Oct 15 2008

Mark Ciptak for naming his baby “Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak” without telling his wife!

Published by at 6:23 pm under Jerks,Why?!?

A friend of mine made me aware of this ass-munching, shit-for-brains, redneck today and I almost wish he hadn’t. This idiot, Mark Ciptak (pronounced Shit-Pack or possibly Shit-Tank), went behind his wife’s back and named his baby daughter “Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak” in order to “take one for the cause.” Sorry asshole, it was actually your poor kid who took one for the cause don’t you think? America, please say hello to Joe fucking Six Pack! I wonder what Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak will use as her stripper name in 18 years? Probably “Crystal” or “Cheyenne” like the rest of them.

Here’s what my friend said in his email, I thought it was funny…

“Way to go dipshit… maybe you can name your next kid “My Dad’s a Selfish Moron Who doesn’t Think About Anything Beyond the Next 2 Weeks Ciptak”… that is the next kid he has with his next wife. Make the most of your weekend visits with lil’ Sarah McCain Palin, fuckface.

There you can pretty much just cut and paste most of the above on your blog. Thanks for the credit… I guess i just made your list… sorta”

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11 comments so far

11 comments to “Mark Ciptak for naming his baby “Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak” without telling his wife!”

  1. Weirdoon 15 Oct 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Holy fucking mother of God. That’s awful. That’s a terrible thing to do; that kid’s gonna live with that name for the rest of her life. She’s gonna get beaten up at school.

    And I thought MY name was bad.

    Didn’t you mention a while back that Gwen Stephani and her dumbass husband named their kid Zuna Nesta Rock or something? That’s stupid…

  2. Weirdoon 15 Oct 2008 at 10:24 pm

    And um… he duck taped the kid to a wall..? What the hell?

    And the father of the year award goes to ….

  3. beebopon 16 Oct 2008 at 12:06 pm

    The title of this post should not be “Mark Ciptak for naming his baby “Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak” without telling his wife!”

    It should be “Mark Ciptak for naming his baby “Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak””

    This guy is a total fucking idiot.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 16 Oct 2008 at 12:16 pm

    beebop – I understand what you mean and agree but my secret shame is that I added the wife part to the title for better search engine placement. I AM A SELL OUT!

  5. SanFranon 16 Oct 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Interesting.. Ingenious use of child for installation art.

    Personally, I like my artwork to 1) be quiet and 2) not shit on the wall.

    But, anyhow.

  6. Bennon 16 Oct 2008 at 11:04 pm

    I am also a fan of non-shitty artwork. Especially if it produces it on a regular basis.
    But babies can be fun. If you’re playing kickball with them! HAHA! Sorry. I couldn’t help it. Now I’m going to go walk in front of a Short bus because I feel so wrong for saying that.
    But “HAHA!” nonetheless.

  7. concerned citizenon 18 Oct 2008 at 6:53 pm

    Any dumb fuck that duck tapes his kid to the wall deserves to believe in an empty sack of bullshit like Sarah Palin. Him and his sister need to goto some parenting classes.
    Oh wait, they don’t believe in “social” programs, lol

  8. Mark Ciptakon 14 Dec 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Look here, I made my choice on naming MY kid so fuck all of you. Seriously, it was my choice. My wife is a woman and a woman is always a step behind the man.

  9. You Just Made My List!on 14 Dec 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Thanks for checking in Mark. I never thought of it that way. I hope your wife is a woman, otherwise you would be in a gay marriage and we all know that will lead to the end of the world!

  10. Yuhason 08 Aug 2009 at 10:43 am

    I found this on google when I wrote “Ciptak”. It’s a word-game (I’m from Poland). Ptak means “bird” and Cipa means “pussy, vagina” so I thought I will find some flying pussies, but no! I found a baby with a bird:)

  11. crystalon 31 Jul 2012 at 7:23 pm

    who in there right fukin mind would tape theyre kid to the wall anyway!!???