Oct 10 2008

Judd Winick from Mtv’s The Real World!

Published by at 4:01 am under Jerks,Sucky TV

I don’t really feel like putting any effort into this tonight so please forgive me for what is probably going to be my most boring post ever. It does not help that my subject matter, Judd from The Real World San Francisco, is quite possibly the most boring person on the planet.

First of all Judd, WE GET IT, you are better than us, you aren’t homophobic and you aren’t afraid to hug a guy with AIDS. Now that we cleared that up maybe he can stop trying to live his life through Perdo Zamora.

Secondly, Judd shot his douchebag score off the charts by marrying a fellow Real Worlder. I just barfed a little. This is the same girl that sad sack Judd helped go on a romantic (paddle boats?) date with her boyfriend. I seem to remember Judd dressing up in a tuxedo and paddling alone in a separate boat with his giant, tear-filled puppy dog eyes. What a tool.

And how can we forget his comic strip “Nuts and Bolts?” Enough said.

My favorite Judd fact has to be this doozy from his wiki page, “Winick proposed to Ling in March 2000, wearing a gorilla suit.” If that doesn’t make you want to kick him square in his vagina I don’t know what could.

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5 comments to “Judd Winick from Mtv’s The Real World!”

  1. Bennon 10 Oct 2008 at 5:05 am

    Oh holy shit. That really does make me want to kick him in the vagina. At least it wasn’t a giant bannana suit. Damnit, I never know how to spell that word.

  2. CountChoculaon 10 Oct 2008 at 9:37 am

    Do you read Chuck Klosterman? While his discussions of the real world border the line between philosophical rant and post modern cultural epiphany, yours uses plain objective truth to achieve the same thing: a cross section of society at its worst. This is exactly what the show wanted to achieve, but it took commentary from a third, independant party for this to happen.


  3. RBoneon 10 Oct 2008 at 9:47 am

    I’m a little surprised you chose Judd over Puck. He was a true piece of shit.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 10 Oct 2008 at 10:05 am

    Count, I just so happen to LOVE Chuck Klosterman! I guess the difference is that he is a real writer and I just sort of poo my un-edited thoughts into this blog. Thanks very much though for the comment, it’s nice to be mentioned in the same sentence as Chuck.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 10 Oct 2008 at 10:06 am

    Rbone, Puck was annoying but I will take that over bland and boring any day.