous fake flower arrangements in the background. You could use a screen cap from the video as evidence of its tackiness AND get Miss Char all mad again. LET THE GAMES BEGIN – BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  39. LG Chickon 16 Apr 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Back with a vengence, baby!

  40. NerdyNerdensteinon 17 Apr 2011 at 10:04 am

    I can only access her front page now. I can’ see any older entries, comments, links…anything. Is she cross-referencing IP addresses from traffic originating from this site and blocking them or is she circling the wagons and quitting?

  41. LG Chickon 17 Apr 2011 at 11:00 am

    Yea, Nerdy, interestingly enough, I was blocked from her entire site, but now, it seems she has granted me access into her kingdom. She has still denied me, however, the ability to read the one comment attached to her “violation” that Listy wrote, but hey, I’ve already read it anyway. I’m curious as to her decision to reopen her doors to me.

  42. jdeburcaon 17 Apr 2011 at 11:53 am

    It has been my experience that lawyers are really impressed with themselves for being lawyers. However, it has also been my experience that they rely more upon bombast and less upon actual knowledge – probably something they’re taught in law school rhetoric class. I have used 4 lawyers in my life, 3 for real estate transactions and 1 for an immigration visa for my Irish husband. All 4 screwed things up, blatant mistakes I had to catch and correct. Most of the mistakes were due careless, oversight and sloppy work – but many were due to a total lack of knowledge of the laws that were their specialty. On top of this, not one of them ever apologized. They just tried to make light of serious mistakes, which they had made, that would have been very detrimental for me if I had not caught them… a tactic lawyers probably learn in law school as well.

  43. You Just Made My List!on 17 Apr 2011 at 1:29 pm

    If there was ever a woman impressed with herself it’s Charlene. Narcissism x 100. Maybe she’s realizing living her life online has a down side. You would think an attorney and “social media expert” would know better. She criticized me for not providing a personal email address on my site… perhaps she could learn a thing or two from me.

  44. Diss Contenton 17 Apr 2011 at 4:22 pm

    The Narciss-sisterhood should have conjured a plan in the likely event that one of their coven’s YouTube videos managed to go viral. Lemme give ya an example, show you what I mean:

    Let’s say you made some innocuous video with zero production values about hors d’oeuvres, like a Plate of Shrimp for instance.

    Then for whatever reason the thing gets picked up and played like 9 thousand million times. You are invited in the YouTube revenue share program and issued a check for whatever amount, which you could then donate to the Red Cross/Crescent, Salvation Army or any worthy charity in your name. All this after your multi-media masterpiece is globally violated and viewed without express written consent. Who’s the victim here?

    Alas, this was not meant to be. Too weird or freaky of a concept for the likes who need help organizing ‘gift cards’ with an aggregate value greater than what several billion people are capable of earning in a year. Yes, the oblivious outrage over the legal use of a 29 second Handycam video with 31 views needed to be brought down upon this electronic dais of disjointed disenchantment.

  45. Lawrenceon 17 Apr 2011 at 5:24 pm

    “Yes, the oblivious outrage over the legal use of a 29 second Handycam video with 31 views needed to be brought down upon this electronic dais of disjointed disenchantment.”

    HA HA HA! That is priceless.

  46. Dieteron 18 Apr 2011 at 2:56 am

    Is this woman even admitted to the bar? If not then she couldn’t even practice law or call herself a lawyer. I bet she’s throws all kinds of crap certifications in her bio: certified insurance representative, certified aerobics instructor, bla bla. I’m sure she’d throw in bar admission if she had it.

    Listy, maybe you should initiate legal action against her for falsely claiming to be a lawyer.

  47. yubberson 18 Apr 2011 at 6:39 am

    You’re kind of my hero right now. Thumbs up.

  48. You Just Made My List!on 18 Apr 2011 at 8:42 am

    Yubbers? Back in the house!

  49. PoodlesRuleon 18 Apr 2011 at 5:19 pm

    Reposted comment, because IT IS THE TRUTH and MUST be SHOUTED to the world (ie: Listy’s BILLIONS of faithful readers : )

    “*crying* WHY GOD? Why did all the AWESOME Toy Poodles of the world have to get their AWESOMENESS dragged through the mud by this worthless bitchcuntwhorenitwitborewasteofhumanity excuse for a woman?!? PLEASE, dear Listy readers: GIVE TOY POODLES A CHANCE. THEY DO INDEED RULE! This is seriously fucked up.”

