Nov 25 2008

Crooked baseball hats!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

Enough is enough! I am seriously so fucking sick of people wearing their stupid hats crooked on their empty heads. What message are they trying to send? “Hey man, I don’t play by the rules.” Fuuuuuck yooooou! They are all a bunch of douchebag lemmings who couldn’t produce an original thought if they tried. In general I’m sick and tired of everyone walking around like they are straight outta Compton. I’m at the end of my rope with all this ghetto culture bullshit. Every decade has their lame ass fashion fad. In the 90’s it was flannels tied around the waist and now it’s these god damn crooked fucking hats.

How did I get to be the coolest person in the world?!?

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24 comments so far

24 comments to “Crooked baseball hats!”

  1. Jeffon 25 Nov 2008 at 6:05 am

    Sure, but you put that picture up because of the girl – don’t even try to lie.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 25 Nov 2008 at 9:03 am

    gross

  3. SanFranon 25 Nov 2008 at 11:22 am

    Ooof, yeah – back in high school, it was backwards hats (yes, I’m dating myself here – but not in some sick backwoods way, you sick fucks).. and then it was sideways hats, and then it was hats with pencils sticking out of them, and then it was hats with the brim all ragged and bent and worn below ones eyebrows so they had to crane their head just to see what was in front of them.. and yeah, now it’s a combination of it all – crooked on so many levels.

    Back in the day, I referred to them as “hat pricks”, and my assessment stands firm today.

  4. hodanon 25 Nov 2008 at 11:29 am

    what decade are you living in?crooked hats are not new, that shit is so circa 1995.white kids so behind the times where that shit now. fitted New Era are the new thing.

  5. deadlytoqueon 25 Nov 2008 at 11:50 am

    You remember upside-down and backward golf visors? I remember seeing them giving them away in packs of shit lager (Bud or Molson or something) with the beer company’s logo printed on them upside down and thinking “the fuck?”

  6. You Just Made My List!on 25 Nov 2008 at 11:56 am

    Yeah, the upside down visor thing is super frat boy and annoying.

  7. T-Ravon 25 Nov 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Amen,something that’s been on my list for some time is the pukeheads that don’t fold the bill down and the leave the stupid size sticker on the hat.WHY IS THAT COOL?I remember about four years ago they would leave the tag on it as well.But the crooked hat thing sucks as well,and by the way,who is that in the photo?

  8. You Just Made My List!on 25 Nov 2008 at 4:44 pm

    That photo? Oh, that’s just a random douchebag and some stupid whore with low self esteem. Got it from hotchickswithdouchebags.com. They are my go to source for all things douche.

  9. texannon 28 Nov 2008 at 11:31 am

    it just goes to show that some people always try to act like something they aren’t and these low self esteem bimbos whore themself out for that. then we wonder why the world laughs at us

  10. TONYon 05 Dec 2008 at 10:44 am

    Maybe the assholes that think its COOL to wear hats,, never wash their damns stinken hair,,

  11. Davidon 09 May 2009 at 2:03 am

    Ha! OMG You are soooo right! I live in Duncan Oklahoma and you get these cowboy shit eating douches Bumping Country music out of there tricked out euro style pick up trucks (thats right, i said country music)! In the Walmart parking lot! And instead of a cowboy hat they are wearing there stupid Bling bling ball caps crooked on there heads! WHAT THE FUCK? Do they think they are HARD CORE Wankstas? I would love to go up to just one of those immature low self esteem Wanna bee whanksters and slap the cap right off the top of there heads! SCUM BAGS! But if i was to do that they might get all GANGSTA and call 911 on me! LOL

  12. You Just Made My List!on 11 May 2009 at 8:45 am

    Cowboy gangstas, barf.

  13. Annmarieon 10 Jul 2009 at 4:10 am

    Yea man, they are all fucking stupid lemmings! I can’t fucking believe these fucking wiggers even walk the fucking streets without getting there asses beat by some big ole black dude! Just one of these couch douches step to me and i will fuck there lives up. Thats right wankstas… Kevin Federline needs to be shot and so does Eminem.

  14. Johnon 14 Oct 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Thay be wearn dem hats sighways cause the be taugin bough shighmughvugga, mah shigh!

    In other words they’re empty headed white niggers

  15. You Just Made My List!on 14 Oct 2009 at 6:23 pm

    John – As I have stated in the past, I do not censor comments but I feel I must distance myself from the use of that word.

  16. Johnon 14 Oct 2009 at 6:34 pm

    @hodan,
    who said “what decade are you living in?crooked hats are not new, that shit is so circa 1995.white kids so behind the times where that shit now. fitted New Era are the new thing.”

    We’re not behind the times, we’re above the times… wearing a dumbass nigger hat is beneath us. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a fitted New Era or not, generally the hat is still worn ten sizes too big by a person whose brain is ten sizes too small–sideways.

    Give that some thought – if your brain isn’t clogged with shighmughvuggah-ism.

  17. Alexon 14 Dec 2010 at 9:44 am

    With all due respect man, eat shit. I wear my hat like this because, if I didn’t, I’d get shot at.

  18. You Just Made My List!on 14 Dec 2010 at 5:35 pm

    Alex – What the fuck are you talking about? You have bigger problems than your lame crocked ass hat.

  19. raeon 07 Apr 2011 at 1:31 pm

    umadbro?

  20. Seanon 14 Mar 2012 at 10:21 am

    The Bushwackers were wearing crooked baseball caps in the early 90’s so apparently these guys gots their fashion sense from a toothless kiwi wrestling tag team. Sweet.

  21. Roberton 03 Jul 2012 at 7:23 am

    Wow. There are some really intelligent people in here. You know, you WEAR a hat, not WHERE it. And it’s THEIR not THERE. You talk about others looking stupid for wearing a hat crooked (and I agree with you – I’m also SICK of ghetto being everwywhere), but you post in a public place with no concern that you now look just as stupid. They do teach proper spelling and word use in school, even in Oklahoma.

  22. You Just Made My List!on 03 Jul 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Robert – You better not be talking about my impeccable grammar!

  23. Douche Bagon 05 Sep 2014 at 10:16 pm

    The niggers get paid top salary and look like fukin idiots wen they wear their hats crooked on their heads grow up and act like everyone else and NOT A FUKIN NIGGER!!!

  24. You Just Made My List!on 05 Sep 2014 at 10:53 pm

    Well at least YOU named YOURSELF “Douche Bag” so I wouldn’t have to. The irony of a person like you calling other people idiots, and worse, is so painful it makes a single tear fall from my eye. Seriously? You can’t even bother to spell the word “when” correctly as you shit out this fucking (that’s how it’s spelled) bullshit from your shit mouth?

    FUCK, I hate you so much and can’t wait for the moment you die. Please do this before creating some shitty child who the rest of us will have to deal with until it finally dies too. Please just try to die soon, that’s all I ask. Maybe you could accidentally shoot yourself in the face while trying to load your crossbow? Maybe trampled to death at a Larry the Cable Guy concert. Those are just some suggestions, you can work out the details. Just try to do it by Christmas!