Nov 09 2010
Edible photo cakes!
Congratulations! Now eat your own ugly face.
Yum, your black golf shirt looks delicious Dennis! Or would I rather have a slice of your Dockers? It’s a tough choice, black and khaki are both such appetizing colors. I guess I could go for a piece of your beard, or maybe I should skip you altogether and just eat your golf cart. It’s so hard to choose, your Chamber of Commerce networking event is so mouthwatering!
Fuck it, I’m skipping the whole thing and eating this.