Nov 14 2008

The Real Housewives of who gives a fuck!

Published by at 3:00 am under Jerks,Sucky TV

Who watches this shit? Seriously, I want names!

Who wants to waste their time watching a bunch of nouveau riche diva assholes walking around like their shit don’t stink when OBVIOUSLY their shit do stink. Oh man, does it ever stink! There seems to be an endless supply of these jerks and and even more endlesser supply of people who want to watch them do nothing all day long. The list is long with crap like The Hills, Kimora Lee Simons, The Kardashians, The Housewives, My Super Sweet 16, etc. What is the fascination with these useless pieces of shit?

If I had a teenage child, especially a girl, I don’t think I could own a TV. If my kid ever displayed any of the obnoxious traits these reality TV “stars” so proudly flaunt they would be on their way to military school the next morning.

I occasionally like bad TV and I understand the soap opera appeal of shows like The Real Housewives but it’s just getting out of hand. There is something so painfully pathetic about a country on the brink of financial ruin that still focuses so much attention on these creepy jerks.

I need to take a shower.

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9 comments to “The Real Housewives of who gives a fuck!”

  1. Lon 14 Nov 2008 at 8:07 am

    You know, I understand the appeal of reality tv, and I get why people like shows like The OC, One Tree Hill, etc., but I do not understand why people would want to sit down for an hour or so and watch this pseudo-reality shit. Why the fuck is Kim Kardashian even famous? If I come home to my roommate watching that bitch throw her double wide ass around my tv one more time, I’m going to punch a hole in the wall.
    I think what’s worse than these shows are the bitches who watch them and take them seriously. There’s nothing worse. You can blame whoever you want for creating shows like The Hills or Real Housewives, but it’s the girls (you know guys…or any woman over 25 isn’t watching that shit) that watch them who are really at fault. Of course, these are the same girls that would make fun of you for watching things like Family Guy and Futurama because they are cartoons and simply “not cool enough” to grace their tv.
    You know what, you ignorant little girl? Make all the fun you want. I’m more awesome than you’ll ever be. Ever.

  2. You Jusy Made My Anus!on 14 Nov 2008 at 11:23 am

    hahahah, “endlesser”

  3. hodanon 14 Nov 2008 at 11:28 am

    who watches this shit? ANDERSON COOPER! LOL he’ such a queen.

  4. Creature of Habiton 14 Nov 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Not only do I not get it, I hate it. I hate that it is infiltrating EVERY aspect of television. I’m an Animal Planet/Discovery/Nat Geo type of TV watcher, and long gone are the days of the beautiful animal documentaries and shows on our planet and other cultures. It’s been replaced with anthropormorphic “plot lines”, stupid graphic overlays and dramatic narration that infuriates me. It seems the only escape is to pay through the nose for HBO and Showtime. Really, they leave you no choice.

    Don’t get me wrong, I still watch regular TV. Shows like “Locked up Abroad” and those prison shows (where they film inside the prisons). I find the prison shows infinitely more interesting than these skanky, nouveau riche asshats.

  5. Neishon 14 Nov 2008 at 1:46 pm

    I think my Super Sweet 16 is just like a complilation list of all young twats that aught to be exterminated before they reach adulthood.

    Why do people even indulge in the Sweet 16 BS, yay! You lived a whole 16 years! Gooooo you!!

  6. SanFranon 14 Nov 2008 at 5:32 pm

    The adjacent office suite to mine is a PR firm, specializing in fashion… When the weather is nice, they’ll open their windows or doors, and because I’m a bad-ass east-coaster, the “california cold” ain’t no bother, and my doors to the garden are open always.. Anyhow, when the PR agency doors are open, they sit around, the principals and the interns, and yammer fashion this and fashion that. I hear ‘OH My GAWD’, usually followed by “LIKE” and then “PRADA” and “LIKE, THAT’S TOTALLY LAME – WHO DRESSES LIKE THAT”… I can only assume they are talking about the likes of me – who choose to work in COMFORT, that being no shoes, some old shorts and a well-worn tee. Oh, and I don’t own a comb, either – so my hair is ALWAYS fucked up, and I like it that way.

    My point being: people do in fact live like this. I have no concept of how exactly they get through life, and can only suspect what happens when age inevitably takes over and they are mortified looking at their “bingo wings” (those flabby old-lady upper arms, shaking about when they yell BINGO! at the community center).

    As best I can tell, a life of fashion is vapid, because fashion doesn’t keep, and ultimately unfulfilling. It takes a certain kind of person to be enslaved to this, and they deserve it.

  7. Jenon 20 Feb 2009 at 10:42 pm

    These types of shows are stupid, indeed, but what I end up focusing on when I watch one minute of “The Real Housewives…” is the brunette lady’s (Geena/Gina/whatever her name is) face. She has one of those large fleshy bumps on her chin. Very noticeable and gross. What IS it? And if she’s so rich and swank and thinks she’s so above everyone else, why is it still THERE? Get it removed!!!

  8. Munnaon 07 Aug 2011 at 9:36 pm

    What the heck means “Real houswives of New jersey”, remaining other housewives are bitches?? Real housewives have issues, pay bills, take care of kids, works part time, for me that is the meaning of REAL HOUSEWIFE.,

  9. DeathofRealityon 07 Dec 2011 at 11:43 am

    I know this shit (reality TV) isn’t going to vanish. There’s a huge market for it (idiots and cretins; people who watch shit like this have to be) and an episode of this garbage can be made on the budget of a late-night informercial. These cruddy shows also help keep washed-up celebs’ careers on life support, people like Mario Lopez, Brett Michaels, who had their day in the Sun and should just go away.