You just made my list!

I have a family matter to attend to today so please complain to each other about anything that you have stuck up your ass. Also, enjoy this...

I'm taking a short holiday break. Americans, have a great, safe holiday. Those of you from other countries, have a great, safe normal week doing normal things.

I'm very tired and far too happy and optimistic to complain about anything tonight so let me just say congratulations to Barack Obama for his amazing accomplishment. He campaigned with honor and dignity and I can not wait to watch his progress as President. And congrats to the American people for giving a shit about their future again and voting! It's an exciting time to be American.

I need to get the bad taste of Sarah Palin out of my mouth (I wish) so I am going to send you into the weekend with the latest brilliant episode of Drunk History. Maybe it's the cheap Mexican beer I am currently drinking but I am in a good mood. SHUT UP JERKS!