Oct 13 2008

This fucking Jesus puzzle!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

This slider puzzle is supposed to say “I ‘heart’ Jesus” and it’s intended to be solved by children. I spent 45 minutes trying to solve it and the best I could come up with was “I (shapes) Jesus.” That’s when I threw it against the wall and destroyed it. How you like me now, puzzle? FUCK YOU!

I hate myself.

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9 comments to “This fucking Jesus puzzle!”

  1. SanFranon 13 Oct 2008 at 1:24 pm

    I’m sure Je$us hates you too. If I were you, I’d probably hate me.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 13 Oct 2008 at 1:52 pm

    I told God this was his chance to prove his existence. All he had to do was solve the puzzle before my eyes but he obviously really dropped the ball.

  3. MalaSuerteon 13 Oct 2008 at 2:00 pm

    The puzzle has now gone on to a better place.
    I have NEVER had the patience to solve a slider puzzle, not when I was a kid, and not now.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 13 Oct 2008 at 2:08 pm

    I hope I sent that puzzle straight to hell where it belongs.

  5. Mr. Kickers Sr.on 13 Oct 2008 at 3:50 pm

    That puzzle is a test. Just because you cannot solve it, doesn’t mean it cannot be solved. You have to have faith. You must believe in it. The belief that the puzzle can be solved is more important than actually solving it. You know Life is like a puzzle and Christ holds the solution to all of life’s puzzles. You should come to my prayer group. If you read the bible you will notice how much of Revelations is coming true – especially now that it looks like Obama will become the next president. Gay marriage, sex ed. for kindergarters, teaching evolution in school, but no creationism – It certainly is the end of days. I have to get back to flogging myself with an acorn whip.

  6. Munchieson 13 Oct 2008 at 6:53 pm

    Mr. Kickers Sr. is rad.

    That is all.

  7. MalaSuerteon 13 Oct 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Acorn whips are for heretics.

    I prefer barbed wire.

  8. TheDukeon 13 Oct 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Barbed wire will only get you as far as purgatory. Castration will get you to heaven. I pray for everyone who still has a penis… pray in vain.

  9. Bennon 14 Oct 2008 at 1:34 am

    I don’t pray for anybody because as “YouJustMadeMyList” stated earlier, he must not exist because the puzzle was not solved before his eyes. To pray would be useless. Unless, of course, we’re praying to the wrong “god.” But either way…still useless.