Oct 21 2008

Wacky marriage proposals!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

I know this makes me a dick but I just can’t stand wacky, public marriage proposals. When I see some turd at some at some sporting event publicly professing his turd love to some turdy woman I just want to throw my nachos at them. This is only a fantasy however because those nachos probably cost $12 dollars and I am going to literally lick that plastic tray clean to get my money’s worth.

So what makes me, the cheese licking tightwad, so much better than the aforementioned turd who simply wants to express his love in front of a bunch of drunks just so he can get on the news? I just am!

I can’t be the only person who does not feel the need to witness other people’s proposals. It’s a private moment so keep it the hell out of my nachos.

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7 comments to “Wacky marriage proposals!”

  1. Navisionon 21 Oct 2008 at 8:17 am

    Screw you… I was able to get on stage at a concert that my, now, wife and I were at. It was a band that had a lot of meaning for us, and when he asked me to come up on stage, it scared the hell out of my wife…

    But then I proposed and they played an acoustic song for us… then the best part… everyone in the audience started buying us drinks and shots! I got so loaded, and everyone there was excited that they were a “part” of what went down…

    Maybe it is just because I am so freaking awesome, and my wife is uber hot…

    If I know you are in the audience somewhere where I am… I am going to propose to a stranger just so you waste your $12 nachos!

  2. You Just Made My List!on 21 Oct 2008 at 9:12 am

    I WILL NEVER APPROVE! I have to go throw some nachos to blow off some steam!

  3. Neishon 21 Oct 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Mm yeah I saw some dork propose to his girlfriend in a movie theater. Not even like a message on screen, he just got down on one knee on that sticky ass popcorn mushy floor then he yells to the crowd ‘SHE SAID YES!!’

    I don’t really care buddy. It just says to me that you’re a cheap ass. Hope that girl has a nice life with the dorky guy who proposed in sticky pop residue.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 21 Oct 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Neish – That is hilarious. Seriously, what a douchey place to propose!

  5. Weirdoon 21 Oct 2008 at 9:30 pm

    My dad proposed to my mom in their University cafeteria. According to her, he climbed up on the table (so he was in full view of everyone in the room) and proposed to her loudly, then practically threw himself at her when she accepted.

    Seriously. A cafeteria. The proposal happened like 20 years ago, but I still feel embarrassed just thinking about it. And I’m not the type of kid who gets embarrassed easily. If I was my mom, I would’ve thrown the bowl of soup in his face and demand that he take me out to a romantic dinner.

    …Ew, i just said that about my DAD. Gross!!

    I’m going to go slit my wrists now …

  6. SanFranon 21 Oct 2008 at 10:50 pm

    I proposed to my wife while we were NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!

  7. Mr. Kickers Sr.on 21 Oct 2008 at 11:07 pm

    Navision is correct. I was actually in the audience at the concert he is talking about. Weird Al was awesome! He treated the proposal with class. After the proposal, the band launched into a kick ass version of “Dare to Be Stupid” in their honor. The crowd, composed mainly of 12 year-old boys, thought it was hilarious and part of the act. Good stuff. I was there..uh…with my nephew…