Jan 31 2011
Dana Carvey + Linkin Park = Satan shooting explosive diarrhea in your face!
Well, it’s official, the universe will implode on February 5th, 2011 at 11:30 Eastern Standard Time.
The earth will rip apart and just as the molten goo from the center of our planet begins to melt your skin off, you will have just enough time to reflect on all the time you wasted carefully placing 20 pillows on your bed every morning. You will beg God for another chance to live life to the fullest but your screaming prayers will go unanswered, because the instant Dana Carvey and Linkin Park share the Saturday Night Live stage, heaven will be the first thing to explode. Poof… no more God. Satan is calling the shots now, pal. It’s over.