    Now I need to go take a pill.

  50. Saraon 18 Apr 2011 at 9:43 pm


  51. chrison 19 Apr 2011 at 2:48 pm

    This is the greatest blog ever to grace the internet. Ever. I forget when I first stumbled upon “THE list” but I have followed it ever since, I have gone back through the archives to the beginning, and I have laughed my ass off and agreed with you on literally every single topic. And I’ve even been to a goddamn Insane Clown Posse concert! Lol.


    Quality stuff, my friend.

  52. SanFranon 19 Apr 2011 at 4:59 pm

    She spelled Massachusetts as “Massachussets” on yesterday’s post… If she has worked for the Commonwealth for as long as claimed, this should no longer be a challenge.

  53. You Just Made My List!on 19 Apr 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Massatwoshits. Hey, that’s what she should have called the amazing toilet paper contest!

  54. You Just Made My List!on 19 Apr 2011 at 9:17 pm

    Chris – Thank you for acknowledging my awesomeness.

  55. Nikkion 19 Apr 2011 at 9:36 pm

    She banned me, and until now I haven’t even said anything on the matter. What is she so scared of? A real immature way to go about this, too. Instead of either A) defending herself (as lawyers do) or B) just apologizing for falsely accusing you of stealing from her, she’d rather spend her time banning the IP address of every visitor of your site so we can’t call BS on her claims?
    The thing is that she knows she looks like an idiot. She just doesn’t want to face it.

  56. Mackwizon 20 Apr 2011 at 12:29 pm

    I know people like her. Bland as fuck, prentending to live in this cookie-cutter fairy tale world where the biggest problem is what toilet paper to use.

    I threw up a little reading this post:


    It’s almost like she walked right out of a dishwashing soap commerical and started blogging.

    Compare that to this observation of New York City:


    Hail Listy

  57. PoodlesRuleon 20 Apr 2011 at 6:53 pm


    1) I read your second link. Suggest move to Wyoming or rural Montana. And before you go, adopt 1-4 poodles from Poodle Rescue organization of your home state (NY or wherever you are).

    2) You would love John Berger’s book “Ways of Seeing,” if you haven’t already read it or are, in fact, him. It was one of the 8-10 books I was forced to read in college that actually made an impression on me – dare I say this? It changed my life/viewpoint/perspective forever.

  58. Mackwizon 21 Apr 2011 at 8:21 am

    It’s not my page in the link, it’s a guy who calls himself negativepositive who has a pretty unique and trippy site. I recommend you check out his list of things that need to be destroyed. Anyways, I will check out that book you mentioned.

  59. Claireon 26 Apr 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Those crossed eyes drive me insane.


  60. Ellenon 05 May 2011 at 9:43 pm

    Dear Listy,

    I just spent the last four hours browsing your site (because I have no life I guess and your posts are so damn amazing?!) after finding it randomly on the internet when I was searching bitch blogs, or something to that effect.

    Dude, I’m all atwitter, this site is pure gold. I have a suggestion for you, and I’m sure you get about thousand of them a day day, but once I finished reading about this old dried up cunt Charlene DeLoach who clearly hasn’t been laid since the Clinton era, it reminded me of something else I can’t stand: people who don’t think their shit stinks. And lemme tell you, they’re a dime a dozen, especially in good ol’ America. A few I hate in particular include the band, The Strokes (saw them coked out at a pub in Melbourne – such ass faces!), Peaches Gildorf in addition to those other overly privileged assholes who simply lucked out and became wealthy the moment they popped out of a vagina, annnnnd… gots to pick a good one here, oh yes, KANYE WEST. Bitch don’ get me stahted on that fuc face strage crasher.

    Your new and forever-devoted fan Ellen

  61. Nikkion 07 Jan 2012 at 1:05 am

    I tried to watch that Social Toast video on her Social Toast website, but the video that she put on there is disabled because she has since turned embedding off.

    I find that funny for two reasons – that she turned embedding off because of you, and because she thought she could post it on her own website…having embedding turned off.

  62. GG Allinon 17 Mar 2012 at 6:46 pm

    I know what charlene needs – a jolly visit to the boys at facilabuse.com. Or maybe Ghetto Gaggers. Either way, she needs to read the laws before commenting on them.

  63. Kellieon 09 May 2013 at 6:05 pm

    Sounds like a snobby woman “Charlene”. I saw her blog. It looks bland and boring. She says she’s a lawyer but she doesn’t follow the Youtube laws? I think she’s lying to make people scared of her. Either way she shouldn’t be a parent.

  64. Briar Aleon 11 May 2013 at 2:21 pm

    Speaking of putting somebody else’s thing on your own blog post, Listy can I ask you a favor? About the picture on your hate post about American Girl Dolls, can I borrow the picture? It is fitting for my own hate post on American Girl Dolls. Believe me, I share your feelings on those dolls.

  65. You Just Made My List!on 11 May 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Yep, just give me a link back if you can.

  66. Anomymouseon 10 Aug 2013 at 6:24 pm

    Degree’s motto is when the “degree” of stress or excitement rises, then the magic spode in Degree is released preventing BO.
    Anybody getting worked up in laughter, stress, anger, or horny, if using this armpit caulk, did it work? Was that acrid BO prevented? Would you recommend it for MidEast taxi cab drivers?
    I tried it once and it caused a wicked red itchy rash. Too much perfume and whatever else, I’ll NEVER use it again.
    (sing along) “…Charlene dun’t like it, rockin the casbah…”

    So glad I clicked on this…I originally was looking to see if Rick Bayliss daughter Lani (now married) had made a “life change” for how different she looked on the last show. Her hair is cut short, she has different glasses & looks much older but not more attractive.

    Lani talking about her dad being “hot” (I watched that show) made me wonder where mommy was. Mommy should be on the show a lot more!! Waiting for the outtakes reel to hear him say, …yeah Lani, once after a Mexico trip I was feeling a deep rut, your mom happened to walk in the kitchen, naked and hotter than a habanero, and well just right before dinner, here on this cutting board…you were conceived…

  67. You Just Made My List!on 10 Aug 2013 at 7:15 pm

    I just threw up in my mouth. Then I opened my mouth and threw up in my pants.

  68. thealefamily25on 29 Nov 2013 at 11:52 am

    Listy, every time that I read one of your posts I am like “OMG it’s like you are inside my head”. So I have a long story to share, involving somebody that you seem to be debating with on your posts “American Girl Dolls” and “Mommy Bloggers”. It sure is long, so grab your finest beer and popcorn (because they go together so fine).
    So I have been to Amy’s blog before, that is before the FBI banned me from it. She has like the perfect life in Raleigh, with three daughters who don’t fight, where her only problem is a lice infestation! I live a horrible and dysfunctional life in New Orleans with my daughter and son who hate each other. Actually, I hear them screaming at each other right now!! Not like it comes as a surprise to me.My husband is eating fried liver on the kitchen of our rundown one story home.I got so jealous that I created a WordPress blog that impersonated her and exploits her girls. She found it and posted about the plagiarism to Facebook and Pinterest AND, like Charlene, she blogged about me. And on FB she had millions of people getting furious at me. I IMMEDIATELY DID WROTE DOWN (which is strange for me because I hate writing) the responses AND she and others filed abuse and copyright claims to WordPress and WP shut my imposter blog down Now I have the FBI watching my every move on the computer and I’ve been banned from her blog, blog’s Facebook page, and everything associated with her blog. She contacted her lawyers, police, and FBI.

  69. NotaHipsteron 10 Jul 2014 at 5:43 pm

    I know this post in ancient, but having had to deal with this bitch, her lies, her hypocrisy, and her mail-order lawyering skills, I just had to tell you: You Just Made MY list: of the BEST thing I’ve read in a long long while.

  70. You Just Made My List!on 10 Jul 2014 at 6:19 pm

    HotaHipster – She’s the worst. I wish we could sit down over a few beers and discuss in great detail all the ways she sucks.